Containment Random Chris Updates

[Argh My Cigar]

@Sterbenchu is an unfunny attention seeking faggot that wants to rim Chris before Jake the rape snake gets a chance

 

[dirtydeanna96]

We should emulate our Bonobo cousins when they get arguing and all have some group sex and calm the fuck down.

"I know, yes, we're tribbing!"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Haha, when I uploaded the pages of the last comic people weren't shitting on me. But I seriously don't care. I could unsubscribe from him and resubscribe every time he posts something to relay, but I'm way to lazy for that.

I just keep sending him the bucks and post the stuff here wether you people like it or not ;(

Why the fuck do you pay him money? For asspats on a site full of weirdos?

 

[Rogowski]

Why the fuck do you pay him money? For asspats on a site full of weirdos?

That’s what initiated my post calling him a faggot. You donate to Chris? Sure it means you’re literally retarded but keep it to yourself. When you come here bragging about being literally retarded you’re gonna catch shit.

 

[The handsome tard]

Welp, cant wait to see the mods trying to calm this tard rage fest...

Guys, whats the point of talking about tards if we're gonna act like them?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I’ve always been for showing Chris’ Imopartant Message in schools, but as an example for the mental illness unit in health class.

I've always been for showing Chris' Important Message in general, because it's hilarious

 

[Mason Verger]

Welp, cant wait to see the mods trying to calm this tard rage fest...

Guys, whats the point of talking about tards if we're gonna act like them?

Haha this hardly rates as a tard fest just yet. And seeing as mods used to ban members just for tweeting at Chris, and now it’s basically a pozloading my neghole free-for-all, self policing through public shame is all that’s left.

How easily everyone has forgotten the cautionary tale of Lagoona Blue..

 

[The handsome tard]

Haha this hardly rates as a tard fest just yet. And seeing as mods used to ban members just for tweeting at Chris, and now it’s basically a pozloading my neghole free-for-all, self policing through public shame is all that’s left.

How easily everyone has forgotten the cautionary tale of Lagoona Blue..

Welp, cant wait to say this when it does get worse:

"The shroud of the autism has fallen... Begun the Tard War has..."

 

[No.]

While y'all were busy jacking yourselves off, Chris responded to a Melissa Joan Heart tweet.

Which I found kind of funny considering the kid will probably die in the merge by Chris' theories.

 

[No.]

I hate when people keep posting pictures of their kids just like that. Family reunions and events are fine but for smaller stuff like this, focused just on them? Keep it offline, lady!

Oh and I would send this lady the Pedofork section of the Cwcki, so she knows what kind of weirdos watches her children's pictures and comment on it.

There arent any kids in the picture.

 

[DCM90]

While y'all were busy jacking yourselves off, Chris responded to a Melissa Joan Heart tweet.
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Which I found kind of funny considering the kid will probably die in the merge by Chris' theories.

Not if Melissa is smart enough to hire CWC as her kid's personal nanny, mentor and spiritual guide.

 

[Shiversblood]

And seeing as mods used to ban members just for tweeting at Chris, and now it’s basically a pozloading my neghole free-for-all

You can’t ban a man for being homosexual, if all men are homosexual.

 

[No.]

Not if Melissa is smart enough to hire CWC as her kid's personal nanny, mentor and spiritual guide.

Now I want Chris to make a book on spirituality ala Silver RavenWolf.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

While y'all were busy jacking yourselves off, Chris responded to a Melissa Joan Heart tweet.
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Which I found kind of funny considering the kid will probably die in the merge by Chris' theories.

>You have a genuine Thinker on your hands.

Chris is the closest thing we have to a real life Xavier

 

[TV's Adam West]

Welp, cant wait to see the mods trying to calm this tard rage fest...

Guys, whats the point of talking about tards if we're gonna act like them?

He who fights monsters, Jack.

 

[The handsome tard]

He who fights monsters, Jack.

I say that what doesnt kill, simply makes you..........

Handsome ...

 

[A Grey Cat]

Haha this hardly rates as a tard fest just yet. And seeing as mods used to ban members just for tweeting at Chris, and now it’s basically a pozloading my neghole free-for-all, self policing through public shame is all that’s left.

How easily everyone has forgotten the cautionary tale of Lagoona Blue..

People used to be banned for tweeting at Chris? Jesus I'm lucky I joined when I did considering ive been close enough to him to take pictures...in a public space and I didn't approach or talk to him mind you

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

A quick aside, but it never fails to make me smile when I see the pinned poll confirming that the Farms consider Chris less shaggable than a dead cat and a ride-on lawnmower.

 

[Mason Verger]

People used to be banned for tweeting at Chris? Jesus I'm lucky I joined when I did considering ive been close enough to him to take pictures...in a public space and I didn't approach or talk to him mind you

Banned for hoarding content! Banned!

The fact is, now that Chris doesn’t make videos or sense, most content is going to be from a third party. Our nature is to point and laugh at anything resembling “effort” when it comes to documenting Chris, but without it, we’d just have his dumbass version of events to go on.

 

[King Kiwi]

I can't wait to see how much Chris will reeee when Nintendo makes an actual Pokemon 982

Oh you fucking genius.
I'll buy you a beer anytime.

Edit: I checked there's 890 the Galar region. We may have to wait a few years but it's coming.