🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
    688
Status
Not open for further replies.
Bryan Dunn said:
Basically you are experiencing what happens when you get your hand stuck in the cookie jar fam. You wanted to be an eceleb, running this site wasnt enough. You needed a blogsite, a stream channel, patreon, NP2 etc

Well you are a zceleb now in the worst Community on the internet. You of all people shouldve seen what happens when you keep muckracking things over and over(especially since you run an empire on this stuff). So now you are being dragged into the vortex of problems because you are a fan of Dick and allegedly run gay ops for Dick. People are digging into you and other celebs that acted like Gods of this side of the internet. You aren't use to being in the shit like this, you are illegally sneaking into countries to hide from this type of stuff Josh. IBS is back and you are one of the people on the list that the average person this side of the internet is questioning your roll in all this and going "hes a shady faggot". It sucks but you and the others did it to yourselves. Cant be Icarus all the time fam. Maybe stop trying to be a zceleb and walk away or just stfu and let people shit all over you and grossly speculate how much gay ops you allegedly run for Dick(even if you think it's exceptional).
Click to expand...

First of, your grammar and punctuation is - wow. Secondly, it's not that serious. If someone wants to be a faggy e-celeb, so what? This only matters if you let it matter. That's the only reason why Dick Masterson is getting trolled. This clearly bothers him and it conflicts with how he presents himself online. As for the Josh stuff - I am glad. Josh accidentally created the perfect environment for a spergfest the likes of which we haven't seen in months, if not years. By getting provoked by the newfags and locking the threads, he dammed up all the shit until it couldn't be contained anymore. Thanks Josh!
 
Lmao @Bryan Dunn trying to take shots right now.

LET THE FIRE RISE BROTHERS.

1588976244301.png


Hard Toothbrush said:
I wasn't around during IBS happening, was it ever as autistic as this whole thing is or was it even worse?
Click to expand...
Oh this is nothing in comparison to like half the big events.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
PPP couldn't for the life of him articulate what his fucking problem was and derailed everything the instant he got poked at all. When he was finally coaxed into talking about NP2 he got an answer but kept going back to the question for some reason. He couldn't articulate the coverup at all, and spent easily 2/3s of his time screeching about irrelevant bullshit.
Click to expand...

If you believe it's a conspiracy, then no matter how much the other guys denies it, you'll always go around in circles. That's the beauty of this, Nick and Dick were so caught up in the heat of the moment they didn't realise it and spent one hour in a perpertual garbage fire situation. It good because it was a 3 way spergfest, but there isn't any way to come clean off this.

The game was rigged from the start, but they kept playing.
 
Null said:
It's legally required for the 1099-MISC forms which he has to file with the IRS. The information is sent to the 3rd party and he has to file that with the IRS. It's covered by 12 U.S. Code § 3403. I'm not sure if his disbursement processor files this for him or if he does it himself, but if it would be horrifically illegal for him to leak that and it opens himself up to civil liability as well. I would love if he leaked my SSN because then I could take his money and live like a king in a real mansion in Poland.

It's money. Money invokes real-world complications. There are legal requirements. The IRS has its demands. 1099-MISC is one of them. If you're not a creator you don't have to worry about it. When money gets involved it's not internet fwends anymore. It's the real world.
Click to expand...
And it's at least twice as bad when you are paying someone outside the U.S. with the anti-money laundering/terror funding/Sanctions avoidance proctology exams.
 
Perspicacity said:
That Dick and Nick would associate with Zoom is a big red flag and obvious desperation. Zoom has a long history of being a total creep that is not only well documented but something Nick is acutely aware of. He is a pathological liar, obsessed with haxxor larping, a-log behavior to the extreme, and a giant attention whore. These guys claim they are best buddies with Ethan Ralph, well guess what their best buddy was stalked and harassed by Zoom aka Godspeed/Corey Barnhill for about a year. Let's go over some quick and well known things he did Ralph.
  • Harassed Ralph in Miami by sending pizza to his hotel room.
  • Relentlessly sperged at Ralph on steam.me contributing to the site getting taken down.
  • Stalked Ralph outside Madison Square Garden and handed out pictures of Ralph with a faux FBI most wanted pedophile poster.
  • Somehow got a hold of Ralph's embarrassing voicemails on his phone and played them on the air.
  • Showed pictures of Ralph's house and gave out his address.
  • Bragged about being involved with vandalizing his car and spray painting the word gunt on it.
View attachment 1278745View attachment 1278747

Nick and Dick pretend to know nothing about this. In an absolute desperation move have Zoom on to try to one up PPP. You can see the glee on Dick's face as his think he has a win. It was the most scumbag move I've ever seen, and it made me lose all respect for Dick Masterson and Rackets. I mean talk about trying to make a deal with the devil. I guess Dick really doesn't give a shit about the Gunt.

PPP and Godwinson are fucking so hard with Dick because it's obvious he's set up a hugbox around himself to feel good. For whatever reason these texts apparently really bother him and he's been trying to hugbox it up all week. After the colossal failure that was the Simpstream it became obvious that poking at people like Ralph and Dick about this would provide a fantastic stream of spergouts. Ganging banging Jesse like that did was just pure cringe and it lit the match for this trashfire. You can't talk about the personal lives of everyone else and hugbox yourself without putting a giant bullseye on your head and everyone involved. With just some mild poking they are both in full meltdown mode. It all started as a playful larp to call this hugbox shit out, but the more they poke the deeper they try to entrench themselves. Calling on Zoom is the smoking gun, Dick is desperately trying to shield himself and no one knows why he's so desperate to do so. That being said he will continue to be poked for our entertainment.

PPP and Godwinson have deployed these tactics before, here's some examples.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9OesqIrTRJUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RavrgZcNQeEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-_c2KdbaqsA
Click to expand...
Maybe they somehow forgot about the trashfire that is Zoom lore, allowing him to successfully snake his way into the NP2 staff like a more autistic version of the Spy from Team Fortress 2?
 
How many times can people say "no one cares you're spending too much time on this" before the time spent spreading that sentiment outweighs the effort needed to present the original thought?
 
So I keep seeing mention of some other messages where Dick is pretending to cry and offering money. Would've been nice if someone delivered
 
I saw the Metokur tweets earlier in the week and thought it would be some light drama. Now this thread...

that-escalated-quickly-300x300.jpg

P.S. this whole e-drama feels really forced.
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom