🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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Empathy, compassion, building a community.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Jude could easily lose weight, eating 2000 calories a day. Which is still a shit ton of food.

I suspect Jude could lose a substantial amount of weight (not enough to bring her down to the "normal" range, but enough to be noticeably encouraging and make her realize "Normal-weight status is NOT impossible for me"), if she ate the same as she always does, but drank ice water instead of sodas, juices, smoothies and whatever high-calorie beverages she relies on instead.

I haven't watched any of her videogame streams, for example, but I've seen a couple screenshots or clips here, and the ones I see always show her drinking something that's obviously from a restaurant takeout cup, not a glass or tumbler from her family's kitchen cabinet .... and I highly doubt she orders ice water when she's buying from these places.

Judging from the way Jude talks about water -- bragging that she drank some today, reminding her "followers" to drink some if they haven't already -- I really think that for Jude (and many other HAES/FA fat people), water is not something they drink when they're thirsty or hot. (When they feel this way, they go for some sugary high-calorie syrupy mess.) They talk about water the way most people talk about medication -- when a usually healthy person gets sick enough to need a prescription, they have to REMEMBER to take their medicine, maybe even set a reminder on their phone or put their pill bottle where they can't avoid seeing it in the morning, because your body doesn't have "medication cravings" that make you WANT to take your antibiotics, the way hunger pangs make you WANT food, or thirst makes you WANT water ... or at least, makes you want some type of beverage.

When Jude brags about drinking water, I think she means "I swallowed a couple mouthfuls of water in addition to my usual sodas and smoothies today," rather than "I drank plain, clean, cold water instead of my usual sodas and smoothies today."

 

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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

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The first one is actually not a bad picture. At least she isn't making that retardéd face/pose she always uses.
Dear lord, her fat rolls on that second pic

 

[ADHD]

Maybe help yourself by posting things that make people want to follow you instead of just whining about it?

 

[JambledUpWords]

What is an eating disorder to you Jude? Also, I’m not exactly sure how you helped prevent someone from developing an eating disorder in the first place. As far as we know, this person could have wanted to restrict a few foods or eat less food in order to lose weight. This tweet is so vague, that I’m getting massive That Happened vibes from this.

If you went outside more often, hopefully you’d lose some weight.

This is an old photo from one of Jude’s Instagram stories. It seems that Jude has had a history of not finding clothes that actually fit. Based on how much her boobs are spilling out of the dress, I’m guessing that Jude might see her chest as smaller than it actually is. No wonder she hated wearing bras. If this is how she sizes her clothes, her bra sizing is probably worse than this.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

What is an eating disorder to you Jude? Also, I’m not exactly sure how you helped prevent someone from developing an eating disorder in the first place. As far as we know, this person could have wanted to restrict a few foods or eat less food in order to lose weight. This tweet is so vague, that I’m getting massive That Happened vibes from this.

It's like saying that you helped people with clinical depression by telling them that life is good and they should do things that make them happy.
Girl with tendency to be anorexic will listen to all talks in the world about how their current weight is fine and having some belly is normal for any women, but in their mind they'll think "Oh, and that fat cow gives me advice?". If you could stop ED by talking, many families who lost their kids to anorexia would be happy.

 

[JuniperFalls]

"You saved me from developing an eating disorder" = "I was thinking of skipping dessert today, but you talked me out of it."

 

[Chamaelirium]

Normally I don’t think it would be fair, but if Jude wants to talk about saving legions of people from
ED, it’s fair to bring up that for every mythical restrictive ED person Jude convinced to eat there are 5-10 people who are genuine anorexics using Jude for thinspo or bingers using Jude to justify a binge.

 

[Beluga]

She talks about the Californian sunshine as if she lived in fucking Greenland or Iceland where they have 6 months of dark with 3 hours of light everyday. If you really think that the lack of sunshine fucks you up, just take some Vitamin D and fish oil, they sell them everywhere.

Oh wait, that'd mean going out of her room and acting like a responsible adult. Never mind, she'll just wallow in her own self-made misery.

 

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[thejackal]

The first one is actually not a bad picture. At least she isn't making that retardéd face/pose she always uses.
Dear lord, her fat rolls on that second pic

it's a fine picture for her standards but for a "high femme" would anybody be surprised if that was actually a picture of miguel a 13 year old autistic, obese, dominican teen?

 

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Sounds like someone needs to thank KF for the good advice. If she is serious about not rehashing her drama, etc. and wants to build a brand based on "living and having fun", she got those ideas from the constructive criticism she's seen here. Certainly not from the echo chamber that is the fascist Mermaid Kingdom. Now all Jude has to do is listen to the advice about dumping FA and getting healthy.

 

[lamp shade]

Sounds like someone needs to thank KF for the good advice. If she is serious about not rehashing her drama, etc. and wants to build a brand based on "living and having fun", she got those ideas from the constructive criticism she's seen here. Certainly not from the echo chamber that is the fascist Mermaid Kingdom. Now all Jude has to do is listen to the advice about dumping FA and getting healthy.

Well that specifically will never happen, but I don’t get why farmers are being spergs and giving her helpful advice. Why would you want the mílk to stop?

 

[Beluga]

Well that specifically will never happen, but I don’t get why farmers are being spergs and giving her helpful advice. Why would you want the mílk to stop?

You assume she'd actually listen to what anyone, never mind we, say.

 

[ADHD]

In Jude's discord, Joyce is bored and looking to wield her mod powers, asking people to submit triggering topics.

Members hadn't previously complained about topics making them be literally crying rn, but hey, those channels for discussing triggering shit aren't being used, and it can't possibly be that #blacklist-chat is just pointless, right?


Jude made some raid alerts and is very proud of herself.

 

[JuniperFalls]

In Jude's discord, Joyce is bored and looking to wield her mod powers, asking people to submit triggering topics.
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(Facepalm) So in this warm, nurturing, empathetic, "we're all friends here" community, you will be blacklisted for saying something like "I'm super-unhappy because my dad had a heart attack and I'm worried he won't survive the night?"

 

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[Angry New Ager]

Well that specifically will never happen, but I don’t get why farmers are being spergs and giving her helpful advice. Why would you want the mílk to stop?

Well, we already know she won't take any of the advice given. She wouldn't have earned her very own, very active thread on here if she had ever been capable of taking anybody's helpful advice. I'm sure her parents and other relatives, former friends and teachers, and any employers she's ever had have all tried offering her helpful advice, with the best intentions, and--well, look at where she is now, and where she's determined to keep going.

I can't speak for anybody else here, but I'm not concerned about whether she finds anything I say helpful, or at least worth considering. She will either wise up, or she won't (and, given that she's a screamingly obvious Cluster B shitshow, it's safe to say she won't). Since she's dumb and arrogant enough to believe that what she's doing isn't going to end up destroying her, fuck it; let her see just how well that works for her. I'm not rooting for her; I have no skin in this game; nor am I holding any secret hope that she'll turn things around. I'm here because watching her flail due to her stupidity and narcissism amuses the hell out of me. And if we're going to discuss her cowish madness, it really does need to be in contrast to what sane, functional people would do, and "offering helpful advice" is perhaps the easiest way to frame that.

tl;dr: The flow of mīlk from this cow isn't going to stop on account of anything we say.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jude is really proud of performing basic human functions again.