🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[axfaxf]

I want them both to die. Plus somehow, they need to both somehow catch on fire while this is happening.

not a great fan of the dying part, but it would make for a great show, if they were on fire, obv

 

[Physics Ninja]

Dueling with guns is pussy shit. Real men use broadswords and full plate armor.

REAL MEN duel with guns and full plate armor

 

[AnOminous]

What if we took them to a 3rd world country with no functioning government and let them duel with flamethrowers?

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?

Hell, just use some dudes garage or go into the woods. These guys need to stop being the fat pussies they are.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Given Ralph's history with police officers, it might end up making the fight more interesting.

Then we can have that moment where both Ralph and PPP team up to fight off the police

 

[Don Quixote]

that's fucking lame as shit, it'll be midnight my time. gonna have to miss it.

You gotta stay up for Saturday night IBS revival. This pure, unfiltered exceptionalism doesn't come around every day bruv.

Gonna be perfect background chuckles to cook dinner to tn

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V6QffXdCOjgEvery single person in this video has burned their reputation to the ground.

Literally everybody involved is going to come out unscathed and in a month it'll be like this never even happened.

 

[ClipBitch]

I don't have the energy to wait months for another fight.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Given Ralph's history with police officers, it might end up making the fight more interesting.

Don't BOTH of them have a history of fighting cops?

 

[Thirteenfifty]

One of the conditions for the fight needs to be that Ralph does every killstream with a facecam and/or a guntcam without a shirt on. He's so fucking ashamed of the gunt he wore 2-3 layers of extra long shirts during his miami trip when swimming, there's no fucking way he'd risk revealing it again.

 

[Solmyr]

Don't BOTH of them have a history of fighting cops?

Except PPP is a man of honor and fought a Male cop. Ralph is a little pussy and had to go after a WOMAN! Ralph is a legal woman beater, remember that folks.

 

[GameDevAnon]

THE GUNT FEARS THE STARFISH

 

[Horus]

The rational part of my brain is screeching "Holy Christ, did autism become contagious and go airborne?"

Then the not so rational side kicks in and says "This could be good, like really good. Dick could host a Road Rage at the fight and sell beer. Turn it into a giant drunken party for all of us weirdos on the farms, capped off by two fatasses slapping each other for 30 seconds before getting winded and collapsing. Yeah! I want to go to this!"

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Then we can have that moment where both Ralph and PPP team up to fight off the police

Gunt Theft Auto

 

[GameDevAnon]

Except PPP is a man of honor and fought a Male cop. Ralph is a little pussy and had to go after a WOMAN! Ralph is a legal woman beater, remember that folks.

Holy shit. The cop that Ralph tried to fight was a fucking woman? I always thought it was a male cop.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Holy shit. The cop that Ralph tried to fight was a fucking woman? I always thought it was a male cop.

Yeah I didn't know that either. Damn.

 

[Solmyr]

Holy shit. The cop that Ralph tried to fight was a fucking woman? I always thought it was a male cop.

Yeah they don't talk about that part as much. You would thinking hitting women would be a bigger deal, but I guess it gets drowned out by all the other ridiculous shit, that you just kinda become numb to it.

 

[Love Machine]

He cometh.

 

[instythot]

I really, really hope that Jim is watching Surfer cook porkchops to prepare for later this afternoon

 

[AnOminous]

One of the conditions for the fight needs to be that Ralph does every killstream with a facecam and/or a guntcam without a shirt on. He's so fucking ashamed of the gunt he wore 2-3 layers of extra long shirts during his miami trip when swimming, there's no fucking way he'd risk revealing it again.

Why doesn't he just lose some weight? Is he that weak? That pathetic?