The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[Samoyed]

@Tetra and @Sakura Kinomoto would spend their days as couch potatoes, watching movies and episodes of Adam Ruins Everything while annoying the shit out of each other.

I'd wanna be roommates with @Samoyed and @LofaSofa, occasionally visiting everyone else's rooms if they wanted me around to make them Mac & Cheese.

if i shared the same space with sofa he'd start trying to feed me chef boyardee. i don't know how to think about this but i will make sure i taunt him with yummy salad lol

 

[LofaSofa]

if i shared the same space with sofa he'd start trying to feed me chef boyardee. i don't know how to think about this but i will make sure i taunt him with yummy salad lol

you dont deserve the chefs quality pasta

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Who the hell keeps stealing my HENTAI!?

 

[Alpacawitz]

Who the hell keeps stealing my HENTAI!?

@Remove Goat

 

[LofaSofa]

Well wow i dont know him very well but @Mein Garten's hate for lying garbage people makes me want to play uno with them

 

[Samoyed]

you dont deserve the chefs quality pasta

quality garbo

 

[TV's Adam West]

I refuse to live anywhere near @Autistic Braixen

 

[Turd Burglar]

I have a question. Actually, I have two questions.

Since we're all sexual deviants here, do we have specific deviancy-allowed rooms or can I be deviant wherever I want?

Also, is there nudity? My fat, hairy, sweaty, unwashed ass needs aired out.

 

[Autisimodo]

What if I stick the drinks in your pockets? Would that be acceptable?

As long as the fabric doesn't get damaged.

That goes for my pool table as well.

 

[The Reaper]

As long as the fabric doesn't get damaged.

That goes for my pool table as well.

I'm gonna do terrible things to your pool table pockets.

 

[Mediocre]

Great, someone in the house got doxxed again and we keep getting pizza deliveries and hookers at the door.

 

[Turd Burglar]

It was me, I'm sorry. I just can't help but A-Log Chris on the internet.

... can you send the hookers up, though?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

So long as I have my own room, and kitchen, and you guys stay the fuck out of them, I'm good.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

So long as I have my own room, and kitchen, and you guys stay the fuck out of them, I'm good.

As long as all the girls are in the kitchen, I can attest to this.

 

[Turd Burglar]

So long as I have my own room, and kitchen, and you guys stay the fuck out of them, I'm good.

So it's cool if we share a bathroom? I promise I won't make a mess... again.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

So it's cool if we share a bathroom?

No.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

So it's cool if we share a bathroom?

I'll share a bathroom with you, no fear.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

ok, i don't mind walking our dogs.

@J A N D E K , @Samoyed , c'mon, boys, it's time for walkies

 

[Titty Figurine]

I'll hang stockings for everyone later in the month but first I really need to know if furfags are allowed to have chocolate. We don't need deathshits on the rug.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I just want to get a walk in freezer. Remind me of home.