BallBuster
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Can we expect a chimp out? He still was planning on going right?
Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus
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FadeIntoBolivian
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God, I love Chris. There is no circumstance serious enough to take precedent over kid's cartoons for him. I wish I could be that resilient and unbothered about the state of the world.
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Chris finally makes light of the Coronavirus:
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He said this virus is used to sort out the weak... does that mean he’s for genocide?
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Called it.
ETA - his reaction to this is hilarious when you realize that in sorting out the weak he and Barb would be in the first wave of deaths due to his refusal to listen to anyone about anything.
atlanta
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"I am confirmed to be... " "...negative of the virus, myself, from recent bloodwork with my family doctor. "
#1, Blood tests are specific and just because someone took your blood for a test does not mean they were testing for a specific virus.
#2, Most viral testing is done via a nose or throat swab.
#3, You're so exposed to contagions thanks to the hoard, you'll never die, Chris.
#1, Blood tests are specific and just because someone took your blood for a test does not mean they were testing for a specific virus.
#2, Most viral testing is done via a nose or throat swab.
#3, You're so exposed to contagions thanks to the hoard, you'll never die, Chris.
camopattern
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Huh I didn't know that Chris has been following the UK advice of 60% genocide, just wash your hands and be positive.
JULAY
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I've always known that he's a fat idiot, but this might be the stupidest collection of things that he's ever said. And given his complete lack of understanding of the situation, I think it's almost a guarantee that he's going to contract the virus, and then give it to Barblax. Should be interesting, to say the least.
BallBuster
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He thinks this will be “over with” within a week or 2? Lol. I’ve got no words for that.
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I like how Chris finds that other people are "overworked and paranoid" and was surprised he wasn't, since being paranoid is one of his characteristics. Typical that he doesn't know what the symptoms are because they are pretty easy to know and you can find it easy with a quick google search.
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Wow. I guess society at large is the cow when fucking CHRIS is a voice of reason.
Huh. "Die a troll or live long enough to see yourself become the cow" indeed.
natural selection.
JULAY
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You'd think after a lifetime of being Chris, he'd be used to people not wanting to be around him.
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Barb is fucked.
Chris will magically by fine somehow.
Chris will magically by fine somehow.
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I wouldn't call his words reasonable, he seems convinced that stressing out about the disease will make him contract it, and knowing him that's not an autistic nonsense metaphor.
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His point that people need to just calm down about a virus with a great than 80% recovery rate and not loose their fucking minds is the reasonable part.
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