Containment Random Chris Updates

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He played Sonic Boom.

As a physical release.

On multiple platforms.

I stand corrected then.

He liked it, didn't he?

 

[Tikbalang]

Finally some sperg, then search at the urban dictionary for the meaning of it

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Finally some sperg, then search at the urban dictionary for the meaning of it

Oh yeah, Hasbro had better comply or else they get the curse ye ha me ha! lol I bet they're shaking in their boots.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He liked Equestria Girls because it allowed him to relive his high-school days vicariously

Ahhh yes before merge reliving high School and being a teenager again was the one major driving force in his life, too bad he's only moved on from the former and not the latter.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I want him to immortalize a drawing of Celestia meeting with the Briefcase carrying executives. And of course, make those counterparts agree then shit out how much their counterparts strongly disagree with their greedy corporate asses.

I cant wait for this to amp up

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sockness is trolling Chris over the MLP thing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sockness is trolling Chris over the MLP thing.

Imagine this is what pushes Chris to drop Sockness to the curb

 

[The American Hedgehog]

More MLP G5 denial from Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

More MLP G5 denial from Chris.

Hoping the toy store staff are wearing gas mask for two purposes

 

[Rupin]

More MLP G5 denial from Chris.

Hmmm... this is getting kinda good.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Hmmm... this is getting kinda good.

And it only took a month for his neurons to fire.

 

[Rupin]

And it only took a month for his neurons to fire.

Talk about delayed reaction!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

More MLP G5 denial from Chris.

Yes, Sockness, what this cartoon designed for little girls needs is the characters getting boyfriends and doing hot sex, sorry, "relationships".

No wonder hasbro want to wash their hands of G4. Imagine having a kid into it and searching the net for pony stuff for them?

Wonder if Sockness's suggestion that G5 is simply the missing G4 seasons will slowly stick in Chris's brain as an acceptable explanation, when G5 happens no matter how much he spergs? Because G5 is happening no matter what Chris screams, and he's going to need to deal with it somehow. Hopefully without going totally doolally.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris is like the Colonel Kurtz of brownies.


Edit: auto-correct protected me from the indignity of saying what I meant by replacing the word 'brony' with a chocolatey dessert pastry. Thanks for the save, auto-correct.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is like the Colonel Kurtz of brownies.

Exterminate all the brutes!

 

[Silver Octopus]

And people thought this pony thing wouldn't become Blarms 2.0....

Chris isn't even consistent with his bullshit, why would he even want or need more series of a TV show if the dimensional merge is totally happening very soon and he'll get to live and play with the characters anyways?

 

[Rogowski]

See if Jacob could be subtle like this more often he wouldn’t be such an annoying shithead.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

This won't be like Sonic Boom where he hated it and (probably) never played it (which would be good for him, since the game was shit).

He wouldn't know the difference, he would have loved it if not for blarms. He defends Sonic'06, which is considered an unplayable, glitchy pile of shit even by elite Sonic spergs.

Whenever you see some shovelware crap out there and wonder "who does even buy this shit anyways?" there is a fair chance you can find it on Chris psn.

Chris: No, no, no.
Bluespike: No. It's going on eBay.
Chris: No, you leave it off!
Bluespike: Yes! eBay!
Chris: No! No. Look. Alright, look, just, no, no.
Bluespike: [laughter] eBay...eBay...
Chris: No! No! Stop. Stop it.
Bluespike: Why should I stop?
Chris: [heavy sighs]

Chris: No, no, no.
Hasbro: No. It's going on G5.
Chris: No, you leave it off!
Hasbro: Yes! G5!
Chris: No! No. Look. Alright, look, just, no, no.
Hasbro: [laughter] G5...G5...
Chris: No! No! Stop. Stop it.
Hasbro: Why should I stop?
Chris: [heavy sighs]

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Sockness is trolling Chris over the MLP thing.

He's pushing for Chris to do a big chimpout. Not-so-undercover troll confirmed.

 

[Rupin]

He's pushing for Chris to do a big chimpout. Not-so-undercover troll confirmed.

I hope he does it on video instead of another twitter rant.