🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am reminded that I need to update my resume. I forgot that learning to play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder made me a musician at age 6.
 
I wish this girl would pool her money into something as beneficial as a dance class, a zumba class or even a personal trainer to work on cardio. It would certainly engage her more than just walking to tree, especially since she seems to have an interest in it. Unfortunately I know the only thing we will see from her investment wise is deforestation through the amount of journals she buys.
That being said, how long do you guys think our girl will have the mobility she barely has now?
 
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Not long, especially as she will be starting her 30s in a year. Bad knees, aching back, fatigue and feeling like shit will cause her to move less and less over time. It's very slow, but it eventually happens. Really big fatties seem to get to a point where they just park themselves onto a bed or recliner and don't move unless absolutely necessary.
 
While her dancing days are on topic, here are website and FB links to the place she probably 'went to' (it's in Cali).

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S.P.A.C.E. Music Together

S.P.A.C.E. Music Together, Ukiah, CA. 282 likes. Music Together is a globally recognized music and movement program for ages 0-5.
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www.spaceperformingarts.org

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Near & Arnold’s School of Performing Arts & Cultural Education (SPACE) is an acclaimed afterschool performing arts program serving youth ages infant through 18. SPACE, located near downtown…
www.spaceperformingarts.org www.spaceperformingarts.org

I say 'went to' because I'm sure, just like most of her stories about her being successful in anything....it's mostly bullshit.
 
So, the story morphed from participating in an afterschool dance programme to becoming an acclaimed dancer and choreographer performing in front of huge audiences. This is one massive exercise in rewriting history.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
So, the story morphed from participating in an afterschool dance programme to becoming an acclaimed dancer and choreographer performing in front of huge audiences. This is one massive exercise in rewriting history.
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Goddamn, I hate Cloudflare.

Anyhow, Big Al is like the bastard love child of Joseph Goebbels and Baghdad Bob. And a rhino. With a sprinkling of Big Brother (from the book, you uncultured assholes, not the tv show).
 
Can this woman just... stop thinking she's hot shit??
It's beyond frustrating... She's 600lbs, that's not "hot," it's not attractive in any way.
She's not even mildly pretty in the face anymore. Her complexion is grey, she looks like a corpse.
She's only lying to herself when she relies on filters and a fuck-ton of badly applied make-up.
 
From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:
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bev said:
I wonder what level of dexterity someone would need in order to give someone as huge and shapeless as Amber a proper massage. I can't help to imagine Becky sprawling over her with the finesse of someone securing a fitted sheet.

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Maybe she uses a rolling pin.
 
bev said:
I wonder what level of dexterity someone would need in order to give someone as huge and shapeless as Amber a proper massage. I can't help to imagine Becky sprawling over her with the finesse of someone securing a fitted sheet.

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Brenda Song. Also, Becky should just get up and stand on the big bitch. Isn’t that some kind of Asian massage technique? It might be the only way to get through the layers of blubber and work out Amberlynn’s knots. She leads a very busy and stressful life, so there will be many.
 
She must have spent a hell of a lot of time playing with the filters to make herself look... clean, I refuse to believe that's her natural skin tone, especially at the end of February. Not a blemish in sight, eyebrows magically reappear.

You'd think she'd have spent a few minutes making sure Becky didn't look like... I'm not sure what that look is but it ain't right.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She must have spent a hell of a lot of time playing with the filters to make herself look... clean, I refuse to believe that's her natural skin tone, especially at the end of February. Not a blemish in sight, eyebrows magically reappear.

You'd think she'd have spent a few minutes making sure Becky didn't look like... I'm not sure what that look is but it ain't right.
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Maybe she actually took a bath today.
 
Gorl is busy!!! Don’t you haydurs understand that Amber works hard on her videos? She deserves pampering by her servant, assholes! :tomgirl:
 
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