🌟 Internet Famous Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

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Who is the most "specially gifted" member of the gang?

  • Jared

    Votes: 1,128 36.8%

  • PBG

    Votes: 620 20.2%

  • Holly

    Votes: 754 24.6%

  • Heidi

    Votes: 478 15.6%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,390 45.3%

  • Ross

    Votes: 165 5.4%

  • Nulyu

    Votes: 52 1.7%
  • Total voters
    3,067
Jaded Optimist said:
I didnt see this picture posted here yet. It was from a recent charity event.
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I know they were trying to be funny but it's just awkward and cringy. They both look haggard as hell.

Apparently in a recent livestream together, Jared was obviously annoyed with Holly. Bets on if he's cheating already?
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Did he ever match outfits this closely with Heidi for things like this?
 
Jaded Optimist said:
I didnt see this picture posted here yet. It was from a recent charity event.
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I know they were trying to be funny but it's just awkward and cringy. They both look haggard as hell.

Apparently in a recent livestream together, Jared was obviously annoyed with Holly. Bets on if he's cheating already?
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Considering he was never really cheating to begin with... bets aren't high. Seriously though, unless a pattern of him being annoyed shows... well, everyone gets annoyed with their significant other sometimes.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
Apparently in a recent livestream together, Jared was obviously annoyed with Holly. Bets on if he's cheating already?
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Give it half a year until Jared and Holly announce parting ways due to her wanting to live in a bird cage.
And Jared comes out as a tranny.
 
Whipsonspoony said:
Holy fuck. For a moment, it looked like Jared was holding her belly.

Jared got Holly pregnant.

I mean, that is the face of despair; his life ending when the spawn of that unholy union between Jared and Holly eventually graces this mortal plane of ours.
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I hope not. Imagine those two being your parents.
 
It literally just dawned on the moment she said she talks about RPGs and has a bird loving tendency, that both of those traits are what Jared has.

He plays RPGs (Between DnD and video games), and looks like an flamingo. My god, the clarity in my head.
 
Jaded Optimist said:
It's just donate to save koalas, get therapy, be kind, and my favorite "I totally don't care" despite spending time posting about it.
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FUCK the koalas, they deserve to go extinct. They sound like demons in heat and devolved to subsist on a barely nutritious tree that leaks all-natural petrol.
 
carltondanks said:
so everyone was in the wrong, but ironically jared was the least in the wrong comparatively? also has anyone noticed that a lot of twitter posts are disappearing when it comes to evidence against projared
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It's been heavily implied that Jared has lawyered up, considering the highly-professional way the fallout was handled. No one has said anything about C&Ds so those probably haven't been dispatched (otherwise the anti-Jared hatemob on twitter would be shrieking about them), but I think most of the 'evidence' that existed has been stepped back due to fears of being litigated into the ground by a vengeful Sailor Mercury. Potential lolsuits aside, Jared himself has become something of a trashy folk-hero on the web due to 'beating' cancel culture or whatever and I imagine no one wants to deal with the cult that's sprung up around him.

Don't despair though - Jared is 34. We're only 6 years away from the onset of his inevitable midlife crisis and all the entertainment (for us) that will probably entail.
 
Fcret said:
Don't despair though - Jared is 34. We're only 6 years away from the onset of his inevitable midlife crisis and all the entertainment (for us) that will probably entail.
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I mean, Spoony is in the midst of a midlife crisis right now and he's not entertaining at all. He's just sad.

Also, I don't want to see Jared with long greasy hair, livestreaming some 90's PC game in the middle of the night in complete silence, just like Spoony. That sounds nightmarish.
 
Dr. Geronimo said:
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Ross O'Donovan on Twitter

“I enjoyed Thundercats Roar. I enjoy it even more knowing there's a bunch of shrieking man children shitting all over themselves.”
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Never mind Ross is just as much of a shithead as the rest of them.
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While I could understand the sympathy shown for Ross to a point. It was always a mystery why people act like he is the australian saint of purity.
He literally stuck his dick into crazy. And he was always an equally huge cunt as the other grumps, if not even more at times.
 
Neuromantic said:
While I could understand the sympathy shown for Ross to a point. It was always a mystery why people act like he is the australian saint of purity.
He literally stuck his dick into crazy. And he was always an equally huge cunt as the other grumps, if not even more at times.
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Compared to the ensemble of cunts in Game Grumps, Ross seems to be the less cunty one. Then again, when people act like a cunt to you all the time, chances are you might act back the same way sooner or later, no matter how devote or submissive you are.
 
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