Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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Hugbox Kommissar said:
Imagine having POTUS show up in person to kill you. Breathtaking.

Also its "not the form I expected" so I can only imagine Trump lobbed a phosphorus grenade through his window and is now standing on the front lawn with a tire iron waiting for the flames to flush him out.
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Now there's a man of action! Not an all-talk hot air waster or a paper pusher, but someone who really gets things done. How can you possibly bring yourself to vote against a man like that? You can't, unless you want him to personally set your house on fire and beat you to death with a tire iron. Shouldn't have voted against him, Luke!
 
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Well, yeah Luke, you do suck. Nobody likes a chronic whiner and dramafag who routinely puts his own, largely imaginary, problems under 1000x magnification, while showing absolutely zero empathy for anybody else, and being an insufferable know-it-all, to boot.

Unfortunately for Luke, taking the next step: making an honest effort to figure out why he sucks, and how he might go about changing that, isn't going to happen. He's not capable of it; if he ever was, he certainly no longer is.

So yeah, you suck, Luke, which means you will increasingly whine into the void until you finally neck yourself.
 
Angry New Ager said:
Well, yeah Luke, you do suck. Nobody likes a chronic whiner and dramafag who routinely puts his own, largely imaginary, problems under 1000x magnification, while showing absolutely zero empathy for anybody else, and being an insufferable know-it-all, to boot.

Unfortunately for Luke, taking the next step: making an honest effort to figure out why he sucks, and how he might go about changing that, isn't going to happen. He's not capable of it; if he ever was, he certainly no longer is.

So yeah, you suck, Luke, which means you will increasingly whine into the void until you finally neck yourself.
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I take the view that if someone unironically says “I suck” on social media, what they mean is, “Tell me I’m perfect.”
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I take the view that if someone unironically says “I suck” on social media, what they mean is, “Tell me I’m perfect.”
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PLEEEEZ PLEEEEEEEZ GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SWEET SWEET ATTENTION AND SYMPATHY I'M FISHING FOR AND TELL ME I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS.
 
Sometimes it's crazy just how much this dude tweets. It's like his every thought must be transmitted directly to his Twitter account.

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I'm very curious what he thinks "withdrawing" from the stock market means :lol: I assume he's picturing a line of boomers queueing up at MegaCorp HQ with their paper stock certificates in hand, trading them in for cash.
 
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Luke x Jake crossover when? Unfortunately, I didn't catch the stream.
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Is he becoming self-aware?
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Why can't I monetize my fapfic? :(
 
Self-aware? More like projecting. On some level, he realizes that all this catastrophizing is devastating to his mental health, but is ignoring the biggest source of it in his life. Hey Luke, THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
 
Luke's just mad that someone else doing his Chicken Little schtick and getting more attention than him.
 
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Soon? How about now

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"I look damn good"

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"I'll never see any actual people or trains. My life is over"
 
"As it is my life is an abortive failure"

And he'll refuse to be put on a ventilator that a worthier person needs. Of course he will.
 
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