🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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PTNR 2.0 said:
When he did stuff with Rifftrax, it was, what, 2007 I think? He was already a year or so past his sell-by date then, as SA had started its decline around 2006 or so, let alone 13 years later.
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If he was actually any good when he did it, he'd have had reason to be brought on just for being good at it.
 
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Maybe it's just me being a 40k sperg but the use of the Emps as his FB pic pisses me the fuck off.

You're almost 40 *Edit 45* and on Facebook taxman, use a real fucking picture of yourself.

Save the gimmick pics for SA or Twitter.

That also reminds me how boomer tier he is for still using FB in the first place.
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He only uses facebook because he kept getting banned from twitter by one of their mods, who undoubtedly had their ten bux stolen back in the day.

He was completely assblasted about it and had a hilarious meltdown before he left twitter for the last time. Dude has zero self awareness.
 
From the Dick Show:
I have a guy who is actively willing to buy the site for, you know, cheap for what it is, but enough for me to start actually doing something else. I don't know what the fuck I can do, since, um, college dropout with no experience in anything except, you know, masturbating on the internet.
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So Jeffrey did offer him an amount that was somewhat substantial. Jeffrey has been coy about the deal, so most goons are still under the impression that Lowtax is giving the site away for free or something.

The most hilarious scenario is that the deal goes through, then the details on how much Lowtax received come out, goons get outraged and fuck off to Bread and Roses, and Jeffrey, who only ever wanted to buy some internet friends, is now stuck with a site overrun by nazi transphobes because everyone else left.
 
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Something Awful said:
The most hilarious scenario is that the deal goes through, then the details on how much Lowtax received come out, goons get outraged and fuck off to Bread and Roses, and Jeffrey, who only ever wanted to buy some internet friends, is now stuck with a site overrun by nazi transphobes because everyone else left.
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So no matter what happens, it will be hilarious. Everything's coming up Kiwi.
 
Something Awful said:
From the Dick Show:

"I have a guy who is actively willing to buy the site for, you know, cheap for what it is, but enough for me to start actually doing something else. I don't know what the fuck I can do, since, um, college dropout with no experience in anything except, you know, masturbating on the internet."

So Jeffrey did offer him an amount that was somewhat substantial. Jeffrey has been coy about the deal, so most goons are still under the impression that Lowtax is giving the site away for free or something.

The most hilarious scenario is that the deal goes through, then the details on how much Lowtax received come out, goons get outraged and fuck off to Bread and Roses, and Jeffrey, who only ever wanted to buy some internet friends, is now stuck with a site overrun by nazi transphobes because everyone else left.
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He should just say fuck it and auction it off to the highest bidder, for one final e-beg.
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Dafuqisdis? said:
He only uses facebook because he kept getting banned from twitter by one of their mods, who undoubtedly had their ten bux stolen back in the day.

He was completely assblasted about it and had a hilarious meltdown before he left twitter for the last time. Dude has zero self awareness.
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I recall that he blamed white nationalists for getting his Twitter accounts banned. The thought that his retarded style of SA moderating, including wacky and zany bans done to random people, were catching up to him never entered in his mind.
 
Despite rebooting his brain with a good night's sleep, Dickard continues to ejaculate his LOL XD RANDUMB "humor" on Facebook without rhyme or reason:
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He posted this shit at what would've been 5am-6am his time. Imagine waking up that early and deciding that this is how you want to start your day.
 
Spedestrian said:
Despite rebooting his brain with a good night's sleep, Dickard continues to ejaculate his LOL XD RANDUMB "humor" on Facebook without rhyme or reason:
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He posted this shit at what would've been 5am-6am his time. Imagine waking up that early and deciding that this is how you want to start your day.
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He's still deep in the denial phase where he thinks this is just some kind of "misunderstanding" and if he says the right words he can smooth things over.

Based on his previous track record I expect him to be in this phase until he dies.
 
I wonder if this'll make goons realise how easily their way of painting everything as evil or fascist and refusing to even look at it can be twisted to support abusers. Even an idiot like Lowtax can manipulate them to not read the evidence against him. Surely if you really believe there's a bunch of Nazis organising, you should read what they're saying so you can better learn about their tactics and how they appeal to people, and then oppose them. I've seen lots of Nazi propaganda, even on Something Awful back in the day when goons would make fun of David Dees and the like, it didn't make me a Nazi. Unless they know they're shit at logical reasoning and know how close their weird liberalism is to some aspects of fascism and are genuinely afraid it'll turn them into Nazis if they so much as peek at anything they've been told is off limits.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
I wonder if this'll make goons realise how easily their way of painting everything as evil or fascist and refusing to even look at it can be twisted to support abusers. Even an idiot like Lowtax can manipulate them to not read the evidence against him. Surely if you really believe there's a bunch of Nazis organising, you should read what they're saying so you can better learn about their tactics and how they appeal to people, and then oppose them. I've seen lots of Nazi propaganda, even on Something Awful back in the day when goons would make fun of David Dees and the like, it didn't make me a Nazi. Unless they know they're shit at logical reasoning and know how close their weird liberalism is to some aspects of fascism and are genuinely afraid it'll turn them into Nazis if they so much as peek at anything they've been told is off limits.
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There does not exist a rainbow large enough to represent your sheer level of optimism that they might learn something from this.
 
The comments on lowtax s fb keep shifting for me, plus I didnt look for it too hard. But when asked if lowtax was gonna marry logan he just replied with a snip about her "drinking" which I think was meant for her, he also posted another screen cap of texts from logan.

I think going on the dick show wasnt for goons it was him trying to play her. those two might be perfect for eachother.
 
I love that the first thing he does in the morning is take a big smelly shit on the guy who hosted him on his show and lobbed softballs at him.
 
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