🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[MirnaMinkoff]

Logan checked KF to make sure her FB post was posted here, removed post and is now loudly announcing she’s never had an abortion (which is the best way to make ppl think you’ve never had one, a public FB post announcing it, apropos of nothing.)

She must have gotten frustrated with all the posts about forum migration and goldbelly sucking up her oxygen.

 

[Frank N Berry]

Did Lowtax force Logan to have an abortion?

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For a lazy man Lowtax has very potent sperm. Every woman he touches gets pregnant immediately.

 

[Technics99]

It would have been absolutely doable with the amount of capital at his disposal, even if he did zero of the work himself, by hiring people with the firehose of goon money available.


Pregnancy saga, called it. I'm skeptical this is real. She just needs attention.

how do you get pregnant from fucking a foot?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Ironically if Logan wanted "community" she should've just stayed in Utah and went to church with her parents.

 

[augment]

For a lazy man Lowtax has very potent sperm. Every woman he touches gets pregnant immediately.

The Idiocracy effect.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Ironically if Logan wanted "community" she should've just stayed in Utah and went to church with her parents.

Yeah, but no goldbelly or box wine there. Honestly, Logan should just hang out with us and tell us funny stories about the tax man.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Imagine the absolute mental case a Logan+Richard baby would be. Aborting it is the only humane thing to do.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

I thought there was something in the way distant past about a secret abortion. One of the homegroan goonettes while married to Megan? Thought I saw it on SASS, so grain of salt and such.

 

[Hesa]

If she is pulling this one out won't medical records show it somewhere?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

If she is pulling this one out won't medical records show it somewhere?

Yes, but we have no access to those unless she decides to post them. She's a crazy BPD bitch, and this is textbook behavior for these kinds of people. Take anything like this with a shaker of salt.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Lowtax should just nuke the entire SA database along with the forums, the admins, the troons, and the post counts. Seal the deal with a fresh install of XenForo with free registration. Find some pol tards or reddit refugees to be the new mod team, make it a free speech sanctuary. Then the forums will be funny again and Lowtax will have content to steal for the front page again. It will be just like 2001 all over again.

Low-T can’t even be bothered to log into the forums as it is, anything more is WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too much effort for him.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Other factors in keeping radium code is it obfuscates the server costs, and he can continue to complain about the boogeyman screwing him over. Given lowtax’s personality it’s actually difficult to come up with a convincing reason to migrate.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

I don't know why he doesn't do the static archive of older content....could even have a "posts older than 9/11/20 have been found. Display?" and sell access to "The Something Awful Confederate Museum" as yet another upcharge.

Users from irl vulnerable communities might not have the extra $10 needed to check if the person they are talking to about a video game cheat code might have ever said something *-phobic back in 2003. This is classist.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

This is one of those 50/50 things. It could be true or it could be crazy bitch stirring the pot. You never know with actual terrible people.

Since the goons have picked their side in this stupid Jerry Springer slapfight they’ll take it as gospel regardless of the context, regardless of where it’s posted, and regardless of Logan’s mental illness and chronic pathological dishonesty. She’s trying to stir up another goon riot to crash Richard’s patreon even further, and I suspect she’ll succeed because goons are incredibly fucking gullible and easily angered. Hell, Jeffrey could be in on this as a way to drive down SA’s sale price; I wouldn’t put it past any of these lunatics.

The honeymoon is over and the bunny is boiling.

 

[assdick42069]

Or she's stirring the pot because she knows people will speculate and think even less of Lowtax when all is said and done.
"Honest to a fault" lmao

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Low-T can’t even be bothered to log into the forums as it is, anything more is WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too much effort for him.

Maybe he'll find the motivation when he realizes he's all out of pills. Junkies can hustle when they need to.

 

[Ghostse]

Or she's stirring the pot because she knows people will speculate and think even less of Lowtax when all is said and done.
"Honest to a fault" lmao

I mean, tbf "Make incidenary post, wait 5 minutes for post to be archived, delete post, cry about the internet bullies posting words you didn't mean while the damage gets done to the target's reputation as things take a life of their own" would be a pretty viable tactic right now.

 

[assdick42069]

I mean, tbf "Make incidenary post, wait 5 minutes for post to be archived, delete post, cry about the internet bullies posting words you didn't mean while the damage gets done to the target's reputation as things take a life of their own" would be is a pretty viable tactic right now.

FTFY
Lowtax has to respond with his own vagueposting, it's the only way to retain his honor

 

[Pissmaster]

Low-T can’t even be bothered to log into the forums as it is, anything more is WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too much effort for him.

Once you couldn't get away with short shitty passwords online anymore, even logging in just became too much work for ol' Richie Rich

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

A pathological liar going off about somebody else being a pathological liar. That's just beautiful. These two genuinely deserve each other.