Subway Employee Shoots and Bodyslams Woman Over Free Wrap - Chimping Christine WC would admire

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An employee at a Subway sandwich shop in Florida got so enraged at a fellow employee in a fight over a sandwich that he ended up firing a handgun at the co-worker’s mother, a report said.

The fight kicked off when Destin Garcia, 18, was with his fellow employee at the sandwich shop in Palm Springs the day after Thanksgiving, NBC South Florida reported.

Because the sandwich outpost was busy with Black Friday customers, the employees were allowed to make themselves a free sandwich, according to the report.

Garcia’s co-worker ended up making herself a wrap instead of a sandwich, the report said, and he became enraged and ordered her to pay the difference of about a dollar.

She refused to pay and walked away, NBC reported.

The next morning, Garcia took a handgun to the employee’s house to confront her about the wrap controversy.

The woman’s mother came out, and Garcia allegedly shoved her to the ground when she told him to leave, according to the report.

He then pulled the gun, and barked, “Do you think it’s a game?” before firing two shots at the ground near her feet.

Garcia was arrested Sunday on aggravated assault charges and held on $100,000 bond, according to jail records.

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This is the kind of chimping we don’t see enough of these days.

Subway employees were allowed a free sandwich on Black Friday. Female employee helped herself to a free wrap instead. Co-worker rode her ass about paying the price difference. She refused.

Even after taking time to cool off overnight, he showed up on her doorstep the next day with a gun. Then he body-slammed her mom before shooting at her, asking, “Do you think this is a game?!”

This makes macing a GameStop employee over the color of Sonic’s arms look sane and measured in comparison. (Believe it or not, this happened in Florida.)
 
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imagine this dude handing out free samples
*woman comes up and takes 2 sausage bits*
"it says take one bitch!"
*stabs the customer"
 
I mostly posted this because I haven’t seen any classic chimpouts like this in far too long. If you have examples on this or the Chris-at-GameStop level, I’d love to know about them. People being earnestly enraged over nothing is the funniest shit ever.
 
A witness during the initial confrontation attempted to intervene, but was unfortunately intercepted by a group of white trump supporters who screamed "this is MAGA country" and then threw bleach at him while strangling him with a homemade noose
 
I mean there’s something about this level of autism that I find awesome. Like the sibling who tracks how many cookies each family member has had and launches domestic Nuremberg trials when someone takes an extra. (I had such a sibling and purposefully triggered xir as often as possible.)
 
This is what happens when you violate the NAP: your mom gets physically removed.
destin-garcia.jpg

Thank God she didn't steal his tendies, otherwise we would be witnessing another Shoah right now.
 
This is what happens when you violate the NAP: you get physically removed.
destin-garcia.jpg

Thank God she didn't steal his tendies, otherwise we would be witnessing another Shoah right now.
Who could have predicted he’d be a literal neckbeard?
 
Lol thank god it's Florida, thought my roommate shot someone at work and I'd be homeless.
 
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