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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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This is just sad. Tammy is apparently too lazy to wash her own makeup brushes, so they bought a cheap $17 made in China piece of crap to clean them. I always wondered who was buying all of the weird, noname brand crap that clogs up Amazon search results. Apparently it's Jack and Tammy since Jack's "reviews" of this stuff make up half of the Tech Time videos.
 
stets said:
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This is just sad. Tammy is apparently too lazy to wash her own makeup brushes, so they bought a cheap $17 made in China piece of crap to clean them. I always wondered who was buying all of the weird, noname brand crap that clogs up Amazon search results. Apparently it's Jack and Tammy since Jack's "reviews" of this stuff make up half of the Tech Time videos.
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"make up brushes have shampoo? Is there Conditioner?"
"no. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

Lmao Tammy hates him
 
Honzou said:
This looks exactly like what someone should be eating after 2 strokes.

This faggot isn't going to make it to christmas if he keeps this up.
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Lets hope so. This fucker triggers me like no other internet personality has ever done. I just want the fucker to suffer and die so badly! Yes...yes indeed. I AM mad at the internet.
 
GloriousRapeRabbit said:
Lets hope so. This fucker triggers me like no other internet personality has ever done. I just want the fucker to suffer and die so badly! Yes...yes indeed. I AM mad at the internet.
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What a weird choice of lolcow to get assflustered about. This site keeps tabs on animal rapists, abusers, manipulators, groomers, literal pedophiles and people with fetishes so demented that their threads are filled with debate on whether or not they're even serious. Jack is so comparatively benign, the worst thing he's ever done is bake a tray of congealed lime jello and cream cheese and act like it's a normal thing to do.
 
That's kinda funny that Jack really pisses some people off. I come here as a palette cleanser after getting disgusted by rat kings and munchausen by proxy abusers.
I guess Jack can sting badly because of the fact that there are a lot of people in this world like Jack. The delusional fat boomer Americunt. Other cows really are fairly obscure psychos in comparison to the general population.

Really though, Jack's just a dumb asshole. He isnt a rapist or thief. His delusions of grandeur and influence is why I find him entertaining. That smugness of self when it is so demonstratively wrong just by a quick glance at the flab behind the blab.

Really though I can understand people who just fucking despise holier than thou attitudes.
 
jack's just your typical "christian" boomer

he's a pretty awful person but to the point of wanting him dead? nope. plus i would honestly hate to see him dead (although he's sure on the right path) because then I wouldn't have someone to laugh/cringe at when i'm drunk
 
Is Jack a coward? Yes. Is he racist? Sure. Child abuser? Yup. Glutton and hypocrite? Absolutely. Narcicist with delusions of grandeur who thinks any restuarant will heed his advice? Yeah.

Would I want him dead? Not in a million years.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this man runs a "tech channel" and is too stupid to know how to work Windows.

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DrunkNDoziNDragN said:
That's kinda funny that Jack really pisses some people off. I come here as a palette cleanser after getting disgusted by rat kings and munchausen by proxy abusers.
I guess Jack can sting badly because of the fact that there are a lot of people in this world like Jack. The delusional fat boomer Americunt. Other cows really are fairly obscure psychos in comparison to the general population.

Really though, Jack's just a dumb asshole. He isnt a rapist or thief. His delusions of grandeur and influence is why I find him entertaining. That smugness of self when it is so demonstratively wrong just by a quick glance at the flab behind the blab.

Really though I can understand people who just fucking despise holier than thou attitudes.
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I can say that in the south those folks get tiresome really fast. He’s a boomer through and through and his hypocrisy can get infuriating if you deal with that type on a daily basis. Jack is the stereotypical boomer from the south except he’s not from the south so it’s a bit perplexing.
 
Marissa Moira said:
He hates cash only places because Tam-tam doesn't give him an allowance to spend on his big boy keto food.
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The real reason many establishments go cash only is because of fees from processing. By being cash only, the resturaunt increases the already razor thin profits, can provide a sense of protection against fraudulent charges, and also helps pay off employees without them having to tax earnings.

But Jack, being a coward, can't bother to walk to the next store to get cash to support small businesses
 
captkrisma said:
The real reason many establishments go cash only is because of fees from processing. By being cash only, the resturaunt increases the already razor thin profits, can provide a sense of protection against fraudulent charges, and also helps pay off employees without them having to tax earnings.

But Jack, being a coward, can't bother to walk to the next store to get cash to support small businesses
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But jack is a business man with his own business. He sells the world's best rancid sauces.

Any real businessman knows that if the customer can't just walk in and shovel a trough full of food into their maws right away, that it's a lost sale.

LiquidKid said:
Can we really claim Jack loves food when he does such horrible things with it?
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You only hurt the ones you love

Religion is Dead said:
Ladies and gentlemen, this man runs a "tech channel" and is too stupid to know how to work Windows.

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Why is he launching the computer in safe mode(that's what S-Mode is). Just run windows normally and you don't need to use the microsoft app store at all.
 
EvilDroid64 said:
Is he trying to use an unlicensed copy of Windows? Perhaps he's trying to use Windows 7 and it detected it's out of support status?

edit: having a career that requires specific software is "ACCOUNTING CRAP"
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Is that really what Jack thinks of his wife's career? The very career that funds his lifestyle of pointless excess. "ACCOUNTING CRAP". What a way with words he has.
 
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