🌟 Internet Famous Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

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Diabeetus said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fg5blYXln_k
Tea Clips provided a snippet of the new TDS episode, where he sums up all the drama surrounding him, Hazencruz, and all those people. I'm listening to it right now.
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Wow, Shaun really likes to suck Dick off.
Everything out of his mouth in that clip was either a "You're right Dick!" or repeating what Dick said in more detail.

It's annoying and pathetic.

Maybe this is the beginning of the Maddoxification of Dick.
 
I mean, it's not like Sean tends to agree with someone he's been friends with for years. That would be preposterous.


I agree that Dick is more interesting when he gets pushback, but I don't blame Sean for that. He's an audio engineer who happens to have known an internet famewhore since high school.

Now, if a famewhore like Maddox or Asterios or Vito came on the show and agreed to most things Dick said while watching audio equipment, then yeah, I'd say he was "sucking Dick off."

Sean isn't there because he wants to be a co-host. He has a sweet side gig helping his buddy out with his little podcast thing and gets paid decently for it.

All the blame for Dick not having a good foil rests at Dick's feet. Sean is as he does.
 
Jack Awful said:
Wow, Shaun really likes to suck Dick off.
Everything out of his mouth in that clip was either a "You're right Dick!" or repeating what Dick said in more detail.

It's annoying and pathetic.

Maybe this is the beginning of the Maddoxification of Dick.
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To be fair Sean isn't actually getting involved in the drama or reading the comments to my knowledge, so his only source of information is Dick.
 
Also, to be fair, @Had *did* come off like a tremendous faggot, both here and on the show.

So all Sean has to work on is "oh, that faggot from a week ago is still talking shit? :informative: "


Anyway, aside from dickriding Sean, I agree that Dick is exhibiting lolcow behavior. "The haters! They're talking shiiiiiiiit!"

Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? It was more understandable with Asterios, since they actually knew each other, but what the fuck do you care if some internet dipshit says shitty things about a friend of yours? Down that road lies halal.
 
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Ped Xing said:
Also, to be fair, @Had *did* come off like a tremendous faggot, both here and on the show.

So all Sean has to work on is "oh, that faggot from a week ago is still talking shit? :informative: "


Anyway, aside from dickriding Sean, I agree that Dick is exhibiting lolcow behavior. "The haters! They're talking shiiiiiiiit!"

Who gives a shit who gives a fuck? It was more understandable with Asterios, since they actually knew each other, but what the fuck do you care if some internet dipshit says shitty things about a friend of yours? Down that road lies halal.
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I don't think @Had came off that bad. Had was faggy sure, but contrasted with dicks sperging and defending m'ladies honor it was neutral in my book. And his doubling down with mint makes him look worse had he ignored it no one would have gave a shit.
Next week he'll probably start copping an annoying voice for mocking his fans, I wonder what his version of madcucks will sound like? 🤔
 
They both came off like fags, and Dick asking Had to come on rather than the other way around does tip the scales.


Dick bringing Had up again is what is really lolcow-adjacent, though.

Dick, either come into the light or do down the rabbit hole. Stop teasing us.

Hey, you know what? If you get a thread, I'll be your patreoni again. Make the right decision.
 
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Since we know he reads this thread, I'm really looking forward to his future rage about lolcows, how the word is misused, and how there's nothing inherently wrong with being one
 
ApatheticViewer said:
Guys I haven't listened to the Dick Show in months. Can you sum up the drama I'm too lazy to scroll back thru 20 pages.

He's fucking some girl who lives with her parents or something? TF is Mint?
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Dick has a private Discord server for his patreonis, and MintSalad is a 19 year old literally who that drew some of the episode thumbnails, and called in on episode 188 talking about her parents giving her shit, threatening to take her car away and cancel her health insurance, etc. Personal problems, whatever. She also paid some guy named Riley to have sex with her, and... that's about it, as far as I know. Dick's been a weirdly hot penis about the whole situation, and on the most recent episode, he talked about the entire community just being jealous of Riley for that. I really couldn't give a flying fuck about these people, but out of nowhere they're somehow a hot button subject for the show. There's also a guy who signed up here, @Had, who on 188 was saying "dick don't get involved in mint's family matters" and Dick plucked him out of the Discord chat to argue with him.

This whole situation has somehow been a schizm throughout the community, largely due to how weird Dick's been acting. Someone else could probably explain it better than I could, I listen to every single episode every week all the way through and I still don't have a clue why any of these people matter.
 
Dick is mad because it turns out 80s girl has been a realdoll all along. That's why she never speaks on the show.
 
It could be a kink thing. This, uh, friend of mine knew a girl who liked it when you left five or ten on her bedstand and called her a cheap whore. I read about that somewhere.
 
Is the thirst for teen strange really that strong when you're a man in your 40's?

Or is 80's Girl looking like 80 Years Old Girl now?

edit: this thread should just be a Maddox/Dick megathread at this point since the former is cucked out of his own thread.
 
Pissmaster General said:
Dick has a private Discord server for his patreonis, and MintSalad is a 19 year old literally who that drew some of the episode thumbnails, and called in on episode 188 talking about her parents giving her shit, threatening to take her car away and cancel her health insurance, etc. Personal problems, whatever. She also paid some guy named Riley to have sex with her, and... that's about it, as far as I know. Dick's been a weirdly hot penis about the whole situation, and on the most recent episode, he talked about the entire community just being jealous of Riley for that. I really couldn't give a flying fuck about these people, but out of nowhere they're somehow a hot button subject for the show. There's also a guy who signed up here, @Had, who on 188 was saying "dick don't get involved in mint's family matters" and Dick plucked him out of the Discord chat to argue with him.

This whole situation has somehow been a schizm throughout the community, largely due to how weird Dick's been acting. Someone else could probably explain it better than I could, I listen to every single episode every week all the way through and I still don't have a clue why any of these people matter.
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Isn't Dick super into 3 ways with him, 80s girl, and whatever women are down?

Could explain his behavior towards MintSalad.
 
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