My friend is being stalked by her ex. - Is there any suggestions on how to deal with her stalker?

[Token Weeaboo]

If she walks up to him, shits and pisses herself, then smears the mixture all over herself while babbling incoherently then starts making motions to rub it on him whenever he's around he'll eventually stop.

You think her friend has the ability to shit on command? Asking for a friend

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Hello, I'm the stalker. The reason OP hasn't been online ever since posting this thread is because I already kidnapped them and am planning to turn them into a part of my basement slave harem. And yes, I've got their friend– I-I mean, my love– too.

 

[AnOminous]

This thread is gay and I am beginning to suspect that you are a bunch of homosexuals.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

This thread is gay and I am beginning to suspect that you are a bunch of homosexuals.

I'd be willing to admit to that if the money was good.

 

[KittyGremlin]

This thread is gay and I am beginning to suspect that you are a bunch of homosexuals.

Kiwifarms is a gay support forum, you dummy

 

[No Exit]

@DocHoliday1977 is the reason I think more cows should come on.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Was your friend dating @Qriist ?

Only 30 minutes away? That's much too close.

Gotta be an adventure if I'm gonna stalk someone! /sneed

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm no prophetess, but I predict Tony Robbins will have an serious accident soon.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm no prophetess, but I predict Tony Robbins will have an serious accident soon.

So you're finally going to murder him?

 

[MrDegeneratman]

I'm no prophetess, but I predict Tony Robbins will have an serious accident soon.

Yes officer, this post right here.

 

[Pargon]

she should probably just get raped and resign herself to being a statistic.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm no prophetess, but I predict Tony

Yes officer, this post right here.

Oh yes please tell the authorities.

The judge knows how I feel dumbass.

she should probably just get raped and resign herself to being a statistic.

Do it chicken shit

 

[Damn Near]

Do it chicken shit

Take your meds, you fucking nutty cunt

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

So OP was last seen at the time of writing this post and hasnt looked at it since? Guess the stalker got to her too.

Tony Robbins raped her booty hole

 

[AnOminous]

Tony Robbins raped her booty hole

Tony Robbins is a chad. Have you seen his jaw?

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Tony Robbins is a chad. Have you seen his jaw?

Dude is fucking jacked if I'm being honest...how have we not had a Tony Robbins appreciation thread in general yet?



Chiseled features. Definitely a Chad

Also an exorcist is there any hat this guy doesn't wear?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Take your meds, you fucking nutty cunt

I'm not on meds....I'm not a pathetic used up obsessive psychopath uneducated guru who can't get it up for his wife anymore.
And I would never date or marry one.

And if you continue to stalk and harass me, you and every single person helping you will find themselves in a coffin.

 

[Damn Near]

I'm not on meds....I'm not a pathetic used up obsessive psychopath uneducated guru who can't get it up for his wife anymore.
And I would never date or marry one.

And if you continue to stalk and harass me, you and every single person helping you will find themselves in a coffin.

That's right, bitch: I'm Tony Robbins. I'm gonna slap your fat little gut and pinch your stupid tits

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Tony Robbins is a chad. Have you seen his jaw?

So his wife should be happy.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not on meds....

That's the problem.