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- Oct 1, 2017
Bravo Amy. That level of acting would be perfect for a Neil Breen film.
I know you read here, because all Narcissistic cows read their thread religiously, so take some feedback.
You should learn to cry better as you couldn't even squeeze out one mill replacement tear.
Take some notes from this:
Wingsofredemption - Crying.mp4
I probably should know who this is, but Im afraid I dont. His oscar worthy performance certainly has peaked my curiosity. Who is this heir to the Barrymore throne and why was he so despondant?
Amy shoud definitely take a page from the parts where he slammed his fist down and where his sobs turned into such convincing walrus-like barks that his dog started barking back in sympathy.
Amy if you are reading this, and we know you are...Next time you have a tearless crying fit because you're sooo ashamed that you cant walk for more than 5 minutes without having to sit down, you need to punctuate your sentences with hard slams of that meaty fist of yours while you moan like a dying seal. If you smack your knee hard enough, you may actually be able to squeeze out a few tears and imagine all the attention and sympathy you'll get. Yeah, I know you claimed to be embarrased that people were looking at you as you walked down your street, but come on...We all know you are incapable of shame or embarrassment and you just love those sweet, sweet ass pats from all your supporters, maybe even more than you love scarfing down a dozen donuts and an entire papa john's pizza in one sitting.