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Shall we translate this from troon's language to normal people's talk:
My job prospects have dried up. I went from being at top of the field to persona non grata. Translation: I was an obnoxious troon freak who jerked off in the women's loo while tasting some used tampon and when my boss caught me I screeched and got fired.
The 3rd paragraph.
Translation: My wife got sick of me and she is just doing common corteusy. Her family obviously is helping her to cope with her husband's loss.
Last paragraph.
Translation: I am such insufferable asshole that my female relatives took the wise decision to not invite me because I would rant that you can't trigger an uwu cutie transgirl by telling that she is pregnant, also, I would scream at them that how dare they assume a baby's sex. And obviously I would have make sure that I am the center of attention because transgirls are more valid than pregnant uterus havers.
Edit: a kiwi told me that it was his relatives LMAO:story::story:
 
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Pitere pit said:
Last paragraph.
Translation: I am such insufferable asshole that my wife's female relatives took the wise decision to not invite me because I would rant that you can't trigger an uwu cutie transgirl by telling that she is pregnant, also, I would scream at them that how dare they assume a baby's sex. And obviously I would have make sure that I am the center of attention because transgirls are more valid than pregnant uterus havers.
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No, it's better, it's HIS blood relative who doesn't invite him :story:
 
horsegirl666 said:
No, it's better, it's HIS blood relative who doesn't invite him :story:
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Thanks for correcting me! That made it far more better. Holy shit imagine being such a freak that even your family don't want to know anything about you. Methinks that the female-only party is a ruse to not invite him or something like that. And if it was true, he has no business to be there too.
And they wonder why people are twansphobes to them. Imagine not even being loved by your family, you would have to fuck it a lot in there.
 
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Shall we translate this from troon's language to normal people's talk:
My job prospects have dried up. I went from being at top of the field to persona non grata. Translation: I was an obnoxious troon freak who jerked off in the women's loo while tasting some used tampon and when my boss caught me I screeched and got fired.
The 3rd paragraph.
Translation: My wife got sick of me and she is just doing common corteusy. Her family obviously is helping her to cope with her husband's loss.
Last paragraph.
Translation: I am such insufferable asshole that my female relatives took the wise decision to not invite me because I would rant that you can't trigger an uwu cutie transgirl by telling that she is pregnant, also, I would scream at them that how dare they assume a baby's sex. And obviously I would have make sure that I am the center of attention because transgirls are more valid than pregnant uterus havers.
Edit: a kiwi told me that it was his relatives LMAO:story::story:
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The close family members may be his side as well. If so, it's twice as funny.

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The good doc is a bit touchy on that subject. Here’s a totally true story about him getting carded which he then uses on his twitter as a teachable ACAB moment.

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It’s unclear if this guy is even practicing yet or is still in residency. Regardless he’s been calling himself a doctor for about five years now, well before his residency began.
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Cops can be assholes, but this is just begging him to find a reason to arrest you.
 
This might be late but the baby shower thing reminded me of it:

"AITA for not letting my “sister” join my fiancée’s bridal party?"
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My fiancée and I are getting married at the end of February, after over a year of planning. I had asked my then-brother to be one of my groomsmen when we first got engaged, and he had been on board with it this entire time.
However over the weekend (less than a month before the wedding) he “came out” to the family as transsexual. My fiancée was there at the time and was supportive, however he almost immediately brought up that he would like to “come out” to the rest of the family via our wedding, and would instead like to be one of her bridesmaids.
My fiancée was obviously uncomfortable about this, pointing out the obvious time constraint, and how plans had already been made for the bridal party. Turns out, he had already ordered a very similar dress to the ones her bridesmaids are wearing from online, before even asking us.
Fiancée asked to speak with me alone and admitted she wasn’t comfortable with him as a bridesmaid. The rest of the group are her friends and sister, who she trusts to help her get dressed and made up for the ceremony, she doesn’t know my brother very well, definitely not well enough to want him helping to hold up her dress while she pees. I agreed with her.
I explained to him that the bridal party is just for my fiancée’s friends and family, but that he was still welcome to be a groomsman. He did protest that he thought it would be good “bonding time” for him and my fiancée, but agreed, as long as he could wear the dress.
And this is where I might be the asshole but I vetoed that too. I know if he wears a dress, instead of the suit we’ve already paid for, it’s at best going to completely distract from the wedding, and at worst start fights among the relatives, we don’t come from the most tolerant family.
I basically gave him an ultimatum to wear the suit he agreed to months ago, or not be a part of the ceremony. Our parents think I’m being too harsh, and that this is a chance to “show my support” but I refuse to do that at the cost of my and my fiancée’s wedding.
Am I the asshole?

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Found it on r/traaaaasshhhh.
Let me translate that:
When all you want to do is to perv on vulnerable women spaces, fuck kiddies lifes with irreversible meds and surgeries, being homophobes and just exist to be an asshat to society and you wonder why people don't like you that much. Bottom text
 
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young chestnut said:
This might be late but the baby shower thing reminded me of it:

"AITA for not letting my “sister” join my fiancée’s bridal party?"
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My fiancée and I are getting married at the end of February, after over a year of planning. I had asked my then-brother to be one of my groomsmen when we first got engaged, and he had been on board with it this entire time.
However over the weekend (less than a month before the wedding) he “came out” to the family as transsexual. My fiancée was there at the time and was supportive, however he almost immediately brought up that he would like to “come out” to the rest of the family via our wedding, and would instead like to be one of her bridesmaids.
My fiancée was obviously uncomfortable about this, pointing out the obvious time constraint, and how plans had already been made for the bridal party. Turns out, he had already ordered a very similar dress to the ones her bridesmaids are wearing from online, before even asking us.
Fiancée asked to speak with me alone and admitted she wasn’t comfortable with him as a bridesmaid. The rest of the group are her friends and sister, who she trusts to help her get dressed and made up for the ceremony, she doesn’t know my brother very well, definitely not well enough to want him helping to hold up her dress while she pees. I agreed with her.
I explained to him that the bridal party is just for my fiancée’s friends and family, but that he was still welcome to be a groomsman. He did protest that he thought it would be good “bonding time” for him and my fiancée, but agreed, as long as he could wear the dress.
And this is where I might be the asshole but I vetoed that too. I know if he wears a dress, instead of the suit we’ve already paid for, it’s at best going to completely distract from the wedding, and at worst start fights among the relatives, we don’t come from the most tolerant family.
I basically gave him an ultimatum to wear the suit he agreed to months ago, or not be a part of the ceremony. Our parents think I’m being too harsh, and that this is a chance to “show my support” but I refuse to do that at the cost of my and my fiancée’s wedding.
Am I the asshole?

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Sounds like a typical troon, trying to turn everything into being about them.
 
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All of the "types of sexes" in the first paragraph are literally the same thing. And "neurological sex" isn't real, at least not by name. There's the concept of neurological differences between men and women, but I'm pretty sure that's influenced in utero with the finishing touches added in puberty. The others are just absurd. I have never, ever even seen people so much as entertain the idea you can determine sex by whether or not the person gets breast cancer because the causal link is the other way around. That's beyond putting the cart before the horse. That's like watching a horse draw a carriage, and concluding the carriage is pushing the horse.

Then he tries (and fails) to equate a full-fledged, normal human deciding to become the opposite sex on a whim to people with extremely rare and abnormal chromosomal disorders which just affect their development into adulthood and not outright making them swap sexes halfway into their lives. It's the same as the other approach they try to pull where some insects, snails, and fish can swap sexes as if their biology is in any way representative of a perfectly healthy human's.

This is like a text version of that image meant to simulate having a stroke. I can see things I vaguely identify, but on even the slightest bit closer inspection, it turns into complete nonsense. And I also feel like I'm having a stroke.

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Cerabella said:
It's almost like real life is not like your tranny discord :story::story::story::story:

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Imagine if one day you decided you really love poo.

You tell your wife that you want to lick your children's diapers and butts clean with just your tongue. You tell your boss you want him to disable the flushing mechanism in all toilets at the company so you can have an open buffet to eat the piling poo out of the ceramic bowl. You tell your friends that they're bigots if they don't let you suck the skid marks out of their underwear. You demand everyone let you into women & children's bathrooms so that you can inhale their fecal matter.

You covertly petition your government to pass laws to compel your wife, colleagues, and friends to let you do these things - at the threat of arrest.

All of this just so you can masturbate.

"I'M tiRed of bEING TREaTeD liKe a FreAK aNd A pROBlEM"
 
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young chestnut said:
This might be late but the baby shower thing reminded me of it:

"AITA for not letting my “sister” join my fiancée’s bridal party?"
renderTimingPixel.png

My fiancée and I are getting married at the end of February, after over a year of planning. I had asked my then-brother to be one of my groomsmen when we first got engaged, and he had been on board with it this entire time.
However over the weekend (less than a month before the wedding) he “came out” to the family as transsexual. My fiancée was there at the time and was supportive, however he almost immediately brought up that he would like to “come out” to the rest of the family via our wedding, and would instead like to be one of her bridesmaids.
My fiancée was obviously uncomfortable about this, pointing out the obvious time constraint, and how plans had already been made for the bridal party. Turns out, he had already ordered a very similar dress to the ones her bridesmaids are wearing from online, before even asking us.
Fiancée asked to speak with me alone and admitted she wasn’t comfortable with him as a bridesmaid. The rest of the group are her friends and sister, who she trusts to help her get dressed and made up for the ceremony, she doesn’t know my brother very well, definitely not well enough to want him helping to hold up her dress while she pees. I agreed with her.
I explained to him that the bridal party is just for my fiancée’s friends and family, but that he was still welcome to be a groomsman. He did protest that he thought it would be good “bonding time” for him and my fiancée, but agreed, as long as he could wear the dress.
And this is where I might be the asshole but I vetoed that too. I know if he wears a dress, instead of the suit we’ve already paid for, it’s at best going to completely distract from the wedding, and at worst start fights among the relatives, we don’t come from the most tolerant family.
I basically gave him an ultimatum to wear the suit he agreed to months ago, or not be a part of the ceremony. Our parents think I’m being too harsh, and that this is a chance to “show my support” but I refuse to do that at the cost of my and my fiancée’s wedding.
Am I the asshole?

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Troons always pull this crap. Weddings are the couple's day, so anything that shifts the focus from them is, in fact, rude. List of things not to do at someone else's wedding:
  • Announce a pregnancy
  • Propose to your S/O
  • Bring one of their exes as a date
  • Show up in a knockoff bridesmaid dress as a means of "coming out" as twans
Luckily the top few posts say he's NTA on account of what I just mentioned. However, most of the other responses are saying ESH (everyone sucks here.) Some of those posts even target the wife, saying that she's an asshole for not allowing a man she barely knows to watch her get dressed. They're asshurt that OP is "misgendering" his brother and accuse him of being a troll, even though there are tons of posts by troons in troon subs about "coming out" at weddings.
 
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Puberty happens whether you like it or not. If puberty blockers were completely safe, why are stunted growth and sterility so common in kids that take puberty blockers?
 
Gizmoduck said:
Imagine if one day you decided you really love poo.

You tell your wife that you want to lick your children's diapers and butts clean with just your tongue. You tell your boss you want him to disable the flushing mechanism in all toilets at the company so you can have an open buffet to eat the piling poo out of the ceramic bowl. You tell your friends that they're bigots if they don't let you suck the skid marks out of their underwear. You demand everyone let you into women & children's bathrooms so that you can inhale their fecal matter.

You covertly petition your government to pass laws to compel your wife, colleagues, and friends to let you do these things - at the threat of arrest.

All of this just so you can masturbate.

"I'M tiRed of bEING TREaTeD liKe a FreAK aNd A pROBlEM"
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If you started a twitter account for this in six months people would be coming out as #FecalPride
 
TaimuRadiu said:
People acting like assholes deliberately baiting mentally ill individuals absolutely exist
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And are based.

Icasaracht said:
It’s been my experience that only shit doctors ever have to invoke their “honorifics” when someone is being an asshole to them. Especially when said asshole-ness is brought forth with good reason.
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Cops have a very low threshold for when they're allowed to ask for identification, or at least ask you to explain who you are and what you're doing wherever you are. Even in the few cases where they have no legal right to ask for it, you can end up arrested because of your quixotic bullshit, and enjoy spending thousands to fight over nonsense in court instead of just saying "Yeah I'm John Jones" or whatever.
 
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