"Lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber that isn't a drama queen."
If you had bothered to contact staff about creating these topics we'd of directed you to the right place. I'm sorry you're so much of a dipshit you can't figure out the organization of an Internet forum.