🍗 Deathfat Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

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Omega Man said:
As it so happens, one of my personal mottos is also "if you're going to do shit, you better be able to except it." It's genius, really. Like a "get out of jail free" card.



I certainly don't wish to provide any personal information to the Internet wolves, but it is safe to say that I am a fambly man. I feed that fambly. I do my share of the shopping and the cooking, so I am aware of the economic mechanations of keeping the troops fed. We are well-stocked and could probably ride out most minor apocalypses...but I cannot fathom what it would be like to have someone on the roster who basically needed to consume about four portions for every one portion that the rest of us did. Especially during fiscally strained times. I think that if we were burdened with her during the plague, the most rational choice would be to feed her to the dogs, and perhaps use her hide to make a kayak, or maybe a yurt to grow portobellos in. Desperate times - desperate measures.
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Any one who hooks up with a deathfat is not smart enough to prepare for emergencies.
 
Of course they're watching you. How often does an escaped rhino from the Zoo waddle down your sidewalk?! You should feel ashamed. Your the width of 3 healthy women - and it's all your fault because you won't put the fork down.
 
So she's mad at herself for getting so fat she can't live. Great. Now if she'll stop eating more than the rest of the famly combined, things might change. She won't do it though.
 
I am trying to recap this and I literally cannot stop laughing omg

She's crying to hard to shed actual tears lolol could someone get some screenshots while I try and compose myself lolol thx.
 
I started watching because I was feeling sadistic, but I can't stand whining and crying from a grown ass adult, especially a manipulative parasite like Amy. Thus, it became an exercise in masochism, and I bailed.

ETA: and yeah, so much high pitch wailing and red cry face, but not a teardrop.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I am trying to recap this and I literally cannot stop laughing omg

She's crying to hard to shed actual tears lolol could someone get some screenshots while I try and compose myself lolol thx.
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couple of early faves. this is so fucking funny.

ETA: at 11:21 here it sounds like she shits her pants when she walks over a stick or something.
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Can't wait for the avatars of this now! I noticed she was chastising commenters too. Claiming she sometimes reads comments, and they are so harsh (the ones saying she did it to herself were triggering y'all). Obviously, they weren't bad enough to rate real tears!
 
Wow, that video was totally not staged at all! Her subtle shift between scenes and moods and natural demeanour in words and tone completely fooled me. Amy, you’ve done it again!

So what, ostensibly, is the reason for this performance? First she indicates that it’s because she’s out of shape (she could only walk up that one part of the street, her lungs were burning) which is genuinely depressing in your 30s. Maybe if you want to be able to walk through a store, your “workouts” should be, I don’t know, WALKING, rather than whatever the fuck it is you’re doing right now. And don’t wear fucking flip flops.

But wait, what’s this? She’s crying because of how she looks and the way people are looking at her? She has said before that both Ali and she think she is TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL, WOULD NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS, IT’S ONLY FOR HER HEALTH. All of a sudden, she’s bawling because of the comments on her videos. I don’t think the commenters could see you on the non-walk you didn’t take, but you do you. They can’t see or hear you beat yourself children anymore to prevent them from becoming assholes (Kiwi Farms remembers), but that still has nothing to do with why people hate her in her exceptional narc mind.

Cue telegraphed inspirational video of her waddling to the stop sign and back when it was supposed to be another walk around the block with her fambily. End of literal sob story and this novel.

*Heads straight for Strawberry’s recap and the YouTube comments to see all the heartfelt sympathy and positivity she will surely be receiving now*
 
Uh... five minutes each way? Here's Amy's "walk" from home to the street sign where she rested and then turned around to return triumphant.

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CLEARLY Amy is not staying hydrated. She was crying super hard, but her face was as dry as the desert. The desert with the dog dead for three days with the worms in the dog and then you put the dog in the closet and you kick the three days dead dog and the worms come out. Like that, hokay. But smellier.
Four snouts. 🐽🐽🐽🐽

-HI YOU GUYS

-WE'RE GOING ON A FAMBILY "WALK!!!!"

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-Hey you guyes : (

-As you seen I checked in

-I made it

-I walked 5 minutes and 5 minutes back

-And..

*sniffle

-..I was so

-Ashamed : (

-SO embarrassed : ( : (

-PEOPLE WERE WATCHING ME

*Invisible Amberlynn Tears™

-I AM TRYIEENG

-S-S-S-SO HARD

-TO LOSE WEEEEEEIGHT

-AND NOW MY FAMBILY IS ON A WALK WITHOUT MEEEEEEE

This is the part of the show where you gaze up her snout as her head lurches back and the beast blubbers dramatically

*moar blubbers

-And here I am sitting on the sidelines

*snuffling invisible tears

-YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE FILLING

-IT'S SO HARD HOLDING YOUR CHILDEN BACK YOU GUYS

-SO

-HARD

-And the kidses were all, come on, mommy, let's go!!!!!

-And I tried

-MY LUNGS WERE HURTING SO BAD

-AND I ATTACKED MY HUSBAND

-I AM HURTING I WANT TO GO BAAACK

-And he was all , honey let's just sit for a minute hokay

-BECAUSE I AM SO ASHAMED OF WHAT I LOOK LIKE I TOLE HIM NO

-I mean, I KNOW my efforts make a difference

-AND AND AND

-HE TOLE ME HOW PROUD HE IS OF MEEEEEEEEEE

-And my kids were all like...

-MOMMY!!!!!!!! YOU WALKED!!!!!!!

-I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!!!!!!

-I JUST WANT THIS NIGHTMARE TO BE COME A

-A...

-LONG EXISTENT DREAM

-I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-I WANT TO HAVE A LIFE WITH MY FAMBILYYYYYYYYY

-You know

--I DO READ THE COMMENTS YOU WRITE AND AND AND

*snuffle

-It's like "aren't you ashamed to walk with your children andandand your husband has to walk with you andandand"

-THOSE COMMENTS STICK : ( : (

-YOU MAY NOT THINK IT DOES BUT BUT BUT

-IT HURRRRRRRRTS!!!!!

-NOW THAT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT WHEN I AM OUT WITH MY FAMBILYYYYYYYYY

-Oh who's staring at me andandand

-Who's laughing at my fambily

-BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEEEE

*snuffle

-THE BIG CIRCUS CLOWN!!!!!!!!

*snuffle

-Rilly sucks

-Rilly

-THE FILLING SUCKS!!!!

-Woke up and didn't fill good

-And was all, you know what

-YOU'RE GOING TO GET Up AND MAKE THE DAY!!!!

-Decided was like NO

-Had told Ali she wanted to do a fambily walk

-Got all worked up and excited

-Picked out a walkeeng outfit

-So she would be comfortable yet presentable

-You're prolly wondering why you cryeeng????? It's your fault!!!!!!!!

-Absolutely right

-Takes 100 persh

-Percent ownership

-Because her choices

-No one sat on her and made her sat on the couch all day

-THE REASON SHE IS CRYEENG IS THAT SHE IS ANGRY WITH HERSELF!!!!!!!!!

-Beening stopped by the choices she made

-SO much anger

-THE ONLY THING SHE CAN DO IT CRY HER ANGER OUT!!!!!!!

-Mad

-At herself

-And what she's done to her fambily

-Hafting to make them sacrifice

-Told Ali, take the kidses around the neighborhood

-UM

-And when you come back

-I will do that walk again

-AND I WILL OWN IT!!!!

-Knows it will hurt

-BUT SHE WILL DO IT!!!!

-Reason she didn't filmb the first time was

-Because Ali was carrying her chair so she could sit

-It wasn't that she *couldn't* sit

-It was the embarrassment of having her brown Arab slave walk behind the fat white colonizer (paraphrasing)

-SHAME ALL OVER HER!!!!

-Fills like she should stay in hiding

-WILL NOT ALLOW THIS FAT TO HOLD HER BACK INNYMORE!!!!!

-Tells herself

-Amy we're goweeng to push harder

-SO instead of doing a "workout" in the house

-Knew the walking would be a great exercise for her

-But

-Knew it would be a lot

-Hasn't walked in months

-Last time she walked through a store was January

-Yeah

-That long since she could do something she desired

-SHE LOVES WALKEENG!!!!

-Used to go for walk

-RIDE BIKES FOR MILES!!!!

-Loves the outdoor

-So ashamed of who she's become

-she let that become more of a driven force

-Can't bee seen

-LOOKS LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN!!!!

-A SIDESHOW!!!!

-Only got emotional after she seen "the babies" walkeeng away

-And I was all like

-Why.

-TAKES FULL OWNERSHIP!!!!

-UM

-SO

-She wanted to pick up the camera and talk to you guys

-To tell you her raw filling (FAWK!)

-Going through it

-This is what she will be challenging the rest of her life

-SHE WILL NOT STOP!!!!

-SHE WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!

-Fills her body giving away

-Fills her ability to do daily things

-Are beening taken away from her

-Can't stand

-WILL PUSH HERSELF EVERYDAY!!!!

-WON'T GIVE UP!!!!!

-Will get to the point she can walk the neighborhood

-WILL get to the point where she can triple her size

-Not size

-Her time around the neighborhood

-UM

-Will happen

-WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

-Will not continue to sacrifice her kidses time

-Because of her

-They are coming back now

-Will get a video of it

*Amy waddles, bravely.

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*Annnnd here she is waddling back, bravely.

-MY LAYGHS ARE SHAKEENG!!!!

-You have watched my entire video

-There was some emotionals

-That was her finally becomeeng rill with herself

-Rilly desiring the change

-Scary

-Think about going on a fair ride

-Nerve racking

-Untell she reached a comfortable spot in Her Journee™

-Will haft to constantly battle

-Willing to grow

-And learn more awesome tolls to make it easier

-Will always dill with it

-THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!!

-AND ALL THE AMAZEENG SUPPORT!!!!

-There are hard comments said

-DON'T FORGET WHAT YOU SAY TO HER STICKS!!!!

-Doesn't always read comments

-Sometimes reads comments

-SOME OF THEM ARE VERY VERY HARSH!!!!

-So rilly take a step back and rilly think

-About what you write to "certain people"

-It can h-h-honestly make a difference in "someone's" life

-BYE!!!!
 

I learned to clip right now just for this. That timestamp I mentioned where it sounds like she shits herself.
 
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KimWexlerEsq said:
WTF? Those are 90% positive. Unless she’s deleting some, I guess her ploy worked with what seems to be mostly fat or formerly fat women. Cry about your entirely self-inflicted persecution and they will forget you have a CPS case that’s been open longer than Gabriel Fernandez’s was.
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I swear, she must've been deleting them faster than the archive page could save. LOL There were more critical ones, honest.
 
Poor A-me; I'm sure people stared at her while she was walkeeng, but ya know what-they were probably staring more at the weeble wobble blubbering alone in her driveway with a cell phone in her face.

It it good to see the Ramadamalingongs recycling; looks to be a nice stash of pepsi and other assorted cans in several overlfowing trash bags. I'm sure they aren't from A-me though; she only drinks water.

Any clue as to why there appears to be a box spring mattress in the garage? Did Cindermiah lose his mattress privileges and is sleeping on the floor? Is A-me pulling and ALR and sitting on a mattress in the living room (when she's not asleep in Her Chair that is).
 
I didn't realize this stupid ball of dough was wearing dollar store flipflops. She never intended to walk any further than she showed us. You can't tell me that she didn't have any shoes that were better than that for walking. Even a pair of loafers or flats would be better if she doesn't own sneakers.
 
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