🍽️ حلال Ashley "Ashton" Lynne Coulter / @cantremembernothing / ButtercupSaiyan / watercolorheart / heartnotes3 / glowhips / celestialmew / MidnaPurity - Passive Aggressive, Attention Whoring, Fat 33 Year Old Furry Artist that LARPs as Nonbinary, Writes Incest Powerpuff Girls Fanfics, and Works with a Cub Loving Zoophile

[Table Country]

Who spends a year on a forum and doesn't pick up on basic forum specific lingo?

Who spends extended time alive and doesn't learn that "halal" is the Muslim version of "kosher"?

 

[Hal]

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Is the meaning really that hard for you to figure out?

 

[soft kitty]

Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon

You're not fooling anyone into thinking you're OK with having a thread, being made fun of, or are in on the joke.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Bitch I told you this would happen if didn't stop being a sperg LOL

 

[tuscangarder]

It's clear you were on some type of amphetamine. There is no way you could literally chat for nearly 60 hrs straight without being on some sort of substance. Seek help.

 

[Childe]

It's clear you were on some type of amphetamine. There is no way you could literally chat for nearly 60 hrs straight without being on some sort of substance. Seek help.

I genuinely wish someone saved screenshots of this legendary chat marathon she had, it sounds manic as fuck.

 

[The Pink Panther]

A halal has happened and no one has informed me? You guys are fucking MEAN.

I didn't think this poster was anything bad. Thought it was just a regular everyday poster, but sometimes people can just point out the degenerate. So I say, point out the degeneracy.

Edit: LOL SHE'S A TRIPFAG. ONCE AGAIN TRIPFAGGOTRY IS A WEAKENING SOURCE OF POWER. LOL.

 

[tuscangarder]

I genuinely wish someone saved screenshots of this legendary chat marathon she had, it sounds manic as fuck.

It was the most bizarre shit ever. She replied to everything anyone said for literally 2 days straight, maybe more. Most of what she said made no sense. It was like a unintelligible clever bot.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

It was the most bizarre shit ever. She replied to everything anyone said for literally 2 days straight, maybe more. Most of what she said made no sense. It was like a unintelligible clever bot.

I feel like she randomly mentioned depression to get attention and random quotes from something. I can't remember. I'm still recovering from the weemars incident lmao

 

[glossdrop]

 

[Hal]

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Here's a soulution then, stop touching stuff lol. You came to us we didn't come to you.

 

[BingBong]

Here are some choice quotes from our good friend.

don't you mean flat?

Here she is lusting after a 14yo cartoon character:

Even more:

My favorite quote:

 

[Sperghetti]

In regards to recent bizzare behavior, I'd just like to bring up this comment again:

2) The lithium claim is interesting; usually it's a last resort medication for bipolar disorders or other disorders that have severe manic episodes. There's been speculation that there is some comorbidity with bipolar disorder and autism, however, namedropping lithium makes me wonder if she's spouting lies or has a lot more problems than simply the 'tism.

So I'm going to place bets on not meth, but bipolar disorder and a manic episode.

 

[Orion Balls]

Did I miss the part where she's actively sought out real children to hang out with? Disgusting fetishes and creepy zoophile affiliations aside, I didn't see any active predatory behaviour towards real people.

 

[Childe]

So I'm going to place bets on not meth, but bipolar disorder and a manic episode.

It definitely sounds like a crazy manic high from Bipolar. That shit is fucking tough to go through and I feel for her, but it doesn’t stop it from being funny as fuck to watch as a third party.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

"Why can't she dress?"

Bc thats a thrift shop/second hand store outfit probably purchased in the store she took the picture in. Thats a resell/charity shop lawl.

Also, I figured out who she reminds me of and they are both annoying enough to be sisters.

Spoiler: Dont, Just Dont.

Dad's Google History HD Version

www.youtube.com

 

[The Last Stand]

Here are some choice quotes from our good friend.

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don't you mean flat?

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Here she is lusting after a 14yo cartoon character:
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Even more:
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My favorite quote:
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Somebody check her computer for cheese pizza.

 

[Aria]

Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon

God you're so dense.

 

[AnOminous]

Here are some choice quotes from our good friend.

Tripfags are garbage subhumans. All of them. This kind of shit is why everyone hates them. Why the fuck would anyone go on 4chan and be a tripfag?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Tripfags are garbage subhumans. All of them. This kind of shit is why everyone hates them. Why the fuck would anyone go on 4chan and be a tripfag?

Attention and an unwarranted sense of self-importance.