🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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You guys are too mean. I am always calling the cops when my employee who also lives with me wakes me up at the ungodly hour of 7 in the evening and I accidentally knock them to the ground in terror. Just normal boss things. Guess you all don’t have jobs or something.
 
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"Oh haha he had sweaty toes" (wtf) is right up there with "gosh I am so clumsy I keep walking into the door and falling down the stairs lol!"
 
Trip Chesterton III said:
Sure it does.

She was abused, and now is covering up for him because "she loves him", and "hes sorry"
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I was trying to quote the part where she said that it was an accident and that Lowtax called the cops because he wanted everyone to be okay, but for some reason it wasn't quoted in my post. That part doesn't make any sense to me, because normal people don't really do that and potentially waste emergency services' time when they could be needed elsewhere.
 
Eddie Bravo said:
I was trying to quote the part where she said that it was an accident and that Lowtax called the cops because he wanted everyone to be okay, but for some reason it wasn't quoted in my post. That part doesn't make any sense to me, because normal people don't really do that and potentially waste emergency services' time when they could be needed elsewhere.
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Nah who cares about a pandemic I'm Rich Kyanka and I DO THE RIGHT THING.
 
If she doesn’t post again I’m going to guess posting on KF finally got Rich to text her back or even come upstairs.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
Lol last time Lowtax sent his partner to the farms to defend his honor he at least came with her to help shit up the thread with his unfunny garbage. Poor little old Bogan is all lonesome though, no Richard in sight. Very sad!
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He's sleeping again. Running Something Awful is hard work.
 
You know what can cause excessive sweating? Missing your opiate fix by a few hours (like when you are sleeping) and starting to have withdrawls..
 
This is weird. All the praise she's giving him in that first post sounds really strange. It kinda comes across like a hostage note. If what happened really was just what she said then a normal person would just say it was a misunderstanding and they were dealing with a panic attack or whatever and leave it at that.

All this 'he's such a peaceful person', ' I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events', 'Rich was quick to help me remember to take [ativan]' shit just makes it sound like she's being abused and like Lowtax is forcing her to write it. But it's so blatant that it almost seems like that's what she wants us to think.

:thinking:
 
Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score!
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I don't think you understand. It's OK for men to be fat.
 
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