💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EvilDroid64]

It's official, fat mushbrain's disability is PERMANENT. This was not present in the Olive Garden app review posted on April 15.

 

[Aaway]

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It's official, fat mushbrain's disability is PERMANENT. This was not present in the Olive Garden app review posted on April 15.

so praying his arm back to life didn't work?

 

[John Carmack]

Junior was pursuing a bowling scholarship. Jack has mentioned it two or three times during his livestreams.

And it appears Jack has retaken control of his Facebook page.

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Damn. I was hoping for a return of the 'Fapping with Pajeets' saga.

 

[Free the Pedos]

so praying his arm back to life didn't work?

Probably having a murderer pray for you isn’t very helpful.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Has he always had this much of an underbite or is the wendigo mutating his jaw into a double hinged monstrosity?

 

[LetterlandMafia]

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It's official, fat mushbrain's disability is PERMANENT. This was not present in the Olive Garden app review posted on April 15.

No doubt he's gonna use that to his full advantage. Scumbag probably ignored his rehab exercises just so he could get the plate that allows him to park next to the door and scream discrimination when they don't have his meal waiting for him when he arrives.

 

[captkrisma]

And it appears Jack has retaken control of his Facebook page.

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If they accessed the Facebook by knowing his email, then Facebook would have sent him an email saying someone logged in from a different location (like Bangladesh), and what to do if it wasn't him logging on. What this means is that not only do they have access to his Facebook, they have access to potentially WAY more.

 

[Skeletor]

It's official, fat mushbrain's disability is PERMANENT. This was not present in the Olive Garden app review posted on April 15.

I guess we all knew this, but it's quite a thing to hear the official pronouncement.

 

[AnOminous]

And it appears Jack has retaken control of his Facebook page.

The Beagle Boys will take it back again.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

I'd love to see Jack travel to a country with a rich culinary tradition like Italy or India just to see how he makes a mockery of it. Would probably go to Naples and say the best pizza can be found at Pizza Hut.

 

[Adamska]

I'd love to see Jack travel to a country with a rich culinary tradition like Italy or India just to see how he makes a mockery of it. Would probably go to Naples and say the best pizza can be found at Pizza Hut.

Let me show you something to decisively prove how he'd fuck it up.

You know Shepherd's pie? You know, the thing where you just grind mutton or lamb into mince, mix with diced/grated veg and seasonings, and then top it with mash with cheese bits? IE one of the easiest things on earth to make?

Here's his first try with it, with some lady friend:

But don't worry Foodjacks, he tried again this year on St. Paddy's Day:

And for cleansing the palate and to help those who experienced brain damage watching that shit (a friend of mine forgot how to cook it that's how bad Jack is), here's how an actual brit makes his:

 

[Aaway]

Let me show you something to decisively prove how he'd fuck it up.

You know Shepherd's pie? You know, the thing where you just grind mutton or lamb into mince, mix with diced/grated veg and seasonings, and then top it with mash with cheese bits? IE one of the easiest things on earth to make?

Here's his first try with it, with some lady friend:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KRZbbJ_lc3c
But don't worry Foodjacks, he tried again this year on St. Paddy's Day:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNM0aXJWU24
And for cleansing the palate and to help those who experienced brain damage watching that shit (a friend of mine forgot how to cook it that's how bad Jack is), here's how an actual brit makes his:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_GNznvIN1E

you forgot one of his iconic fuck ups

he even uploaded an "apology" where he addresses the comments people left and says he'll redo it (he did.) if jack had uploaded that video today (and still had comments on) he would've ranted about "disgusting haters" in the comment section and not have even thought about redoing it. "Redo video?! it's perfect! mmmmm"

 

[Zhoban]

Let me show you something to decisively prove how he'd fuck it up.

You know Shepherd's pie? You know, the thing where you just grind mutton or lamb into mince, mix with diced/grated veg and seasonings, and then top it with mash with cheese bits? IE one of the easiest things on earth to make?

Here's his first try with it, with some lady friend:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KRZbbJ_lc3c
But don't worry Foodjacks, he tried again this year on St. Paddy's Day:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNM0aXJWU24
And for cleansing the palate and to help those who experienced brain damage watching that shit (a friend of mine forgot how to cook it that's how bad Jack is), here's how an actual brit makes his:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_GNznvIN1E

Jack is the most amazing man I have ever seen. I did not even believe it was possible to somehow fuck up a shepherd's pie, but he found a way.

Since Jack claims he gets "a lot of requests", I have one: Jack, could you film yourself putting bread in a toaster? Since an Easy Bake Oven aimed at 5-year-olds is beyond you, I want to see if you can operate a toaster, without burning your house down.

 

[JackDavis]

Ugh they're so gross.

 

[DX10]

Man, if his state is already beginning to open shit up again like sit-down restaurants wholesale that's gonna be a firesale of carcasses right there. Here in the UK we're opening dribs and drabs this week and already seeing a fucking shitstorm of additional cases of COVID fly down our arses like biblical locusts. Just opening garden centers and allowing one additional household contact has massively expanded the infection rate from what I've heard. If Tennessee is opening up everything soon enough -- while the continental US is behind our stage in the outbreak -- then God be with them. People like Jack will be fucked, especially when they doubtlessly don't take any precautions and eat mostly finger food.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'd love to see Jack travel to a country with a rich culinary tradition like Italy or India just to see how he makes a mockery of it. Would probably go to Naples and say the best pizza can be found at Pizza Hut.

I would like to see Jack go to China. Gutter oil and Jack really go together.

 

[stets]

Man, if his state is already beginning to open shit up again like sit-down restaurants wholesale that's gonna be a firesale of carcasses right there.

Tennessee was very minimally impacted. Their stay at home and closures of non-essential businesses ended two weeks ago. Confirmed infections have decreased during this time. They’re not going to have bodies stacked like cordwood. Tennessee isn’t similar to England.

But yeah, Jack would be pretty fucked if he caught it.

 

[DX10]

Tennessee was very minimally impacted. Their stay at home and closures of non-essential businesses ended two weeks ago. Confirmed infections have decreased during this time. They’re not going to have bodies stacked like cordwood. Tennessee isn’t similar to England.

But yeah, Jack would be pretty fucked if he caught it.

Realistically speaking if they didn't have a large initial outbreak they're in for an even bigger second wave, though.

 

[boxybum]

Another shitty boomer restaurant app review
https://youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/r_b6cZ3uQRA

I haven't eaten fast food in months due to this quarantine I just stay home and cook everything but these take away meals look really sad. You get 2 scraps of chicken breast and some gravy for $17 that shit is ridiculous. All inside of a melted plastic container. I would think Jack would just stick to cooking while he is inside seeing as how he considers himself a chef. Why is he going out if his way to get ripped off eating skimpy take away? This guy should be cooking every meal. If he was doing this right he would have lost at least 40 pounds since this whole thing started by simply sticking away from take out.

 

[Whatthefuck]

you forgot one of his iconic fuck ups

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA
he even uploaded an "apology" where he addresses the comments people left and says he'll redo it (he did.) if jack had uploaded that video today (and still had comments on) he would've ranted about "disgusting haters" in the comment section and not have even thought about redoing it. "Redo video?! it's perfect! mmmmm"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UjPYaiZS8ek

I can't even imagine how you fuck up a Yorkshire Pudding, much less a Shepard's or Cottage Pie. These are pretty 101. I don't want him to try anything harder than that. I hope he never attempts Asian cuisine of any sort.