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Well the rape thing sure made this dark. I just wanted to laugh at new agey nonsense, I think that kind of 'tism is extra lolcow-ish. Welp now I can't laugh.
 
He's also got a disturbing obsession with Emma Watson.
Imagine that, this weird fuck is dangerous.

( If someone can archive I'd appreciate it. )
 

















And the rabbit hole goes deeper. Obviously he blames it on being a horny man that can't control his desires. The blog of the victim goes into a bit more detail on this as well as Jordan as a person.


Rape confession and more information on it.
 
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Featured in the first half of this stream, coincidence this thread rebirths itself just after.
 
OK, putting aside this man is a rapist aside, his beliefs are utterly incoherent bullshit even by the standards of most bullshit artists.

I won't pretend more "accepted' beliefs like Christianity don't sound utterly insane without context, like it's founder telling people to eat his flesh and drink his blood just sounds bizarre and depraved until you realize it was a metaphorical statement in context, but this guy just sounds wacky even in context.

Hell, his beliefs sound even more deranged in context.
 
To be honest, his space jews thing would be absolutely hilarious if it was some kind of joke. Other than that it's just lol nope territory.
 
this clown really put on scrubs and waltzed into a hospital and recorded an ongoing surgery.
"my first observation was the incredible lack of crystals... only you can heal yourself"
you can't make this shit up.

also how the fuck do the Spirit Science videos get so many views?
 
this clown really put on scrubs and waltzed into a hospital and recorded an ongoing surgery.
"my first observation was the incredible lack of crystals... only you can heal yourself"
you can't make this shit up.

also how the fuck do the Spirit Science videos get so many views?
Because most new age woo woo bullshit tends to be pretty popular in certain circles.
 
Turns out he raped a girl.



He does address it in one of his more recent videos, although he doesn't really blame himself for it. It was his "toxic masculine and feminine energies" as well as his dad not being in his life and being bullied led to him raping some broad.

Well, this is what happens when a cult leader fails to get his harem of concubines and free lovers up and running
 
I stumbled across this guy on YT too.

This guy made the claim that people are stuck reincarnating on Earth for some reason, and we should "stick around" (keep reincarnating in this Current Year dystopia*) because "we'll want to see what happens."

*(Wouldn't a disembodied spirit have a better ability to see the world than someone stuck in mortality?)
 
"Oh look that funny space jews wacko that was an old Youtube skeptic punching bag has an active lolcow thread here. Let's see what he's up to. He couldn't have done anything super fucked up, right?"
 
Dead thread necroed by a confession of rape. This is disturbing.
this clown really put on scrubs and waltzed into a hospital and recorded an ongoing surgery.
"my first observation was the incredible lack of crystals... only you can heal yourself"
you can't make this shit up.

also how the fuck do the Spirit Science videos get so many views?
How the fuck did he not get caught?
 
Dead thread necroed by a confession of rape. This is disturbing.

How the fuck did he not get caught?
In the state of Oregon (which this happened in) coerced sex isn't rape. He admitted to this in one of his more recent videos. Technically, by law he's not a rapist. Sure, he coerced her into doing it but it's not rape by law.
 
OK, putting aside this man is a rapist aside, his beliefs are utterly incoherent bullshit even by the standards of most bullshit artists.

I won't pretend more "accepted' beliefs like Christianity don't sound utterly insane without context, like it's founder telling people to eat his flesh and drink his blood just sounds bizarre and depraved until you realize it was a metaphorical statement in context, but this guy just sounds wacky even in context.

Hell, his beliefs sound even more deranged in context.
I will not be surprised if he was "abused by a catholic family" which justifies his rape and retarded beliefs
 
It's a damn shame she got raped by a man who once said, and I quote, "The moon is a man made hollow object that we still don't know for what purpose".

Also, Jordan, if you find this thread. Which I doubt you will, but two things my mans.

1) fuck what you believe in
2) LOOK BEHIND YOU JORDAN THERE'S AN ALIEN.
 
Hey, I didn't see this mentioned in the thread so I wanted to mention that this guy used to be a big animator on Newgrounds before he went crazy.

His old Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanDtoons/featured

Newgrounds account which is still in use: https://riverjordan.newgrounds.com/movies

Oneyplays used to be his friend and mentions him being a psycho every once in a while, and they talked about him at roughly 13:55 in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKz1CbYcoMc

His old devpage (which is ironically now a Christian blog): https://web.archive.org/web/20110113072705/https://lifeinexile.net/

From what I've seen there's not much to gleam from his old stuff other than that he used to be an edgy atheist type like all the other Newgrounds guys were, but I find it kind of interesting how he went crazy so suddenly. Maybe he developed schizophrenia, he seems like he was about the right age for it. Maybe he doesn't believe any of the shit he spews and just wants to run a cult so he can rape people without consequences.
 
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