Incoming typical Strine sperg:
Consider that The DAILY Chantal hasn't uploaded in two weeks because of literally nothing except an upcoming fumigation that Bibi will do all the cleaning for anyway. She doesn't clean: she can't even bend over. The house probably wouldn't require fumigation in the first place if she wasn't a slovenly shit who buys mountains of food every time she commences a new diet and then never eats any of it (while millions starve).
I don't think she lives above her means, per se. She cadges money from Bibi, Grams, and probably her dingbat mother too (they just fork it over, because she's a loser charity case who lives in her sister's shadow). She then blows this money on what amounts to tchachkes and props for her diets she's never going to go on — juicer, air fryer, a mountain of unripe fruit. She doesn't have buyer's remorse, because it's not her money, and she views other people either as adversaries or as means to an end. Now, we already know all of this. But I also think she very stupidly believes that blowing (someone else's) money on shiny garbage, like the air fryer, creates the impression that she's wealthy and successful and can afford to be frivolous with money. She's much too stupid to realise that it's plain to everybody she gets the money from other people; she has no earning power except through prostitution, which is effectively what she does already. Similar to her aggressive delusions about being attractive to men, I speculate this is a fantasy she cultivates for the integrity of her self-worth, and nobody's fooled by it any more than they're fooled into thinking men want her.
She's definitely been doing more of this flash-the-cash thing lately, as well as that forehead-slap-ludicrous comment she made about her "career" the other day. We can only speculate on what drove her in this direction. Just like her other little fantasies though, I'm sure she'll come down like ten tonnes of shit on anybody who dares to say the emperor is naked. Maybe it's because she's gaining weight so dramatically; in that IG selfie the other day she looked enormous, and you know that was the most flattering shot she got out of dozens, and cropped/filtered besides.
She seems to be trying to adopt the Trisha Paytas "look at my grotesque wealth" shtick, in lieu of (or in conjunction with) her long-established fictional-diet-of-the-week skinny legend one. She's seemingly got it in her eggplant head that that's a viable alternative to achieving online influencer fame vis-à-vis her primary strategy of being a weight loss beauty guru who doesn't lose weight and isn't beautiful, which for some reason hasn't yielded any fruit (apart from the mouldering pile of fruit attracting vermin to her apartment, of course). I'm now as interested in a candid report of her finances as I am in a candid report of her weight. This money is coming from one or more undisclosed places. Cherchez le paypig?
Of course, I must also acknowledge that this is an auxiliary component of her weight loss fantasy modus. Why just announce a new diet you don't intend to go on when you can extort elderly relatives for their money and spend hundreds of dollars on set pieces for the diet? That gives her WAY more endorphins than just nattering on camera and fantasising about climbing Mount Jamaica in a size 0 bikini (I think her fantasies are running together a little in my memories). It's all about theatre with Chantal, theatre of the mind; "performative weight loss", if you will. I consider her 100% culpable for her actions, but really, it's remarkable how gravely dysfunctional a psyche her family managed to produce in a child who had what was really a quite average childhood. I've said it before, but for all her faults, Amber had a truly bad childhood by anybody's standards, and despite being even heavier than FB and at a younger age, she's far more self-aware and lucid, and, frankly, much less of a cunt. I feel pity for Amber that I couldn't feel for Chinny.
Now, we can only wait through the who-gives-a-fuck cat pictures and dotty community posting until she actually uploads something. I don't think she fits in that jacket from last year with the collar that she stuffed a few of her chins into, so it remains to be seen exactly how she will present herself with her forgone-conclusion weight gain. Come on Chinny, you have to pay the piper.
P.S. I'd like to formally issue an apology. When Chantal bought that air fryer, I remarked very promptly that she'd never use it because the meat it produces tastes too lean. I was wrong, and I'm sorry. The truth is that she'd never use it even once, and so has no idea how the meat tastes, because she got Arby's that night instead. Forgive me, gorls.
