Science Man with fish stuck up his rectum tells doctor he simply ‘sat’ on the creature - SOMETHING FISHY?

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Obviously beat CatParty to this one...

Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'
  • The 30-year-old went to a hospital in China after having abdominal pain
  • Doctors were shocked to find a fish inside his body during an X-ray scan
  • The man said the fish slipped into his backside after 'he sat on it by accident'
  • Gruesome footage shows medics removing the dead fish from the patient
By EMILIA JIANG FOR MAILONLINE

A 30-year-old man in China has had a whole fish removed from his rectum after he had allegedly sat on it by accident.
Gruesome footage shows medics removing the dead blue tilapia from the patient's body at a hospital.
Reports from local media did not specify the fish's size but the species usually measures 30-40 centimetres (12-16 inches) long.

The incident is believed to have taken place last Tuesday at the Zhaoqing First People's Hospital in Guangdong province of southern China.
Doctors made the shocking discovery during an X-ray scan after the 30-year-old man had gone to the hospital for severe abdominal pain.
The patient, who remains anonymous, claimed that the fish slipped into his rectum after he had accidentally sat on the creature, according to Guangdong Television.

The man eventually came to the hospital after failing to remove the fish from his backside himself.
The medics had to surgically open the man's belly to remove the dead fish from his rectum because the fish was 'quite big'.
A nurse can be heard in the video saying: 'It stinks so much!'
It remains unclear if the patient has fully recovered.

Another elderly Chinese resident recently had a 10-inch chopstick lodged in his belly after inserting it into his backside 'out of curiosity'.
The 68-year-old man from Hubei claimed that he was interested in checking his backside after developing piles.
The patient was discharged from the hospital after medics removed the metal stick from the pensioner's intestines.
Media reports did not specify the chopstick's length, but the Chinese cutlery is typically about 25-centimetre (10-inch) long.


It's the Daily Fail so take it with a massive dose of salt, but made me chuckle.
 
This isn't even the weirdest thing somebody's stuck up their ass.
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Anybody else remember eel soup? Those slant eyes really have a thing about fish and assholes.

Also, is this how the next covid is going to come about?
 
Today we got phone chargers up the dick and fish up the ass. What's going in the other holes before the day is out?
 
You fool! You're supposed to use a squid or an octopus!
 
I'm curious, but also not curious: blue tilapia do have a boney doral/anal fin. Which would be, as gross as it is, fine going into the butt, but coming out? They either gotta stretch that butthole out or pray to god one of those fins doesn't snag while pulling it out.

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