What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

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When I was a kid and minecraft was big, I joined some shitty server where I was the first and presumably only person to discover that everybody had the ban permission and they couldn't figure out how to fix it. So I banned everyone, including the mods. They had to get the server owner to ban me.
 
I got banned from some fan forum for "using xat against them"
Spoiler: all i did was fuck around and laugh with a couple friends
 
I got banned from a popular e-shopping site for a lucrative scheme that involved many thousands of dollars, gassing degenerates, the US military, and the continent of Antarctica. It was the most lucrative scheme of mine to date, and the most fun.

I mean, who else gets to say they were banned for gassing degenerates on the continent of Antartica irl.

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I got permanently banned from 4chan because I got too many (40+) temp bans. They were almost exclusively "posting in a roll thread" or "racism outside of /b/."
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I fucking hate the shit eating cock sitting nigger mods on 4chan, especially on /tv/. Yesterday they let a cunny thread last until it hit the reply limit, but if you post one fucking Alita meme you get canned.

/b/ is shit since it turned into porn. /pol/ is shit since it became popular. /tv/ Is shit. /diy/ is shit. /sci/ is shit. /g/ is shit. The only fucking good board is /k/















Null personally banned me from posting on profile pages after I drew a slightly NSFW picture involving the awoo girl.

I am banned from paypal and ebay
 
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I got banned from /pol/ countless times for derailing threads and starting troll threads, /int/ a few times for the same reason, my main got banned from myanimelist cuz i was in a organized troll group, and from a sailor moon forum when i was about 12 for making a mean oc and getting the forum owner mad
 
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I have a reddit account for snooping and a couple of niche subs that I read on rainy days. I made a meme I thought was good and submitted it to a meme sub a few months ago and got a temp ban for it. The incredibly vague reason why a mod banned me didn't correlate to any of the sub's listed rules. I haven't been back since.

I got banned form a chat on a YouTube livestream for not respecting someone's pronouns. I don't remember what stream it was for some reason.

I got temp banned from a political YouTube stream for pointing out the reason why the YTer's main mod got kicked out in favor of another YTer in the chat was because the streaming YTer was thirsty for the other YTer. Main YTer hosting the stream was Anthony Brian Logan, the mod's name started with an A, and the YTer ABL was thirsty for (as I and many others thought) was Tree of Life.

One of my snoop twitter accounts was suspended because I referred to Onision's wife as a she and used her "deadname" (she LARPs as a uwu smol boi).

Also I was a mod for a stream last summer and the other mods were genderspecials. I don't remember how the chat got off on the topic of 60+ gender identities but a sweet summer child asked what demisexual was (I think). Anyone who responded with "a fantasy" or "there's only two genders and like 3 sexualities" got banned by the mods, who announced anyone with wrongthink would be banned in the name of positivity. After the dust settled I, the main mod, gave my definition of demisexual and gave my 2 cents about genderspecials. It was great because they couldn't do anything to me. Streamer later DM'd me and said they freaked out to him about my being a mod and he told them to eat it.
 
I once got banned from a group chat after telling someone who was new to politics and looking for advice in it to "be aware of political bias and always research multiple sources to come to your own conclusions!" Guess that was the wrong advice...
 
I was banned from a forum once for copy-pasting the Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia article and pingnaming everyone I knew to it. It wasn't worth a permaban... Until this one mod did some digging and found I had expressed... Right leaning opinions!! (gasp). It hit me pretty hard, all my internet friends were on there, but I got over it in two weeks.
 
Back when I was like 10 I got permabanned from a minecraft classic server for using ALL CAPS in the chat; I was trying to get the admin’s attention because there was a griefing player that had been wreaking havoc for the past 15 minutes and had finally gotten around to destroying the shitty brick house I was building at the time.
 
Elysian said:
Back when I was like 10 I got permabanned from a minecraft classic server for using ALL CAPS in the chat; I was trying to get the admin’s attention because there was a griefing player that had been wreaking havoc for the past 15 minutes and had finally gotten around to destroying the shitty brick house I was building at the time.
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Was it a Christian server, by any chance?
 
FuckedUp said:
Was it a Christian server, by any chance?
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:story:I’m not sure, I just picked it out of the server list randomly back in the day. Maybe the admin was just such a huge sperg it gave him sensory issues merely to read text that’s meant to be READ LIKE YELLING idk
 
Elysian said:
Back when I was like 10 I got permabanned from a minecraft classic server for using ALL CAPS in the chat; I was trying to get the admin’s attention because there was a griefing player that had been wreaking havoc for the past 15 minutes and had finally gotten around to destroying the shitty brick house I was building at the time.
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Would make a perfect greentext
 
I got banned from a forum I was a mod on because I called out site admin for banning users for stuff they did off-site, all of which was entirely harmless and the other staffers just didn't like their opinions.
 
I got banned on FB for 30 days for posting this horrid nudity.

I am currently banned for commenting "What a bitch" with the second lovely image.
 

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I was banned from a parenting forum for defending someone who was getting a verbal beating for feeding their baby before the recommended weaning date....... at the direction of their own Doctor.

There was so much fucking drama in that forum. It has shut down now, but putting new mothers in an echo chamber together is an interesting experiment....
 
I was banned from some other board a couple of years ago for a combination of wrongthink and mod sass. I pointed out that the Democrats were acting like the Birthers, and they needed to calm down before they turned moderate voters away. I was then banned for a month for 'trolling' and when I appealed, the admin claimed I was a part of some right-wing conspiracy involving a former moderator I had never heard of. He refused to take my word that I had no idea what he was talking about, and so I said 'lol, okay' and changed my avatar to an illuminati symbol.

Got permabanned for it.
 
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