🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[TheWhiteRabbit]

Damn, which one of you Kiwis runs the Deranged Hartley channel? Y’all are fast!

Lola Grace Hartley April 28, 2006 ~ October 12, 2019.... My Work Here is Complete ~JTCB

"This House Is......Cleeear" Instagram: gwennieh Lola Grace Hartley April 28, 2006 ~ October 12, 2019 "Early this morning, with a full moon shining in our PI...

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[Barbarella]

FACT: Suicide is a thing.

Sorry my point was unclear.

Then again, nothing is perfect.

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[Mason Verger]

I’ve long theorized that Scott has some side action. Maybe getting some art-girl strange at those out of town glass blowing conventions. He’s still a good looking guy for his age, seems to keep in shape(dead giveaway) while Gwen seems to be transforming into a minivan, and with those fucking crazy Manson lamps she’s got going on..

Run, Scott, Run! And for gods sake, snip that shit!

 

[YourUnclesDad]

did it died?

 

[Muh Vagina]

Alright, fess up. Which one of you posted this?

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[Niggernerd]

Lola ded.
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not even shocked.

 

[Soap Sniffer]

did it died?

it deaded

 

[Bunny]

Fly high, Lola. You're loose of your mortal coil and away from your cunt mother.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

did it died?

No, she okay

 

[multiverse]

So what do we get for winning the deadpool poll?

e: proof i am very smart (or that I have eyes and a bigger brain than a hooligan. It's not a high bar)

 

[Troonos]

Now it's time to sterilize Gwen so she can't bring forth more attention generators.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Add another one to the Kiwi Farms Kill Count

 

[escapegoat]

Now she will take her victory tour. Be prepared for a lot of interviews. She's not going to give up the attention.

 

[Toohottotrot]

I wonder if the boys(Scott and cal) ever did a snipnshutit weekend and told Gwen it was something else

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Both of the taters had to die when I was offline. I'm so sad.

There's really only one rational conclusion.

Every time you go offline, some poor unfortunate soul is finally able to rest free from pain. It's like angels getting their wings when someone rings a bell.

 

[sis no]

I can't help but wonder what Gwen's plans for Halloween were. I guess we'll never know.

I feel like she'll definitely make a mourning post on Halloween talking about ~what could have been~

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Now she will take her victory tour. Be prepared for a lot of interviews. She's not going to give up the attention.

In the old days she could have had her pickled in a jar and taken her off with the Ringling Brothers as a sideshow attraction and made bank. A penny a peek. Could have billed her as The Incredible Goat Girl or something. Made thousands.

Of couse now we're all modern and enlightened and above that sort of thing, so the obvious thing to do would be to have her embalmed ala Lenin or Eva Peron and turn the family home into a permanent, official Haus of Potato shrine, and charge $20 a peek.

 

[Pond Scum]

So how long until she forces Cal to find a girl with the same gene so she can pop out the next generation?

 

[Mason Verger]

Ah man.. this has been Lola’s existence since Monday. All hooked up and masked like a soviet space monkey. Fuck you, Gwen. You wouldn’t do that to a dog, but you’d do this to your daughter:

 

[escapegoat]

Ah man.. this has been Lola’s existence since Monday. All hooked up and masked like a soviet space monkey. Fuck you, Gwen. You wouldn’t do that to a dog, but you’d do this to your daughter:
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And put it on the fucking internet.