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I was watching some old Jack stuff; I had no idea he had that terrible semi neck beard for a while.
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What the fuck? It isn't even remotely symmetrical. He looks a lot healthier then though.
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I hate how retarded this avatar looks.
Also... I was watching old videos too! Wanna see Jack embracing his true nature?
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Don't worry. There's no sugar added to the pie, so it's keto.
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I've seen pigs at a trough eat with more class
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He probably weighed easily over 100 lbs less from where he is now.
When was the video made from which this screenshot was taken? I went to know how long it took him to balloon in weight.
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If you watch this moment on a bigger resolution you can see that he almost swallowed his crucifix
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The halcyon days when Jack had two functioning arms yet chose to compete in carefree food-eating contests without the use of his arms.
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You have to admit he really filled out that pumpkin carriage cover though.
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Yeah, that was back when he actually cared and had a good intro.
Also while disgusting looking, it probably doesn't taste TOO bad. Similar to the garlic bread thing he also made around this time.
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The droop in the right hand side of his face is pretty noticeable now. If he has another stroke he is fucking done.
His hand is also fucked. It looks so swolleen and bloated and the way he uses it to CLAW at those bottle and jars is unnerving.
His hand is also fucked. It looks so swolleen and bloated and the way he uses it to CLAW at those bottle and jars is unnerving.
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This is what made Tammy fall in love with him
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Latest video is is an absolute food crime. Skip past the sugar free sauce review, it's fucking boring. Queued right to the part where he pulls beef ribs out of the oven.
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They're either raw or rare inside. YOU DON'T DO RIBS RARE! They will be tough as leather, which is why it looks like Jack's eating a slab of leather.
Took a screenshot and eyedropper'd the inside of the ribs for a color sample:
I'm leaning on raw rather than rare.
Fucking retard.
The Best Sugar Free BBQ Sauce On The Market
GET YOUR SUGAR FREE BBQ SAUCE AT https://amzn.to/2PSc33Z TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY ...
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They're either raw or rare inside. YOU DON'T DO RIBS RARE! They will be tough as leather, which is why it looks like Jack's eating a slab of leather.
Took a screenshot and eyedropper'd the inside of the ribs for a color sample:
I'm leaning on raw rather than rare.
Fucking retard.
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I guess he has thrown out all the remaining stock of his "signature BBQ sauce" that is rotting in a warehouse somewhere. Shouldn't he be confident of his so-called Best Sauces Ever? If I was peddling my own sauces I wouldn't use any other competitors sauces on my channel. Instead, a reasonable person would say, "I'm going to use my own XYZ sauce for this recipe, the link below in the description. However, you can still use [substitute brand/type] sauce and it'll be perfectly fine." Mushbrain doesn't even have a smidgeon of business strategy. It is best he relies on Big T to the coffin.
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Yep that shit is rawLatest video is is an absolute food crime. Skip past the sugar free sauce review, it's fucking boring. Queued right to the part where he pulls beef ribs out of the oven.
The Best Sugar Free BBQ Sauce On The Market
GET YOUR SUGAR FREE BBQ SAUCE AT https://amzn.to/2PSc33Z TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER WATCHING MY VIDEO 1. SHOP AT MY STORE HTTP://AMAZONJACK.STORE 2. BUY MY ...
They're either raw or rare inside. YOU DON'T DO RIBS RARE! They will be tough as leather, which is why it looks like Jack's eating a slab of leather.
Took a screenshot and eyedropper'd the inside of the ribs for a color sample:
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I'm leaning on raw rather than rare.
Fucking exceptional individual.