💀 Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

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Justin is such an absurd case that anyone who isn;t familiar with him would assume he's a fake in most cases. He has some true OG cow energy thats sadly alot rarer these days. Just pure undiluted autism and weird fetishism.
 
Wow, I haven’t seen anything from Justin in years beyond his cringey scat art and his infamous Reshiram lovesong. I’m actually halfway proud of him for being in college and at least making an attempt at getting a job.

it’s probably been mentioned in the thread but what is he majoring in?
 
He is doing it. What a madman
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You know what I'd play Justin's RPG, just to be a part of internet history. It would be like Platform Masters, but with more being shat out by legendary Pokemon.
 
Argh My Cigar said:
If only he never got into Pokemon scat when he was going through puberty. He could've become a programmer or a low-level accountant.
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They'd stuff him in a basement with a bunch of indian H1B1s and finally there'd be someone in the company more hated than pajeet.
 
Good on him for trying to find a job, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that it's never occurred to him his openly-fetishistic internet infamy might be what's holding him back, not the obscure chance someone is "committing crimes in his name".
 
Maybe they don't even have to check his Internet footprint.
"So Mr. Coolidge, what would you say is your biggest strength?"
"Since my wife, the legendary Pokémon Reshiram, is a fire-type, and regularly pisses in my mouth and anally swallows me, I have developed quite the fire resistance, furthermore..."
"We'll let you know"
 
From the lolcow standpoint it's a great idea! Because it will bring more lulz to the table. But from my furry fag point it's the most idiotic thing to happen because it will bring unwanted attention to my horrible fetishes.
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Some responses
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Someone call National Geographic or Animal Planet.
 
somerandomfurryfag said:
Someone call National Geographic or Animal Planet.
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So vore fetishists are head and shoulders above most perverts in actually just admitting it's a kink and no they don't want to climb their rooftops and scream at their neighbors about it. Based vorefags.
 
Maybe Justin is on to something. Once this fad of changing gender dies down, creepy body function fetishes might be the next big thing.
 
Okay, in theory, if Justin does become aware of his online footprint so it doesn't get in the way of him getting a job. Is there any way he can realistically 'shake it off'? What would he have to do? Get his legal name changed or something?
 
"not saying that newer vorarephiles have nothing to contribute and they can contribute"

Justin may be a nearly completely oblivious weirdo and he's extremely invested in Pokémon and vore but he lacks any kind of toxicity and doesn't gatekeep at all. He's precious.

Also is he really making his game in PS1 RPG Maker? Is he aware that no one will be able to play it unless they have a PS1 and a copy of RPG Maker? Even if he is making the game for himself, he's still severely limiting the possibilities with an obsolete software.

Edit: just went to check on his newest thread and almost everyone is discouraging the idea, including the admin.
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Oh and someone in the thread also shared this link: https://old.reddit.com/r/JustinRPG/comments/dmh5yv/so_justin_is_in_my_class/
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2020031...RPG/comments/dmh5yv/so_justin_is_in_my_class/
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
Justin's claims about his taxes are odd; i wonder what he's doing wrong with them to come up with those numbers as he doesn't seem like the sort to lie about things. I hope he isn't being taken advantage of by someone 'helping' him with his taxes :(
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"My wife Reshiram vored me and I filled out my 1040 in her stomach. Later my wife Moltres helped me with my 1095s and made me eat her poop."
 
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