💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Therealhomor said:
Wow, he dragged the woman's kid into it while calling her subhuman. Classy.
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And very typical. Bob reserves a special, particularly ugly viciousness for attractive conservative women. He has a hate boner you could see from space.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
This talk of Bob's fixation on his "superior future" with AI and automation makes me wish that I was genie so I could grant him his wish, albeit with a major monkey paw.

- His starship would be a junk barge with a faulty star/warp/hyperdrive that is adrift in interstellar space.
- His robot body would be a replica of his human one with nothing below the torso.
- The only movies on board would be Batman v Superman, Joker, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Amazing Spider-Man 2.
- Likewise, the only video games available would FPSes and Sonic 06.
- The only AI for him to converse with would be programmed with the personality of Donald Trump.
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Some bonuses:
- The food replicators only make salad, steamed vegetables and sugar-free granola bars, and only work 3 times a day
- The holodeck only has three locations: a Trump rally with heavy security, a dudebro frat party, and an endless flight of stairs
- He has to watch cooler, more expensive space ships whiz by his on a daily basis
- Twitter doesn't exist anymore

and as a final twist in this Twilight Zone style scenario, he can fix all of it, but he has to pay for every new feature with an obscene amount of space credits, and the only way to earn them is through manual labor, as all the more "intelligent" jobs have been taken by AI.
 
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Therealhomor said:
Some bonuses:
- The food replicators only make salad, steamed vegetables and sugar-free granola bars, and only work 3 times a day
- The holodeck only has three locations: a Trump rally with heavy security, a dudebro frat party, and an endless flight of stairs
- He has to watch cooler, more expensive space ships whiz by his on a daily basis
- Twitter doesn't exist anymore

and as a final twist in this Twilight Zone style scenario, he can fix all of it, but he has to pay for every new feature with an obscene amount of space credits, and the only way to earn them is through manual labor, as all the more "intelligent" jobs have been taken by AI.
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-All the colony ships to terraformed planets will be filled with rural and suburban working class white people

I mean they're one of the few demos in America with a positive birthrate. If we're gonna go to space to ameliorate population pressures, who do you think's causing it? I think Bob has this conception of a future where the United Colors of Benetton coalesce and have the Superior Future, totally ignoring that Nigerians, Cambodians, and Dutch have no reason to abandon their values and assimilate into generic American culture
 
I've been watching the Deadwood series since its been recently added to Prime and when this particular scene came up, I couldn't help but picture this how Bob seems himself against the "obsolete subhumans".

 
big baby jesus said:
Bob mocking others' looks never fails to make me roll my eyes. Is he even aware how unappealing he is to the opposite sex?
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Or even the same sex, as @Jetpack Himmler already pointed out.

Hell, Bob's the kind of person who's so unappealing that even sex androids wouldn't fuck him.

I know Bob refuses to entertain this notion, but I've always considered Bob's vision of a "Superior Future" to be a two-way street when it comes to automation.

Manual labor would be largely automated and we already see more automation in the here and now, but I don't think it'll ever fully take away human labor.

At the same time, I wouldn't be surprised if pop culture became more automated and with the rise of deepfakes and more advanced algorithm programs combined with near eternal copyright and the over-consolidated media landscape, it's not that much of a stretch to assume that more media may end up being AI-generated, especially the consoomer pablum that Bob slavishly likes

As it is, the typical MCU flick follows a strict Whedon-esque formula and Disney's always made sure to follow that formula to at least some degree.

I doubt we'll ever have a fully automated media landscape, but the kind of media Bob loves and provides commentary on is a lot more likely to be fully automated than farming or manual labor
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Always remember, this is a guy who wore a Super Mario Brothers suit jacket to a political protest.
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I think it was the Captain America t-shirt he wore to the protest. The Mario jacket was something he wore on Easter Sunday.

Either way, he definitely wore a polo shirt with a tie to a wedding.
 
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1262123192270929923 (Archive)

Diabeto is in no position to mock anyone else for being out of shape.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Wuuuuuuut?! You’re fucking with us. Surely even Bob isn’t that sartorially stunted. Right? Right?!

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On recent pages there was a video of his brother's wedding, and he definitely wore a proper shirt underneath, but there's a bit of evidence that he wore a polo shirt under his suit jacket for (I think) his sister's wedding. After wearing it the day before, because Bob is a highly evolved gentleman beyond all your petty obsolete style concerns.
 
It amazes me how fast Bob can go from being outraged about body shaming, to body shaming.

Also only tangentially related, but if you are a public figure and someone hands you a cape and brings out the smoke machine during a photoshoot, maybe find a new photographer.
 
Bob, who has never missed a meal in his life, really wants kids to starve if their parents have values that differ from his own. He’s just straight up an awful person and doesn’t even have the self-awareness to hide it.

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He’s also a crybaby.


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Since we were talking about Bob's likely failure with sexbots recently, I happened to be watching Adult Swim a few days ago, and an episode of ATHF came on called "Freda." Frylock builds a sexbot for Shake to get him to leave them alone, programmed to love Shake and all of his interests. After one day with him, she's so turned off by his personality she becomes self-aware and dumps him. After a month of Shake's trying to win her back, she throws herself off a bridge and suicides by train, then truck, then series of cars.

I imagine something similar would happen if Bobby ever got a sexbot. Call it a hunch.
John Andrews Stan said:
He’s also a crybaby.


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Jesus fucking Christ, Bob. It's a fucking capeshit movie, yet another entry in the most disposable franchise of all time. Grow the fuck up already.

I like Gunn and I hate cancel culture, but I would gladly have sacrificed a Gunn-directed GotG3 if it hastened the death of the latter. Instead, Blobbo got to be super smug about "the good guys winning," and cancel culture is still alive and kicking. It's all so tiresome.
 
The good guys can win because a massively wealthy movie director is drinking from a crappy piece of merchandise, probably made in a sweat shop, from a franshise that represents the most what a souless creative cooporation looks like in present time?

Win what exactly? I know Robert's line is a passionate: "the future!" bullshit... but no really, what the fuck will James Gunn will deliver us from? The privilegie to watch more self-aware B-movies, indie Darling quirky loser as a super-hero or smarmy capeshit popcorn crap?

The real funny thing is, this fatass thinks he is some sort of kindred spirits with Gunn, I guess this is why he likes to embarrass himself like that whenever he gets an opportunity to talk about the guy.
 
Bob’s gunning to be part of the most gruesome thruple yet. She’s not gonna fuck you, bro. More to the point, all this talk of how you “fight” and “bust [your] ass” for the downtrodden is just bizarre. You sit your ass on Twitter. That’s literally all your “fighting” entails. Granted, trying to rebuild a post-COVID-19 world is small fry compared to your personal Vietnam of the console wars, but come the fuck on.

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It is Vincent Cassel's lost that he turned down "the biggest thing in pop-culture":
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Note Bobby specifically mentions Marvel while ignoring DC.

Bobby stans for the Wachowski Brothers of Matrix fame (we have a whole thread of insanity here.)
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Musk's tweet has no "context", political or otherwise. Sometimes a rose is just a rose.

#Joker is wrong and I've told you!!
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Has there ever be a person who doesn't think Tyler Dunden (of Fight Club) is wrong?

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Bobby continues his quest to white-knight faux damsels in faux distress:
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The Chipman Brothers are offended by TikTolk:
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Bobby can easily regain his patriotism if he moves to an African shithole country.

Meanwhile, randos are picking up on Bobby's pattern of thirst posts:
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There are plenty of She-Ra bullshit. Trawl at your own leisure.

Quixotic Man said:
It amazes me how fast Bob can go from being outraged about body shaming, to body shaming.
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Tactics, targets.
 
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