🐱 Stanford scientists designed a smart toilet that can ID you just with a picture of your butt to monitor the health of your poop and pee

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If you're looking for very, very personalized data about your bathroom habits, look no further.

Scientists at Stanford University have developed a smart toilet that can identify people based on their butt and monitor the health of their poop and pee.

The smart toilet, which the Stanford team published an article about this week in Nature Biomedical Engineering, was designed as a continuous health monitoring device, like a smart watch. It uses cameras and motion sensors to identify "a range of disease markers in stool and urine," including colon cancer and prostate cancer.

"When I'd bring it up, people would sort of laugh because it seemed like an interesting idea, but also a bit odd," lead researcher Sanjiv Gambhir said in a press release. "Everyone uses the bathroom — there's really no avoiding it — and that enhances its value as a disease-detecting device."

It also has a built-in identification system. The smart toilet's flush lever is equipped a fingerprint reader, and cameras in the toilet bowl can identify people's butts.


"We know it seems weird, but as it turns out, your anal print is unique," Gambhir said.

The toilet's still in early stages and isn't meant to replace a doctor or diagnosis, but rather to alert users to red flags that could warrant medical attention.

Here's how it works.

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"The smart toilet is the perfect way to harness a source of data that's typically ignored — and the user doesn't have to do anything differently," Gambhir said.
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"To fully reap the benefits of the smart toilet, users must make their peace with a camera that scans their anus," Stanford's press release says.
 
Remember those days when you could print your ass on the office copier?
Now your boss will know it's you and that you should really get more fiber in your diet.
Also he knows about his wife now.
 
2020 predictions: Flying cars and robots for everyone
2020 reality: Your toilet is uploading pics of your asshole to the Internet
 
I thought, oh this is clearly an April fool's joke someone found late. This does not appear to be the case. I should have known, catparty only provides true & honest batshit content.
Also, the lead scientist is from India.
 
You can just look at your bodily waste to determine how healthy you are and if you need medical attention ffs. You don't need a peeping scanner to tell you this.

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When I just read the headline, I thought, "No way, I'd rather die", then "wait, if this analyzes, like, chemical makeup and stuff, it could be lifesaving". Whoa, talk about underwhelming.

It is potentially useful in end-of-life care, and for the blind.
 
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