🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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cogsworth said:
Humans, as a rule, like music. We just do, even ferals like that kid raised by monkeys like music. The fact that Russ has to fake enjoying music deeply disturbs me on a level I can't really articulate.
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The Dude said:
Yep. He gets to be the center of the hookers attention for an hour or two, gets to imagine everyone is jealously eyeballing him because he's with a "9-10 hottie" (read: average looking, used up prostitute), and at the end of their "date" he gets to have his nut on.
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I find comfort in that no matter how much this world changes that there's one thing that won't: Russell Greer.

He is forever going to be a lonely, ugly, miserable faggot, who won't ever have sex unless he pays for it. He is going to die miserable and alone in a studio apartment.
 
SojuDrnkr said:
I find comfort in that no matter how much this world changes that there's one thing that won't: Russell Greer.

He is forever going to be a lonely, ugly, miserable faggot, who won't ever have sex unless he pays for it. He is going to die miserable and alone in a studio apartment.
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And up until his last breath he'll be convinced he's about to make it.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
Reading your theories on his desire for fame/sex makes me think his drive for sex is because the high from orgasming from banginh is probably the highest joy he's ever been able to feel. It's fleeting so he has to keep chasing it, and longer he goes without is the more volatile he gets. When he meets a celebrity he's elated because he thinks the next logical step is making some tardcream in some famous vag. After his brothel trips he's somewhat docile if he got what he wanted with little trouble.
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Nah. He has no interest in the sexual act itself, except maybe a base animal drive to do it. What he really wants is for people to see him having all this sex and read about his busy sex life on Facebook and be impressed by it, EVEN THOUGH he freely admits that he pays for it every time.

Why does he admit that he pays for it? Because he wants everyone to be impressed by the fact that he's a high rollin stud who can afford to sleep with the hottest women.

Russ has no interest in sex if nobody knows he is having it.
 
I can't remember who posted it a few pages back, but I'm digging into Rusty's screenplay and wow is it a ride.
I'm only on page 25 but my favourite part is when Einstein-the-kooky-old-Jew (yes, his name is really Einstein) tries to calm our hero Russell Chaim down while they're in a concentration camp (!) by getting him to imagine his favourite meal: steak with buttery potatoes

the slurpy fuck writes a whole screenplay about Jews but doesn't know what kosher food is.


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TheGreatCitracett said:
The 8th (or 9th or 10th?) edit is up.

Now he's claiming PTSD again and making up fake conversations nobody sees but him...

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:story: Every time he uses *sarcasm* like he’s some early 00’s 4chan summerfag it’s hilarious.

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His favorite holiday, your worst nightmare. The way he sounds and looks when he eats is something out of a horror movie.
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If you’re going to post about Eat What You Want Day, at least pic a picture that’s more appetizing. But this is a man who lives off of cheap bulk foods, so I shouldn’t be surprised.
 
crap said:
This play is so fucking ridiculous, y'all. This scene shows two men, struggling to survive in a concentration camp in wartorn Germany

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People are dying, Russ.
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Right, because the Jews of the Holocaust were so concerned with courtship and marriage as they were forced into slave labor, beaten, starved, subject to horrible medical experiments, and then taken to the showers with no water (gas chambers). There was so much love in the air of every concentration camp that it was like one of the classic Disney animated features.
 
SojuDrnkr said:
Russ probably thinks the concentration camps were like a really shitty summer camp with bad food.
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Well, didn’t you know that nobody has ever had life worse than Russ? And if Russ ever does end up in prison, that would make him double down harder since that makes him more of an underdog.
 
crap said:
I'm only on page 25 but my favourite part is when Einstein-the-kooky-old-one of Trump's Chosen People (yes, his name is really Einstein) tries to calm our hero Russell Chaim down while they're in a concentration camp (!) by getting him to imagine his favourite meal: steak with buttery potatoes
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Why not just have him eat bacon wrapped scallops and pork chops?
 
AnOminous said:
Why not just have him eat bacon wrapped scallops and pork chops?
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It's especially funny that he did that, because a better (maybe not a good one, but a better one than Russ at least) writer could use that as a way to emphasize the Nazi's cruelty instead. Have one of them "rewarded" for something that is eating at their conscious, such as betraying someone from stealing extra rations, and the reward is something that would deny their Jewish identity even more, like aforementioned dinner. Just another subtle little "fuck you" from the guards.

But even that is far too subtle for Russ.

Then again, maybe he doesn't even know Butter comes from milk, maybe he thinks its magic fridge grease.
 
Well, dear friends, I've made it to page 37 and things are getting...spicy

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I'll probably make an obligatory screenplay-highlights Longpost™ tomorrow once I've read more. This is a delight.
 
I have a feeling when Russ was writing this screenplay he was thinking it was going to be the next "Pianist" or something.
 
crap said:
Well, dear friends, I've made it to page 37 and things are getting...spicy

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I'll probably make an obligatory screenplay-highlights Longpost™ tomorrow once I've read more. This is a delight.
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I get he was trying to write something inspirational with this, but his autism must have blinded him to the fact this comes off as horribly offensive, not an inspiration. In fact, it comes off like a self-written version of those hollow platitudes he plasters on his Facebook that comes off disgusting if you know the context of who believes in it.

And wow, love how he uses "Germans" instead of "Nazis", as if every German was a Nazi. That's so utterly tone deaf it's insulting.
 
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