Angola: Mother on Deathbed says 12-Year-Old Son is Offspring of Human-Chimpanzee Love Affair - OP falls for fake story.

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What is the boy?

  • Chimp

    Votes: 8 8.9%

  • N-word

    Votes: 35 38.9%

  • El Goblino

    Votes: 47 52.2%
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It's bullshit but I believe it.

Pretty easy to test anyway. If he is a hybrid he will be sterile. So jerk him off into a cup and see if his boys can swim.
 
FunPosting101 said:
Also, "sign from god", "national treasure"?
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GethN7 said:
Couldn't have put it better myself. Who in their right mind is proud of something that sounds like unironic National Enquirer shlock and takes it utterly seriously?
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I think they could be saying this for the sake of the kid who is probably feeling like shit right now.
 
Human+aboriginal - "aboman" hybrids are pretty common in Australia, so I see no reason why human+chimp - "humanzee" wouldn't work.
 
I swear we'd just be better off pretending that Africa doesn't exist until things like this stop. If they're not trying to murder albinos for magic body parts they're trying to burn witches, or they're having a good ole' genocide, and hey fuck it - now we're fucking chimpanzees!

What a fucking strange Continent.
 
It reminds me of the story of a Chinese woman that gave birth to a deformed child and out of shame claimed she was raped by a Yeren (Chinese Bigfoot/Yeti).
 
worldnewsdailyreport.com is a fake website. How has no one pointed this out yet?

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“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.
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#BlackGirlsFuckChimps
 
I want this kid's blood drawn just in case because he looks all kinds of fucked up but yeah a human-chimp mule/liger/whatever equivalent is probably impossible.

Ubiquitous said:
why would you even do that tango? Chimps can rip you to pieces.
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Maybe that's why. If a chimp signs at me to bend over I'm not gonna take my chances in a fist fight.

EDIT: The story is fake but this probably really does happen and I'm legit curious if there's a small chance of offspring being produced. For a friend. haha.
 
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I feel second-hand embarrassment for everyone connected to this article.
 
Beautiful Border said:
worldnewsdailyreport.com is a fake website. How has no one pointed this out yet?

World News Daily Report - Wikipedia

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"World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. It is run by Canadians Janick Murray-Hall and Olivier Legault and follows the old-school Tabloid-styled faux-journalism of its predecessors, such as the Weekly World News. Snopes.com reports that the website perpetrates hoaxes and rumors to prey on credulous readers. The website combines religious and scientific fakery, political conspiracy theories, and "the occasional seed of truth" to create its false reports."
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A spokesperson from the Parc national de Cameia commented the news by saying that they sincerely regret the loss of Anita Dembo but also condoned “any inappropriate or sexual acts with any animals in the park.”
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They aren't even good at English, this should be "condemned".
 
Great. As if being that ugly wasn't bad enough, the boy now also has to deal with the knowledge that his mom banged an actual fucking chimpanzee. And everyone knowing about it.
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“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.
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WHAT
Suddenly the theory that the world got blessed with HIV thanks to nogs fucking monkeys doesn't seem so far-fetched anymore. :stress:
 
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Well shit here we go..... 20161111203532.jpg ...roach people.
 
Gotta press X on that. I've worked with disabled people and seen some crazy stuff. If the kid was white he would just be a regular tard. Yeah this ain't true.
 
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