FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Mitsunari]

Troll confirmed. ayy

However, for a troll, he's still pretty lulzworthy. Don't ask me why, there's just something about the whole ruse that reeks of desperation and fail. It's a lolcow trying to impersonate a troll trying to impersonate a lolcow, y'know? And like Cosmos mentioned before, I don't think he'd getting anything out of this, while he's spending a lot of money and time and effort. So yeah, he's still an exceptional individual trying to get attention on the internet and that gives him lolcow status in my books.

 

[LordCustos3]

I just want to post about Goodra being female because I love her so much. Is it this hard to understand?

Yes. Because your devotion to an irrelevant fictional goo-monster is more intense than your devotion to a human being; and this level of devotion would be aberrant even if it were directed at a human being.

THIS....THIS is what you sound like....

You are behaving like a frothing psychopath in public....over Pokeymans.
"I'd like to repeat it because it sounds vaguely important:"
You are behaving like a frothing psychopath in public....over Pokeymans.

For your own mental health, you have to STAHP posting about Goodra.
Not just because everyone else is sick of hearing about it,
For YOUR own mental health, YOU have to STAHP posting about Goodra.

I know you think this crusade is "important".
You're wrong.
It isn't.
At all.
Not even slightly.

Nintendo could delete Goodra from its franchise, and its absence would barely even be noticed.
Nintendo could close their entire Pokeymans division tomorrow, cancel every Pokeymans project, and let the entire franchise fall out of print....and the world would not end.
None of this shit matters.
You aren't the glorious hero fighting a righteous battle against a conspiracy of twolls. You are an irritant making an embarrassing spectacle out of yourself over something utterly disposable and meaningless. Deal with it.

 

[Bugaboo]

This just happened on my blog

Spoiler: DELETE THIS BLOG NAOW

 

[Mitsunari]

It's funny because if you admit you're being trolled, you lose the game, you failure.

 

[Adamska]

You're still a joke Slugfucker. Your ruse is not innately entertaining to people, you've thrown thousands down a hole that you ain't getting back, and you're still acting exactly the sperg prior to this.

By the by, you still remain a pedophilic furfag who is into bestiality, inflation, and guro.

 

[Mitsunari]

The tryhard is intensifying. He's so obviously trying to troll now, but he's obviously too emotionally invested in this ruse to get any fun out of it. He has become the lolcow he tried to pose as.

Edit: Oh, Slugfucker, dear, I do think you're a troll. However, I think you're a really bad one, and I'll continue having fun at the expense of your autistic ruse.

 

[LordCustos3]

Nobody believes me anymore, and now I really do feel like committing suicide.

For the real you to survive, the false you must die.
Denounce the false Goodra demon. Denounce it publically. Free yourself from its malefic influence, and become a fully functioning adult in the real world.

Female Goodra is my life, and without her I would’ve died long ago.

No. Wrong. A third-rate imaginary cartoon animal from a second-rate video game franchise (for babies and 'tards) is not worth either living or dying for.

All these trolls, they’ve killed her off. I cannot talk about her anymore and make fun of gender confused Goodra without being taken seriously. These trolls have destroyed who I am entirely.

Again: For the real you to survive, the false you must die.
This persona is a millstone around your neck. Cast it aside and liberate yourself.

I can’t even go back to work, and I will get fired eventually.

That is not our fault.
That is Goodras fault; and your own.
If you can't stand your current job, then clean up your act so you can get a better one.
Also, "Goodra Cheerleader" isn't a real job.

I wish… I just wish I could go back in time during the tumblr raid to avoid “the farms are tracking you”.

Time to stop living in the past. The past is over. Now it is time to put away childish things and grow up.

I regret ever talking to Cosmos. I really do.

Cosmos is your life presever, she is your "come-to-Jesus-moment".
She might be the best thing that ever happened to you.
It is not a coincidence that a revelation is sometimes called "a message from the Cosmos"
Embrace your true destiny like a hero, instead of skulking in the dark like a dribbling buffoon.

Cast aside the false eidelon of Poke'tardism.
It is nothing but a lie and a trap.

 

[Overchek]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

 

[Bugaboo]

Dude's been sending me asks on tumblr basically telling me to take down my blog or else he'll kill himself. I told him he needs to step away from the computer and get help.

 

[Mitsunari]

You know, everyone would leave you alone if you just sperged in the privacy of your own head instead of forcing your spergfaggotry on others, buddy. And no, I never thought you were a troll, I said it for the lulz. I honestly think you're a very troubled exceptional individual who needs a hell lotta help.

 

[Bugaboo]

Guys, I need everyone to report this post to tumblr for risk for self harm http://femalegoodra.tumblr.com/post/113184456984
Femalegoodra is clearly not right and I do think they will actually hurt themselves over a cartoon dragon
Like it's not a fucking joke, if it was anyone else on tumblr like Vade or whoever I'd think it was for attention but I really think this guy is at risk

 

[Bigguy28]

You broke him again. impressive. It's fine to get totally spergy over something you enjoy from time to time. But if you get to the point where you can't handle, or feel suicidal over, people not taking your headcanon seriously you need to get some help.

 

[LordCustos3]

I sound like a fucking autist. I need help.. Badly.
I am attached to a fucking video game character
I am obsessed with her gender ratio not being 100% female
I am willing to take my own life over her. She is a fictional character in a video game. Something that is not real at all
I am getting majorly depressed over it.

Self-awareness is a good thing. Admitting you have a problem is the first step in fixing it.

I am letting online internet trolls who I don’t even know dictate to who I am, and I am being emotionally scarred by them.

We aren't trolls. We are Christorians.
We don't dictate who you are. We merely document it.
If who you are now embarrasses you, it is up to you to change this.
You can be someone new and different and better. Right now you see this day as the bottom of a pit.
You might look back on this day as your salvation.

CwC may kill himself over Sonic’s arms.

Nah. He's too much of an arrogant fuck to "deprive the world of his genius".

When I’m alone, it’s Goodra.. It is only Goodra. She fuels me when I’m not out with others. I need her to survive alone.

Maybe it is time for you to rely on YOU.
Cast aside your crutch and walk into the sunlight of a new day.

 

[LordCustos3]

They’re pretty much telling me to do it at this point.

No. We have clearly and unambiguously been telling you to NOT do it.
If you do it, then the madness and the Goodra demon wins and everyone else loses.

That LordCustos guy, Gosh.. It’s like he’s just flat-out telling me to do it in a subliminal way.

Bullshit. I've been overtly telling you to fight your instincts and become a stronger person. I am telling you to fight your own inner demons so you can have a future.
Not as an irritating lolcow or a bullet-riddled corpse but as a fully functional human being.
I could not and cannot make this any clearer.

Being trolled to death and emotionally scarred to the point of clinical depression is “the sunlight of a new day”?

Google the phrase "Dark Night of the Soul" or "Hitting Bottom"
If you survive the next 10 minutes, you can survive the next couple hours.
If you survive the next couple hours, you can make it to end of the week.
If you can get past that, its a clear run to a natural demise at age 100.

What in the literal fuck is this sociopathic sadist on about?!

Google "Tough Love"
I am your wake up call.
I am that small still voice that tells you that you can live without the Goodra.

So live.

 

[BensonGumballz]

I really don't think this person is suicidal. They're just trying to get people off their back.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Guys, I need everyone to report this post to tumblr for risk for self harm http://femalegoodra.tumblr.com/post/113184456984
Femalegoodra is clearly not right and I do think they will actually hurt themselves over a cartoon dragon
Like it's not a fucking joke, if it was anyone else on tumblr like Vade or whoever I'd think it was for attention but I really think this guy is at risk

Everything he does is for attention, including this. He's a poor troll, nothing more.

 

[Adamska]

I really don't think this person is suicidal. They're just trying to get people off their back.

A wee bit too late for that methinks.

And I do generally agree with Custos on this; it's so much better to drop Goodra if this is doing this to you. It literally would be dropping the world's biggest weight away from your mind if you do this; doubly so if you just walked away. I know it's hard to walk away, but doing this is ultimately the best option available, since all that time doing what you can do can be used in other pursuits.

 

[LordCustos3]

This person lives in Bizarro World.
Everything I say is flipped 180 degrees.
I say "So Live" and they think this is encouragement....to kill themselves.
I offer a hand of friendship and it gets spat in.
No good deed goes unpunished, I guess.
I wash my hands of this imbicle.

 

[Mitsunari]

I really hope he/she gets off that blog and gets some real help.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Honestly, if they want to be this attached to a Pokemon's gender, that's fine. Its the whole "attack, insult and demean anyone who has male Goodra" that keeps me coming here. Talking about killing a person just because they use a male Goodra on their team, or going into extreme detail about how you mutilate and torture a someone's fanart character because theyre a male Goodra is taking it way too far.

If you're insulting, demeaning, and an asshole to people over something, you have to expect that some people will start insulting you back. You don't get a free pass because "its the internet".

Femalegoodra, I'll make you a deal. If you stop insulting male Goodras and stop reblogging people with male Goodras just to insult them, if you can talk about how you think Goodras should be all female without being a jerk or demeaning people that disagree, I will not only close the parody tumblr, but I'll stop posting in this thread as will.