💼 Careercow Uwe Boll

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Because we can call famous people lolcows. Well, I guess we could use the mainstream word laughingstock.

I've never watched any of his movies, and I only know of him from reading his wikipedia article, but he seems like a horrible person. I'm sure you guys know more about him than I do.

I'll be back. Uwe Boll just challenged me to a boxing match.
 
Honestly don't see Uwe Boll as a lolcow. At least not anymore. He had his moment as a shitty movie maker but at this point it just kind of comes and goes. Had his time in the sun (or the boxing ring) and that was that. I do love that when a guy who actually trains like Seanbaby approaches Uwe about the fight that Uwe pusses out.
 
OK, like I said I really don't know much about the guy other than he seems like a horrible person.

Do you think he learned his lesson?

And yeah, I like the fact that he challenged several untrained people to a fight and then backs down when a trained fighter wants to fight him. To Boll's credit, at least he thought the untrained guys he did fight had guts.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
He thought Seanbaby was just some internet tough guy. Then it turns out he's 6'8 and does MMA. He still should have fought him, even if the 10 inch and hundred pound weight difference did doom him from the start :lol:
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Holy shit, 6'8"? Damn, Seanbaby just got more impressive.
 
"I train in muay thai nd jujitsu so I think Boxing is the hungry hungry hippos of fighting."
 
I've never watched any of his stuff, although I've heard what he says on the DVD commentaries is insane. I know he wanted Tara Reid to flash her tits in Alone in the Dark, and said that the movie would have been successful if she had.
 
Springblossom said:
I've never watched any of his stuff, although I've heard what he says on the DVD commentaries is insane. I know he wanted Tara Reid to flash her tits in Alone in the Dark, and said that the movie would have been successful if she had.
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Erica Durance flashed her tits in House of the Dead and the still sucked, what's his explanation for that?
 
I think Hollywood learned their lession a long time ago about letting him direct ANYTHING. He's like an even more immature version of Michael Bay
 
Saney said:
Springblossom said:
I've never watched any of his stuff, although I've heard what he says on the DVD commentaries is insane. I know he wanted Tara Reid to flash her tits in Alone in the Dark, and said that the movie would have been successful if she had.
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Erica Durance flashed her tits in House of the Dead and the still sucked, what's his explanation for that?
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He just blamed the writers and the actors for that one.
 
trombonista said:
Saney said:
Springblossom said:
I've never watched any of his stuff, although I've heard what he says on the DVD commentaries is insane. I know he wanted Tara Reid to flash her tits in Alone in the Dark, and said that the movie would have been successful if she had.
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Erica Durance flashed her tits in House of the Dead and the still sucked, what's his explanation for that?
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He just blamed the writers and the actors for that one.
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Well it's not like he had any power to make sure the actors aren't doing a terrible job...
 
Dunno about him as a person.

I actually kind of like Uwe Boll's films, because if you happen to like cheesy films, they're just terrible enough. I don't think I've ever had any real cringe-inducing moments watching them - for most part, they're just cheesy and entertaining. Sort of enjoyable at times, at least with enough beer and popcorn. If I really have to say anything damning about the films, let's just say the guy really needs to fire his editors - there's always a few bits of utter bore that really should have gone.

The only horrific thing about this is that all of the money could have gone toward making good films, but hey...
 
CalmMyTits said:
I enjoyed Street Fighter even if it was campy. Bloodrayne on the other hand was a complete and utter trainwreck.
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Street Fighter had "but for me it was Tuesday." Uwe Boll really didn't have much of anything in his movies. I'd pay to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate before being paid to watch an Uwe Boll movie.

Speaking of which, how exactly is his name pronounced?
 
If there is one thing I can say that is good about Uwe Boll, it is that he appears in the Postal film where he gets attacked by the creator of the game where Boll then gets a small pistol shot in the nuts, says "I hate video games." and drops dead.
 
WWWWolf said:
Dunno about him as a person.

I actually kind of like Uwe Boll's films, because if you happen to like cheesy films, they're just terrible enough. I don't think I've ever had any real cringe-inducing moments watching them - for most part, they're just cheesy and entertaining. Sort of enjoyable at times, at least with enough beer and popcorn. If I really have to say anything damning about the films, let's just say the guy really needs to fire his editors - there's always a few bits of utter bore that really should have gone.

The only horrific thing about this is that all of the money could have gone toward making good films, but hey...
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I agree. I also have a soft spot for kind of shitty movies. Watching them is kind of a hobby of mine and Uwe Boll's films was one of the reasons I got into all of that.

They're good in small doses and he boxed his critics. When people say "fite me" they're channeling Boll.
 
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