🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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The first recorded instance of compassionate cyberbullying-to-death.
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Big Boss Null. You should award yourself a trophy for this one.

Mason Verger said:
Let’s not cancel The Hartley Halloween Spectacular over this inconvenience just yet. I have a crazy idea I’m gonna float Gwen over DMs. But it’s just crazy enough to work..
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You sick fucking creative genius.

Or if we really want to get creative:

First mummify then drill some holes and then they could lower it down as a fucking disco ball.

Put some tasteful angel wings on it and she'll be a shining light for the whole party

Edit: we need one of you fucking Photoshop wizards on this asap
 
Poor little tater tot. I hope the sweet oblivion of the hereafter has given her and her sister the freedom from pain and indignity that their terrible mother never gave them in this life
 
I've avoided this thread because it's been too depressing and disgusting for me to deal with, but I was genuinely relieved for Claire when she died, and feel the same for Lola.

Cal? You're finally free, son. Stick around for the funeral if you feel you must, but GTFO of that crazy house, get as far from your insane mother and enabling dad as possible, and go live your own damned life.

As for me, I'll probably start reading this thread again because Gwen's meltdown is sure to be entertaining.
 
On the semi-off chance Gwen reads this thread; fuck you. You're a cunt and you know why you're a cunt.
 
F. Back to the vegetable garden from whence it came... even though I wish she would’ve decided to “descend” a month or so ago so I could’ve won the dead pool 😖 but I digress.

As much as I hope Cal realizes that he’s now free, I think he’s mentally fucked from his parents’ neglect & having his entire life revolve around his two brainless, meat sacks for sisters for so long, let alone throughout his formative years. I believe he genuinely loved them & at least somewhat bought into his mom’s fantasy that they actually had sentience & possibly personalities.

Edit: Idk what just made me think of this, but that little 9yo trick or treater from years ago called it when Gwen invited him to take a gander at her Fiji mermaids - “They’re dying.”
 
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They were only alive in the most fundamental biological sense. If they had something approaching an aggregate consciousness in their minds, I'm sorry they were permitted to live, it must have been an unknowable Hell. I'm glad they're no longer alive, either of them.
 
Well that's all she wrote folks. Pocket bit the big one. I'm interested to see what unfolds for the Shartley's. RIP Lola.
 
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You two should of never been born into this world, but your mother wanted a pet project for brownie points. I'm glad you're both finally out and at rest.
 
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