Ok. It's time for Pride Flag Hall of Shame.
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Bisexual pride flag. Bisexuality was invented in the late 80s to sell perfume, and thirty years later, most people actually know what it means. The flag, however, sucks shit. Who picked those colors. It's one of the better-known pride flags, so now we'll dig deeper.
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Lesbian pride flag, or lipstick lesbian pride flag depending who you ask. Again, very questionable color choices, with not nearly enough contrast between the shades. The lip emblem is indistinct and bad for the same reason.
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Another miscarriage of the "six horizontal gradient stripes" genre of pride flag, this is a "men who love men" flag. It was invented by a tumblr teenager in 2011. Needless to say, no gay or bisexual man wouuld ever use the soft quaternary color pride flag. In 2020 it is used exclusively by fifteen year old pre-everything FtMs.
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Straight ally pride flag. It's not a common flag, and so few people know that it was originally designed to scare monkeys in scientific experiments during the 1960s.
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Polyamorous pride flag. The blue represents men, the red represents women, and the black represents the Void where their marriage used to be, and where a unicorn isn't. The pi represents the man's programming job.
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And what rough beast, its hour come round, etc etc. I've done a quick search a name or creator of this flag, but didn't find one. The mayor of London tweeted it out. It's a riff on the nnotoriously bad "progress" flag, but even more loud, complicated, and ugly.