🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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I am listening to that six-hour stream while doing other shit. I just got to the point where PPP left. I have never before heard a group of grown men spending so much time wasting so much oxygen.

PPP seemed to be trying to raise the following points:

  • Dick's service, NewProject2, functions in such a way that Dick has access to creators' personal information including social security numbers. (Null says this is not true.)
  • When embarrassing text messages allegedly sent by Dick were leaked, many creators who receive money through NewProject2 said the texts were unfunny and declined to comment.
  • Therefore, Dick may have used creators' personal information and access to funds to extort creators into silencing them.
  • Evidence of the above existed.

PPP declined to provide details as what kind of evidence he had received, citing the necessity to protect his sources. I lack sufficient information to say whether any of the above is true. I did observe, however, that over the course of the hour that PPP was on, no productive discussion whatsoever took place. Almost all discussion followed one of the below patterns:

  • Nick asked a yes or no question of Dick. Dick responded with a joke or by answering a different question than was asked.
  • Nick asked a yes or no question of PPP. PPP responded with "Well," followed by a lengthy speech that was eventually interrupted by either Nick or Dick, which led into crosstalk that escalated into screamed insults.
  • Nick asked a question of PPP regarding his opinion of Nick. PPP answered regarding his opinion of Dick.
  • Nick called for civility and respect. PPP repeated the calls for civility and respect in a nasally, mocking voice.
  • PPP asked a question of Dick. Dick responded with a joke and/or a personal attack.
  • Dick asked a question of PPP. PPP answered a different question than was asked and went into a scripted, condescending speech that was barely related and often ended with an accusation disguised as a question, unless someone shut him up first.

It was fucking horrendous and I have diminished respect for everybody involved, except Drexel.
 
I agree with the dissent about youtube and Nicks reasoning for not wanting any gamer words on his show, but its more likely that a flaggot flagged PPP which is why he is down.

He would only be down permanently if there was a reason that conflicts with YT's TOS. I guess we'll see. Based upon what I've seen from PPP, I think he straight up broke TOS/AUP and is gonna have to own this one. Nobody has to like YT's rules, but anybody with more than two brain cells should have seen this coming.

Plus there is a certain amount of schadenfreude in this happening after he put Nick's channel in danger.

The whole "Oh, Nick is not permitting free speech" is the gayest shit ever. Yeah, he's not allowing certain words on his channel, because it's abundantly clear it'll immolate his channel. That's YT's rules. Not his.
 
Uh.. I don't think he's an exception. At all. He's been self-immolating in both this thread and the Dick Show thread in the Food Subforum. How do you call getting so mad and literally crying "I can't handle this" and close the thread not self-immolating?
That's not something I was aware of gaylord. I may love this site, but if you think I spend 24/7 here keeping up with all the drama that goes on around here, then you're literally an exceptional. I'm only around a few hours a day. I barely know what's going on around here unless Errverlord makes a note of it on the front page.
 
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The most shocking thing about this drama other than the fact that it's fuckin stupid is that Ethan Ralph is still even remotely relevant.
 
He would only be down permanently if there was a reason that conflicts with YT's TOS. I guess we'll see. Based upon what I've seen from PPP, I think he straight up broke TOS/AUP and is gonna have to own this one. Nobody has to like YT's rules, but anybody with more than two brain cells should have seen this coming.

Plus there is a certain amount of schadenfreude in this happening after he put Nick's channel in danger.

The whole "Oh, Nick is not permitting free speech" is the gayest shit ever. Yeah, he's not allowing certain words on his channel, because it's abundantly clear it'll immolate his channel. That's YT's rules. Not his.
That's why doing any of this for money, in the end, will be forever fucking gay.
 
Ralph right now:

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Dick seems to think I am his girlfriend, according to his twitter. And I thought all I’d get was, “ITS JESSE!!!” “GO AWAY F-SLUR!”

wow. I am IBS lore now.
 
Dick seems to think I am his girlfriend, according to his twitter. And I thought all I’d get was, “ITS JESSE!!!” “GO AWAY F-SLUR!”

wow. I am IBS lore now.
Maybe you can answer this question: does Dick hold doors open for you at the gym?

That would conclusively end the debate about whether or not he's a simp.
 
Uh.. I don't think he's an exception. At all. He's been self-immolating in both this thread and the Dick Show thread in the Food Subforum. How do you call getting so mad and literally crying "I can't handle this" and close the thread not self-immolating?

I think you're confusing self-immolation, and having low tolerance for the yapping of autistic people such as yourself. You're not adding anything to this conversation other than asking people to laugh at your tin foil hat.

I am not joking when I say this is the dumbest conspiracy theory I've heard in a long time. It's even got all the usual suspects: Zoom, Kraut, Bryan (KoP).

I have been too around too long to do much more than roll my eyes at this astroturfed trash fire.
 
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