Random Tumblr posts

[ZehnBoat]

Makes sense to me, just like how Batman is magigender, Two-Face is a non-binary greymantic, and Bane is a gay dragonkin

batman: furry
joker: trans-pokercard
two-face: demisemihemibigendered or headmates
riddler: crippling ocd
poison ivy: plant/flower/plantself
bane: secret brony
mad hatter: fictionkin
clayface: genderfluid
manbat: furry
the penguin: IS THE PATRIARCHY

 

[wardrobeϟmalfunction]

riddler: crippling ocd

Isn't that canon?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Isn't that canon?

well, i mean that in the tumblr way
as in "oh ha ha, i like to turn on lights when i go into another room, i am so ocd. "

 

[wardrobeϟmalfunction]

well, i mean that in the tumblr way
as in "oh ha ha, i like to turn on lights when i go into another room, i am so ocd. "

Maybe let's just put him on the autism spectrum then

 

[wheat pasta]

http://weetbixgod.tumblr.com/post/93406068992/hotdadcalendar-im-actually-concerned-for-boys

I like how "sexism" is in the tags. They're so close to self-awareness there... but in the end it's all about making fun of them dang boys for preferring natural women. Because they're babies apparently.

 

[Meowthkip]

Makes sense to me, just like how Batman is magigender, Two-Face is a non-binary greymantic, and Bane is a gay dragonkin

Two-Face wouldn't be bigender?

mad hatter: fictionkin

This is pretty much canon.

 

[Nick Drake]

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Fucking tumblr...

I love how one of the reasons for white people being racist is literally just "you're racist not matter how much you think you're not."

 

[Social Justice Cleric]

Two-Face wouldn't be bigender?.

tumblr has so many genders and sexualities it's hard to keep track of them all

 

[Marionette]

So I had THIS discussion with a lovely SJW over some god damn animated cats.
Passive aggression at it's fullest. I'll let the post speak for itself.
http://itskittentits.tumblr.com/post/116486842278/cease-and-diss-east-itskittentits/embed

 

[Social Justice Cleric]

So I had THIS discussion with a lovely SJW over some god damn animated cats.
Passive aggression at it's fullest. I'll let the post speak for itself.
http://itskittentits.tumblr.com/post/116486842278/cease-and-diss-east-itskittentits/embed

FFS tumblr, anyone could have told that they were animated

 

[Marionette]

FFS tumblr, anyone could have told that they were animated

I must say though, her tags for it are amazing:
"#I do not have sympathy for manipulators with such heavy confirmative bias, you don't want it continued in reblogs cause it shows how much you're backpedalling"

Edit: Thanks to @Meowthkip for reblogging and making my stupid cumslut argument more popular. Also she's still at it:
http://cease-and-diss-east.tumblr.com/post/116494481887/i-do-not-have-sympathy-for-manipulators-with

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

FFS tumblr, anyone could have told that they were animated

Its tumblr.

 

[BensonGumballz]

omg there are people bitching about being triggered over ads for Unfriended

 

[ZehnBoat]

omg there are people bitching about being triggered over ads for Unfriended

i'm reminded of when i once caught my little sister working on a video to upload to youtube, and she ranted about how people who "were wrong on the internet" made her really sad and how should lose sleep over it.
i was worried she would turn into an sjw

 

[Meowthkip]

I must say though, her tags for it are amazing:
"#I do not have sympathy for manipulators with such heavy confirmative bias, you don't want it continued in reblogs cause it shows how much you're backpedalling"

She's gonna be "LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT" girl 2.0.

 

[Social Justice Cleric]

omg there are people bitching about being triggered over ads for Unfriended

What are they being triggered over? Or just pointless bull?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What are they being triggered over? Or just pointless bull?

unfriended? one time my boyfred jhon unfrend me and said i was crazybitch. so i sent him deaththreats telling him i was sane and that he was a stuck up missojunknees. all men should have teh sex with me or they are evil.

real answer:
they are triggered over everything
although the trailer does have lots of sudden noises which can screw some (read: not the people who screamed that they were triggered) people up

 

[FemaleGoodra]

Makes sense to me, just like how Batman is magigender, Two-Face is a non-binary greymantic, and Bane is a gay dragonkin

Actually, Bane identifies as a macroguy.

What are they being triggered over? Or just pointless bull?

They're just spooked by the ads and try to use Tumblr language to hide the fact that they're a bunch of chickens.

(a movie whose premise I can see as being terrifying for this crowd. Ghosts haunting through social media? THE HORROR!)

 

[AveraDiane]

The stupidity is strong.

 

[Social Justice Cleric]

Well, this is a turn of events