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[Henry Bemis]

19 pages and no chu sex? Let's fix that.

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(Obv. very NSFW.)

Is he referencing Wicked? It'd only be appropriate that he'd unintentionally use the ultimate grrl power song in what's supposed to be a heterosexual setting.

 

[Fialovy]

What is up with that Urethra cam?

 

[CatParty]

Rosechu gains like 50lbs in the second panel.

So not only do her nipples erect to grotesque proportions, she inflates as the skin around her mouth tears away to reveal no front teeth.

 

[Male]

"Defy your gravity" wut?

 

[Henry Bemis]

"Defy your gravity" wut?

Sadly, you will have to read Sonichu 8 to fully comprehend this particular idiocy. Suffice to say, it is the most disturbingly thorough (yet still stupid) theory as to how naked cartoon characters have no visible dingle-dangles.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I've never owned a penis and I still cringe at the unintentional vagina-dentata frames of that urethra-cam. (Also why are all her teeth apparently molars when hedgehogs are insectivores, rrrr.) And that sexy, sexy uvula. And how are the corners of her mouth smiling when the middle part is open? Wtf abounds.

 

[random_pickle]

Well, that was anti-climatic

 

[snowkitten91]

The TRUE and HONEST Cherokees would find this page (and the rest of issue #2) extremely offensive.

 

[CatParty]

i think this is the thread for this (seeing as he eventually dominated the comic as the main character). but i came across this:

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did he draw her with no underwear and her skirt flying up?

 

[pickleniggo]

^i don't know, but why is sailor megtune purple?

 

[CatParty]

and by the outline of his heart beating through the shirt, his lipitor isn't working that well.

 

[Bugaboo]

^i don't know, but why is sailor megtune purple?

She's choking to death and all Chris can do is stare with a stupid look on his face

 

[Varis]

did he draw her with no underwear and her skirt flying up?

Yes. And the medallion is staring too. :?

 

[BigBoss]

19 pages and no chu sex? Let's fix that.

Spoiler

(Obv. very NSFW.)

I don't know which kills me more, the cock camera or the sudden changes in Rosechu's body mass. Are those lines in the last panel not supposed to be ribs? Because she looks anorectic.

Also, is Sonichu's black? :?

Everything about this is just killing me inside.

From Rosechu's inflation which reminds me a lot of Tom Preston, to Sonichu's black , to the first-person wiener camera... it's all so wrong.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

In the name of GodBear Jesus... Those proportions...

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, and those speech bubbles are hard to read!

 

[Rio]

Also, those salami slices on his cheeks that I'm pretty sure are meant to be blush marks.

 

[CatParty]

Also, those salamis on his cheeks that I'm pretty sure are meant to be blush marks.

or foreshadowing of the fate of irl chris's face.

 

[Metal Sink]

In the name of GodBear Jesus... Those proportions...

 

[Mama Luigi]

In the name of GodBear Jesus... Those proportions...

I just noticed he put the inflator in reverse for Sarah's torso. I assume he's going for the "hourglass" look, but that's just hideous.