🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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How about “ticcing, infected, 400+ pound hamplanet with a fecal fetish”. I think that implies pretty well that she’s filthy. :).
 
Farm Boy said:
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Ahhh so the juicing thing is yet another response to something she saw on Netflix, who is surprised lol. Shitty picture quality is from her instagram post btw, again... not surprising.
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Of course she'd fall for this crappy "documentary", but we all know she's just going to drink extremely sugared up drinks with her giant dishes. Don't be mean, she's not on a journey anymore!
 
The dumbest thing she does, one of the many dumb things she does, is that she lives under the impression that the token healthy item in her daily menu will offset the other shit she eats.
So what if she scarfed down an entire Mcd's meal for 10? She'll have a fruit juice after that and her body will forgive her.
So what if she eats poo-tsine at 3 AM in her car? She'll have some healthy guac on top of some rye bread (along with the obligatory insta post) and the poo-tsine will magically disappear from her intestines and arteries.
But those pesky lbees just won't let up, will they?
No matter, she'll keep trying. Her journey is not black and white, goyyys, know what I mean?
 
sentfrommyiphone said:
Of course she'd fall for this crappy "documentary", but we all know she's just going to drink extremely sugared up drinks with her giant dishes. Don't be mean, she's not on a journey anymore!
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Oh, she is on a journey all right. She is fully on board that gravy train, hurtling to the land of bedbound behemoths.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Correct me but isn't she still "bathing" herself with wet wipes at this point, she's not actually showering or bathing, since November? I don't know why calling her filthy is such a stretch, honestly.
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Im sure she smells like a homeless hobo right about now. But not too homeless!
 
Strine said:
Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!


ETA: we have a spiritual successor to the air fryer; the juicer! It also looks like "trust and believe", a meme she's parroting about six years after it was relevant, is her new catchphrase, despite nothing she says being either trustworthy nor believable.
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And there's the very, very, very bad decision I had mentioned that is part of her comeback. I'm pretty sure her dietitian therapist doctor who keeps or tried to put Chantal on a portion-controlled medium to low carb diet has approved this. <sarcasm> As others said, if she's focused on fruit and is a pre-diabetic, this is a horrible idea.

ETA: I think it's funny that to this point people can predict her so well. in this instance, the only thing missing is a video which will come but we have the primary components:

1. "Not feeling well guys" after a major chimp out involving community shit posts, this time "dizziness"
2. "I need to recover, taking time off" absence period (can be a few hours or a few weeks)
3. A peekaboo announcement/teaser in full Ursula makeup & "rebranding"
4. A Peekaboo announcement/teaser into new eating lifestyle

I'm willing to bet if she does a video this week the lecture will be "OMG Goyz - so I watched this documentary about juicing.. and juicing is insert-bullshit-condescending-narrative-of-debunked-bullshit-of-next-eating-lifestyle-that-is-anything-but-healthy-normal-sustainable-eating-in-sing-song-voice along with a "the direction I'm going to take the channel" with her usual impulsive and never executed schedule of video themes.
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
And there's the very, very, very bad decision I had mentioned that is part of her comeback. I'm pretty sure her dietitian therapist doctor who keeps or tried to put Chantal on a portion controlled medium to low carb diet has approved this. As others said, if she's focused on fruit and is a pre-diabetic, this is a horrible idea.
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But hey, fructose is totally different than sugar! I think she actually said that during her last juice fast...
 
Pout*s*ine said:
The dumbest thing she does, one of the many dumb things she does, is that she lives under the impression that the token healthy item in her daily menu will offset the other shit she eats.
So what if she scarfed down an entire Mcd's meal for 10? She'll have a fruit juice after that and her body will forgive her.
So what if she eats poo-tsine at 3 AM in her car? She'll have some healthy guac on top of some rye bread (along with the obligatory insta post) and the poo-tsine will magically disappear from her intestines and arteries.
But those pesky lbees just won't let up, will they?
No matter, she'll keep trying. Her journey is not black and white, goyyys, know what I mean?
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Truly. It reminds me of what the SlaTONs said in their TLC show about drinking diet soda. It will cancel out the sugar when they drink regular or eat sugary food. Maw Slaton told 'em that. The nutritionist's expression was priceless. Other deathfats also seem to live with this delusion as well. Adding spinach leaf to a footlong dripping with mayo and cheese doesn't make it healthy. It just adds a splash of color amongst the sepia colored slop. Chinny is just going to unwittingly add another 2000 calories in pure fructose to her diet every day and wonder why the scale is going up instead of down. Like all of her other verkackte diets (the rotten grape juice extravaganza, veganism, ghost diet etc...) I give this 2 weeks at most.

ETA- I wonder if she thinks gravy is a form of juice? Animal drippings and fat seems like the only juice she can really commit to.
 
So the juicer has made a comeback i see. She will use it for a day until she realizes how much work it is to clean and just put it back in her cabinet to collect dust.

I would love to be a roach on the wall to see Chantal go crazy after the sugar spike hits as her diabetes cripples her. Going mad with thirst and hunger while sapping her of the little energy she has. Those delivery guys better be ready as she will be ordering more than usual to soothe herself.
 
Queen of Moderation said:
Truly. It reminds me of what the SlaTONs said in their TLC show about drinking diet soda. It will cancel out the sugar when they drink regular or eat sugary food. Maw Slaton told 'em that. The nutritionist's expression was priceless. Other deathfats also seem to live with this delusion as well. Adding spinach leaf to a footlong dripping with mayo and cheese doesn't make it healthy. It just adds a splash of color amongst the sepia colored slop. Chinny is just going to unwittingly add another 2000 calories in pure fructose to her diet every day and wonder why the scale is going up instead of down. Like all of her other verkackte diets (the rotten grape juice extravaganza, veganism, ghost diet etc...) I give this 2 weeks at most.

ETA- I wonder if she thinks gravy is a form of juice? Animal drippings and fat seems like the only juice she can really commit to.
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Yep.
In the same category and one of my favorites: "I need to eat to survive, goyze!"
She and ALR say that shit a lot.
Yeah, gorls, you do need to eat, just not 5000 calories a day. Also, you can survive with 1200 calories a day, Chinny. Trust and believe.
Dumbasses.
 
Isn't juicing a ridiculously expensive endeavor, considering the large amount of produce you need for the tiniest amount of juice? And she proposes this will be the mainstay of her diet?

Well thought out, as always Jabba.
 
DelicateMageflower said:
Isn't juicing a ridiculously expensive endeavor, considering the large amount of produce you need for the tiniest amount of juice? And she proposes this will be the mainstay of her diet?

Well thought out, as always Jabba.
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Along those same lines, she chooses the dead of winter in northern Ontario to suddenly engage fruit, when absolutely nothing is in season or ripe. She made the same mistake last year (retardos never learn; that's how you know they are retardos), when she bought a ton of grapes for her grape elixir only to discover they were sour and half-rotten. After a lot of big talk, the Grape Fast failed as soon as she actually took a swig of the foul juice (in one of 2019's greatest moments)
 
Dutch Courage said:
Along those same lines, she chooses the dead of winter in northern Ontario to suddenly engage fruit, when absolutely nothing is in season or ripe. She made the same mistake last year (retardos never learn; that's how you know they are retardos), when she bought a ton of grapes for her grape elixir only to discover they were sour and half-rotten. After a lot of big talk, the Grape Fast failed as soon as she actually took a swig of the foul juice (in one of 2019's greatest moments)
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Along the same lines, April of last year: " I got up and was so cold and hungry and I looked at all this unripened fruit and I wanted to cry...so I just ordered souvlaki. I'm gonna just do it behind the scenes, ya know?"
Chantal is living an eternal groundhog year.
 
my god, 2 boxes of oranges. Even families with 3 kids do not buy so much.
Why don’t just eat fruits? Making them into a juice won’t give them any other health benefit.
 
I can’t fathom being dumb enough to casually blow hundreds of dollars on kitchen gizmos based on a Netflix documentary. You expect this sort of dumbassery from rich stay-at-home wives who have never had to work for anything. Chantal is poor, though.
 
YourMommasBackstory said:
my god, 2 boxes of oranges. Even families with 3 kids do not buy so much.
Why don’t just eat fruits? Making them into a juice won’t give them any other health benefit.
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Because she has to use up her $65 tub of organic vegan meal replacement powder. It's a good product, but of course she can't just mix it with a non-dairy milk. Oh, and because she watched a Netflix documentary on juicing so there's that. She probably, as Dr Now would say "needz to lose tirty pound in a munt". Though mind you Dr. Now also 'prescribes' a 1200 calorie per day, no snacks, high protein low carb diet.
 
Captain Ahab said:
I can’t fathom being dumb enough to casually blow hundreds of dollars on kitchen gizmos based on a Netflix documentary. You expect this sort of dumbassery from rich stay-at-home wives who have never had to work for anything. Chantal is poor, though.
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Chantal is technically poor as Grandma covers part of the costs and so does Bibi. She can also load up credit cards with virtually no consequences since she owns nothing of value for debt collectors. Even if she declares bankruptcy, she has no need for a credit score since she does nothing with her life other than consume. Lastly, she will be dead in a few years so might as well live this hedonistic "luxury" life while she still can.

Her enabling family better hope that she does not have too many debts when she croaks because they will be the one saddled with it and they actually have things to lose.
 
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