🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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He can't even wear a mask right. Cover your nose, you melt.

Edit: are those shadows, or is his mask absolutely soaked?
 
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badboy2000 said:
He can't even wear a mask right. Cover your nose, you melt.

Edit: are those shadows, or is his mask absolutely soaked?
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I'm going with no. I posted that video DankNet put up on Youtube about gourdhead. about 10 minutes in, there's video of him wearing a purple dress shirt that is absolutely soaked down the front.
 
Piltdown Mannequin said:
I wonder if Russ is enjoying the whole mask thing. It may be the first time in his life he's been able to really blend in.
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I mean, him wearing a mask really draws attention to how fucking misshapen his gourd head is, he looks like a tard no matter what
 
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Dr. Henry Armitage said:
That was his story in the first T-Swizzle lawsuit. He wanted to get his evidence printed out at a Staples or some such store. But he waited till the day of the trial to do it, and got mad at the clerk because he wasn't working fast enough. That's what led to him getting the comically short hdmi cable.
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It was Fedex, hence why I was curious as to why he even recommended Fedex at all considering he totally would've won his first lawsuit that had no jurisdiction if only his documents had been printed in time and it's all their fricken fault! He could potentially not be talking about his lawsuits since he doesn't mention them in the post itself, just that they lost his documents, but idk. What are the odds he had the exact same problem with trying to have his documents printed on the day of the trial twice, I wonder?
 
StinkySnack said:
With all that grease in his hair, he probably thinks he looks suave and studly like Danny Zuko.
Why buy Vitalis when you can just wipe your drooly maw and snotty nose with your hand and into your hair in one swipe?
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I guess Russ doesn't know that a "greaser" is a guy (often Italian-American) who works on cars, not a guy who showers so rarely that he starts accumulating a thick layer of grease over their body.
 
Didn’t he try to pull UPS into to trying to serve TS- somehow it was their fault for refusing to give him an address?

Also, with his melting eyes and gaping hole of a mouth fighting for horror attention, I’ve never noticed how fucked up his nostrils are. Seriously, not one redeeming physical quality on this spud.
 
moorhen said:
I mean, him wearing a mask really draws attention to how fucking misshapen his gourd head is, he looks like a tard no matter what
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And he's still got those dim, cold, nutjob eyes. There's not a single feature on Russ' body that looks normal. He really is a homunculus. Like a Frankenstein's monster made entirely out of defective and mismatched parts.
 
break these cuffs said:
The person who answered him is a lolcow too, amazing.
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Gimme all the late ratings I deserve, but I just caught up and I can't find any mention of this other guy on the farms. Who is this other lolcow?

In relation to more current events, I can't believe I'm actually gonna be here for a possible lolsuit the third. Rusty's mounting stupidity during his cyber stalking charges is as "hold my root beer, FRICK" as it gets. I'm not holding out much hope he'll get the book slammed shut on his trauma lumps, but watching him up the ante, completely unaware of how this all is gonna look to a prosecutor, is peak self-inflicted Russism.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
What are the odds he had the exact same problem with trying to have his documents printed on the day of the trial twice, I wonder?
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one hundred percent. The first thing I noticed about Russ is that he doesn't learn. I fully expect him to show up to fedex 10 minutes before the third Taylor Swift lawsuit and demand they print a hundred pages of rambling nonsense. When they tell him they can't on such short notice he'll run out arms flapping yelling about his plights.
 
Why is his nose.... like that? I never noticed it before but this picture really calls attention that his nose looks like if one of Alvin and the Chipmunks barely had nostrils. Can he even breathe thdough his nose with nostrils that small?
 
He thinks his disabled weird mouth is what's holding him back from life and women and all that BS but those mask pictures prove he can cover up the most fucked up part of his face and still be incredibly repulsive.
 
The discussion of his physical abnormalities is obscuring the fact that he's a lolcow because of his narcissism and idiocy.
 
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