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[Meowthkip]

Are these SH'ers also ugly MLP fans?

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I wouldn't fuck any of those guys.

You know, you guys don't seem to put any kind of emphasis on having a hot voice, because that does it for me more than anything. These guys voices probably suck and are lame. How the fuck am I supposed to masturbate to that?

6 stands for attractive men but not male model tier. A 6 will have no problem getting girls.

Out rating goes like this

1-4 subhumans.
5- Average
6-Good looking
7-Almost male model tier
8- Male model tier near celebrity
9- A god, no one can say he's ugly

Male models are garbage and look like fucking Ken dolls. Give me a silver fox any day.

@Crispy Knight

Please don't lie.

DavidDickinsonIsGod, if you really want it so bad, I'll do sex things with you, but I limit it to stomping on your nuts in heels and pegging you while you cry.

Male model's tear ducts probably don't work so good due to botox (hence the PERMA-SQUINTS) so if you can get some tears flowing that will really turn my crank.

The more screaming, the better.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

In all likelihood, I've probably fucked more girls than you have
not good looking ones, I must admit


This is just the way you frame it to yourself.
"I make her happy and she gives me sex. If she's unhappy, no sex"

The reality is, you have to earn it from her.

I don't think you understand that there is something else in relationships aside from sex, from an evolutionary psychology perspective it would be keeping parents toggether to take care of children, from a human perspective is it mutual affection

 

[AIDS]

Because the sheer amount of Love Shy boners for male models earlier in the thread wasn't gay enough for you?

That's not gay.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The monochromatic fortitude of the vans deferens outlines the essence of the zigurat.

Did you just. . .word salad at me?

Spoiler: cool kids use spoiler tabs

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I said not good looking ones
something like 20 of them.... not a single one I'd be proud of

Yes, we heard you the first time Nene Leakes

You fucked a bunch of girls and got STD's from them.

 

[Derbydollar]

shhh it's okay baby, we'll use a condom

I will thank you on societies behalf

 

[MysteryMan]

The monochromatic fortitude of the vans deferens outlines the essence of the zigurat.

Haha they won't even understand this joke.


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Jamie please give us an update on your book or a sneak preview I know I only asked you for a favor the other week but we're all dying to read.

 

[Hodor]

Did this thread just turn gay lol.

Not our fault that you guys are so deep in the closet that you're paling around with Aslan and Prince Caspian.

 

[TM Ambrose]

That's not gay.

Having physical arousal to the thought of attractive men is not gay......
Man I might actually be straight then. Fuck.

 

[ne enenen]

I don't think you understand that there is something else in relationships aside from sex, from an evolutionary psychology perspective it would be keeping parents toggether to take care of children, from a human perspective is it mutual affection

Sure, there is.
But do you want your wife cheating on you behind your back? Cuckolding you? Divorcing you? Making you earn sex?
Sexual attractiveness still matters in relationships.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Haha they won't even understand this joke.


This joke

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Jamie please give us an update on your book or a sneak preview I know I only asked you for a favor the other week but we're all dying to read.

Ever hear of Poe's Law?

 

[Cubanodun]

175 pages of rage fueled virginity by Godbear are we going to make a marathon of this?

 

[Overchek]

We they not gonna stop.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

In all likelihood, I've probably fucked more girls than you have
not good looking ones, I must admit


This is just the way you frame it to yourself.
"I make her happy and she gives me sex. If she's unhappy, no sex"

The reality is, you have to earn it from her.

Truthfully, all this means is that no one's happiness is important to you but yours. To which I say, stop being a fucking tween.

 

[pickledance]

Sure, there is.
But do you want your wife cheating on you behind your back? Cuckolding you? Divorcing you? Making you earn sex?
Sexual attractiveness still matters in relationships.

I'm sure you'd know that from personal experience, right?

 

[Derbydollar]

175 pages of rage fueled virginity by Godbear are we going to make a marathon of this?

I'm certainly hoping so. All of you SHers, bring over some friends!

 

[Overchek]

Kiwis, I am afraid of Sluthate.com Lesser Moderator DavidDickinsonIsGod

Nope, can't keep a straight face.

 

[Hodor]

175 pages of rage fueled virginity by Godbear are we going to make a marathon of this?

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

 

[AIDS]

Having physical arousal to the thought of attractive men is not gay......
Man I might actually be straight then. Fuck.

Not our fault that you guys are so deep in the closet that you're paling around with Aslan and Prince Caspian.

Well I'm no fag.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Sure, there is.
But do you want your wife cheating on you behind your back? Cuckolding you? Divorcing you? Making you earn sex?
Sexual attractiveness still matters in relationships.

whats wrong with "earning sex", isn't that just a relationship