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Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman was on cable television Friday night peddling conspiracy theories about extraterrestrial life forms, and nobody seems to have noticed.

In fairness, I didn’t really believe it until I saw it either. But there he was, John Podesta, speaking gravely over a foreboding soundtrack, lending his very earnest insights to “Ancient Aliens” on The History Channel. ( Don’t tell Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa ).


Podesta has long been in avid pursuit of the truth about UFOs, memorably reassuring the public during Clinton’s 2016 campaign he’d “convinced her that we need an effort to kind of go look at that and declassify as much as we can, so that people have their legitimate questions answered.”

And so it came to be, this former White House chief of staff and counselor to the president sat before “Ancient Aliens” cameras and unloaded enigmatic observations like, “The government seems to be completely unaccountable to the American public,” and “I've had a number of members of Congress, members of the U.S. Senate say to me, ‘Keep going at this. I'm really interested in it, but I can't say anything about it.’"

Behold this surreal exchange, wherein Podesta very seriously reflects on the Clinton campaign’s pro-alien declassification platform.

NARRATOR: Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, is well-known for his interest in UFO and extraterrestrial encounters, and according to him, so is she.


PODESTA: Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review …

NARRATOR: Many believe that had Clinton won, there would have been a seismic shift from the government's long-held policy of secrecy concerning UFO investigations to a new policy of full disclosure.

PODESTA: The system of regulation that creates our secrecy system — what's top secret, what's confidential, these lower levels of classification — that's regulated and has been since the Truman administration by executive order of the president. The president sets forward the general rules of classification, and some presidents have been more forthcoming, wanted less secrecy, some have tightened the reins and wanted more secrecy. It makes a difference.

That provided an opening for another of the episode’s commentators to claim, “The CIA and the Pentagon, they were worried about Hillary Clinton, Secretary Clinton, all the statements she was making, winning the presidency, and going to the Pentagon and basically saying, ‘You are going to give me the information I need to disclose the extraterrestrial presence or I’m gonna fire every single one of you.’”

Which, in turn, set up another expert nicely to insist with dramatic flair: “John Podesta was trying to get ready to open up that we're not alone in the universe. All of that crashed when a different person became president of the United States.”


“November 8, 2016: Donald Trump was elected as America's next president,” the History Channel’s narrator intones. “There would be no disclosure of the secret UFO files.”

So, was Trump’s election really secured by scheming puppetmasters in Russia? Or were those strings perhaps pulled from a little further out of this world by aliens hoping to shield their species from exposure to our planet at this strange moment in time?
 
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She has become more barrel than woman. Seriously what the fuck is she hiding under all of that? Every new picture I find is weirder than the last. She's going to be rolled on stage in an iron lung draped in an overcoat at this rate and I would no longer be fucking surprised.
 
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She has become more barrel than woman. Seriously what the fuck is she hiding under all of that? Every new picture I find is weirder than the last. She's going to be rolled on stage in an iron lung draped in an overcoat at this rate and I would no longer be fucking surprised.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it involves a leaky colostomy bag.
 
She's allegedly been drinking nonstop ever since the election and alcohol is extremely calorie dense so she could just be getting fat.
 
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She has become more barrel than woman. Seriously what the fuck is she hiding under all of that? Every new picture I find is weirder than the last. She's going to be rolled on stage in an iron lung draped in an overcoat at this rate and I would no longer be fucking surprised.
She had to diet the entire presidential campaign. Campaign Hillary is thin Hillary, LMFAO. I think she is naturally heavier and no longer gives a fuck. She probably eats all the time and gets hammered whenever she feels like it.
 
She's allegedly been drinking nonstop ever since the election and alcohol is extremely calorie dense so she could just be getting fat.

I wouldn't be surprised at all. The way she has been talking and the things she has been saying resemble nothing more than the rambling and ranting of an angry drunk.
 

Before I read your post, the first thing I noticed was Hillary looking rather longingly, perhaps even lovingly at the lamp, and I immediately thought back to the story of Hillary throwing a lamp at Bill and wondered if this was going to be a joke post about it, or confirmed my suspicions.

My Hillary/Lamp OTP will become canon... someday. *sigh*
 
Let us take note of one very pertinent lil factoid fellow piggies.

The obsessively woke leftwing media/political scene at the moment would fucking fawn over her 10x more if she was to wear the neck brace with pride, openly talk about her health issues in a way that made her slimy reptilian exterior a touch more human, and use her status as a cripple as some hamfisted "disabled people exist! and we are useful to society and important and stuff!" spiel. Not only that but the unending and entirely deserved barrage of contempt and mockery aimed at her by everyone on the right, the centre, and the berniebro left could actually falter as the whole "lol you are hiding your hilariously evident shit health like a tard" thing would just vanish in an instant, and people might actually start pulling punches, at worst out of pity, and at best out of grudging "hey, she is actually acting halfway like a human being now!" respect.

This, on EVERY level, would be a no brainer net-win for her. She isnt running for presidency so the "oh her health!" line would lose all potency, she would gain a fucktunne of streetcred with the wokeified media/politics scene, it would confound her dedicated mockers and critiques if only for a moment, and it would allow her to play the part of "brave crippled womyn not letting her 1000 health issues get her down" on the book tour/lecture/article circuit indefinitely and thus rake in asspats and shekels.

....but she wont even fucking consider this.

Why?

Because she is such a fucking narcissistic idiot that she cannot stand even the thought of "lowering" herself from her now entirely crumbled "larger than life future president for realz" persona to the level of mere peasants and nobodies who get sick and age.
 
Let us take note of one very pertinent lil factoid fellow piggies.

The obsessively woke leftwing media/political scene at the moment would fucking fawn over her 10x more if she was to wear the neck brace with pride, openly talk about her health issues in a way that made her slimy reptilian exterior a touch more human, and use her status as a cripple as some hamfisted "disabled people exist! and we are useful to society and important and stuff!" spiel. Not only that but the unending and entirely deserved barrage of contempt and mockery aimed at her by everyone on the right, the centre, and the berniebro left could actually falter as the whole "lol you are hiding your hilariously evident shit health like a tard" thing would just vanish in an instant, and people might actually start pulling punches, at worst out of pity, and at best out of grudging "hey, she is actually acting halfway like a human being now!" respect.

This, on EVERY level, would be a no brainer net-win for her. She isnt running for presidency so the "oh her health!" line would lose all potency, she would gain a fucktunne of streetcred with the wokeified media/politics scene, it would confound her dedicated mockers and critiques if only for a moment, and it would allow her to play the part of "brave crippled womyn not letting her 1000 health issues get her down" on the book tour/lecture/article circuit indefinitely and thus rake in asspats and shekels.

....but she wont even fucking consider this.

Why?

Because she is such a fucking narcissistic idiot that she cannot stand even the thought of "lowering" herself from her now entirely crumbled "larger than life future president for realz" persona to the level of mere peasants and nobodies who get sick and age.
yeah just look at the response John McCain is getting by publicizing his brain cancer situation. All of a sudden he is getting asspats and praise from all wings of the political establishment, left and right, and even the "woke" youth voices are fawning all over him as the elder statesman of the generation or some shit.
 
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Words fail to adequately express the sheer disdain I feel towards this woman.

If it didn't I'd read your rants any day senpai~

But really, when is Hillary going to show us what's underneath her jacket that's causing the radius of her body cavity to expand unnaturally?
 
This is like Lex Luthor - after he realized carrying that radioactive chunk of space-rock in his pocket 24/7 to keep his greatest nemesis at bay with might have been a bad idea for long-term health.....
 
This is like Lex Luthor - after he realized carrying that radioactive chunk of space-rock in his pocket 24/7 to keep his greatest nemesis at bay with might have been a bad idea for long-term health.....
Cancer is bad, but Superman being able to kick you in the dick is worse.
 

A federal judge Monday granted a request from conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch to have former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sit for a sworn deposition to answer questions about her use of a private email server to conduct government business.

Clinton has argued that she has already answered questions about this and should not have to do so again -- the matter did not result in any charges for the then-presidential candidate in 2016 after a high-profile investigation -- but D.C. District Court Judge Royce C. Lamberth said in his ruling that her past responses left much to be desired.

"As extensive as the existing record is, it does not sufficiently explain Secretary Clinton’s state of mind when she decided it would be an acceptable practice to set up and use a private server to conduct State Department business," Lamberth said.

The judge went on to recognize that while Clinton responded to written questions in a separate case, "those responses were either incomplete, unhelpful, or cursory at best. Simply put her responses left many more questions than answers.” Lamberth said that using written questions this time “will only muddle any understanding of Secretary Clinton’s state of mind and fail to capture the full picture, thus delaying the final disposition of this case even further.”

Lamberth even gave some examples of lingering questions about Clinton's emails, such as how did she come to believe that her private emails would be preserved under normal State Department processes, who told her this and when, at what point did she learn department records management officials did not know about the server, "[a]nd why did she think that using a private server to conduct State Department business was permissible under the law in the first place?"

The ruling comes after Judicial Watch revealed at a December 2019 status conference that the FBI released "approximately thirty previously undisclosed Clinton emails," and that the State Department "failed to fully explain" where they came from.

The State Department has been pushing for the discovery phase of the case to come to a close, but Lamberth said he is not ready to do so, saying that "there is still more to learn."

Judicial Watch, which initiated this case in 2014, is looking for information regarding whether Clinton used her private email server to intentionally get around the Freedom of Information Act, whether the State Department acted in bad faith when they tried to settle the case years ago, and whether the department had adequately looked for records in response to Judicial Watch's initial FOIA request.

Given that the settlement attempts and records search took place after Clinton left office, the judge ruled that the deposition should focus on whether she intentionally tried to use her private server to evade FOIA and her understanding of the State Department's record management requirements.

Lamberth also granted Judicial Watch's request to depose former Clinton chief of staff Cheryl Mills, IT specialist Paul Combetta who was involved in deleting Clinton's emails, as well as Brett Gittleson and Yvette Jacks, who were State Department officials familiar with Clinton's private email server.

Judicial Watch also wanted to question Clinton and Mills about government talking points in the aftermath of the 2012 Benghazi attack. Lamberth said that while they "cannot be questioned about the underlying actions taken after the Benghazi attack," they can face questions regarding "their knowledge of the existence of any emails, documents, or text messages related to the Benghazi attack."

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Looks like Hillary's getting dragged back in for another sworn deposition, sometime soon.
 
Don't get your hopes up guys, she'll just say that she doesn't recall anything over and over again and nobody will dare call her on it for fear of suddenly "committing suicide" by falling down several flights of stairs onto some bullets after "accidentally" stabbing themselves in the back 50 times with a knife.
 
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