LGBTQiwis

[UntimelyDhelmise]

It's unfortunate the LGBTWHATTHEFUCK is the way it is, because it makes it significantly harder for the rest of us who simply want to find a normal partner unless you get lucky. Because odds are the type of gay/lesbian person you could find yourself being with is avoiding that mess like the plague just as much as you are, so there's little chance of crossing paths. Hell, even if you do you'd have to be around each other long enough to find out you both go that way since neither wears their orientation on their sleeve.

 

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[Shiversblood]

In Europe, homosexual men defend Muslims. Those same Muslims would brutally murder the same homosexuals if they were in the Middle East. Not smart on the homosexual males part.

Women defend Islam. Islam hates women. Very ironic simply.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I keep in the closet IRL because I don't like being pegged as "the gay guy," girls especially treat you like a fashion accessory. Plus I don't act or sound like a fag so nobody really knows anyway.

I've never been a fan of wearing my identity on my sleeve unless someone asks me about relationships. One of these days, I'll find a fellow homo who doesn't give a shit about Beyonce and propose to him on the spot.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I've never been a fan of wearing my identity on my sleeve unless someone asks me about relationships. One of these days, I'll find a fellow homo who doesn't give a shit about Beyonce and propose to him on the spot.

I mostly listen to metal, old-school goth and classic rock. I hate shopping, I love horror movies, I'd rather watch hockey or basketball than reality TV, I'd rather have a good strong beer than a froo froo girly drink. I'm not a leftist, I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve and I like men, not femmy little twinks.

Marry me, faggot.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

I've never been a fan of wearing my identity on my sleeve unless someone asks me about relationships. One of these days, I'll find a fellow homo who doesn't give a shit about Beyonce and propose to him on the spot.

Honestly it’s kinda bonkers to me how many people are walking stereotypes of gay men. I am probably a bit more feminine than the average man, but at the same time I still like things that are more traditionally masculine than feminine. Sometimes it almost seems like people intentionally embrace the stereotypes, but for what reason IDK.

 

[polonium]

I'm like this as well. Not closeted, but I don't have a "gay voice" or act like a caricature, so most people just assume I'm straight. Works for me, as I don't like getting involved with the modern lgbtqwertyomgwtfbbq community and try to keep my distance from that bullshit.

Same here. I don't advertise being a homo that much but I don't hide that my other half is a dude, but since I don't act or sound like a flamer it almost never comes up.

 

[Venus Blue]

Not sure what to call myself, definitely 100% bottom though which would be considered pretty gay I guess.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I mostly listen to metal, old-school goth and classic rock. I hate shopping, I love horror movies, I'd rather watch hockey or basketball than reality TV, I'd rather have a good strong beer than a froo froo girly drink. I'm not a leftist, I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve and I like men, not femmy little twinks.

Marry me, faggot.

60s, 70s, and 80s rock and metal, plus more modern power metal and symphonic metal. I drive a pickup truck. I dress (quite literally) from a catalog, a collection of boring earth tones that all go with each other. I hunt. I'm also a geek; I read books constantly, I like sci fi and fantasy movies, etc. I wear my hair long, but my beard almost as long. "Scary Mountain Man" is my chosen aesthetic. I do like to cook, but hey, that's because I love good food and I like being able to eat it after I fix it. The closest thing to a fru-fru drink I like is a nice cold hard cider.

This could be a complicated relationship, depending on how open Gordon is...

 

[Gordon Cole]

I mostly listen to metal, old-school goth and classic rock. I hate shopping, I love horror movies, I'd rather watch hockey or basketball than reality TV, I'd rather have a good strong beer than a froo froo girly drink. I'm not a leftist, I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve and I like men, not femmy little twinks.

Marry me, faggot.

60s, 70s, and 80s rock and metal, plus more modern power metal and symphonic metal. I drive a pickup truck. I dress (quite literally) from a catalog, a collection of boring earth tones that all go with each other. I hunt. I'm also a geek; I read books constantly, I like sci fi and fantasy movies, etc. I wear my hair long, but my beard almost as long. "Scary Mountain Man" is my chosen aesthetic. I do like to cook, but hey, that's because I love good food and I like being able to eat it after I fix it. The closest thing to a fru-fru drink I like is a nice cold hard cider.

This could be a complicated relationship, depending on how open Gordon is...

I listen to noise rock, metal, weird-ass experimental music and jazz. I love horror movies and sci-fi. My go-to drink is a glass of whiskey. I burn through books in a matter of days. I hate shopping, but I have an eye for fashion and what looks good and appealing on a person. Pop music and Disney movies make me violently gag. I don't watch a lot of sports, but I have a soft spot for hockey.

My other half's a lady at the mo, but something to keep in mind if we split up.

 

[Vampirella]

I mostly listen to metal, old-school goth and classic rock. I hate shopping, I love horror movies, I'd rather watch hockey or basketball than reality TV, I'd rather have a good strong beer than a froo froo girly drink. I'm not a leftist, I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve and I like men, not femmy little twinks.

Marry me, faggot.

I listen to noise rock, metal, weird-ass experimental music and jazz. I love horror movies and sci-fi. My go-to drink is a glass of whiskey. I burn through books in a matter of days. I hate shopping, but I have an eye for fashion and what looks good and appealing on a person. Pop music and Disney movies make me violently gag. I don't watch a lot of sports, but I have a soft spot for hockey.

It's true what they say, all the good ones are gay or married.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I mostly listen to metal, old-school goth and classic rock. I hate shopping, I love horror movies, I'd rather watch hockey or basketball than reality TV, I'd rather have a good strong beer than a froo froo girly drink. I'm not a leftist, I don't wear my sexuality on my sleeve and I like men, not femmy little twinks.

Marry me, faggot.

Damn bro. You might have just turned me gay with that statement... You into otters?

 

[UnKillFill]

Lot of other people - useless
UnKillFill - M

How dare you misgender me... Just because I use Uncle Phil as my avi doesn't mean that I identify as male. You are literally ignoring my stunning and brave beautiful lady-penis, and I am triggered AF. (Also Thank you for not calling me useless~)

 

[polonium]

Damn bro. You might have just turned me gay with that statement... You into otters?

Trap sprung, if you know what otters are you're already gay

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Trap sprung, if you know what otters are you're already gay

Wait...wat? If you know what otters are you're gay? No one ever told me that rule! Otters are my favorite animal ask anyone! Second only to Bears and Leather Daddy's

 

[nekrataal]

I tried to use grindr after I divorced my wife and somehow I kept meeting people worse than my ex wife. I want to get into dating now for some reason, but I’m afraid that it’d be hard to due to my disdain for the alphabet community and my hobbies.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I tried to use grindr after I divorced my wife and somehow I kept meeting people worse than my ex wife. I want to get into dating now for some reason, but I’m afraid that it’d be hard to due to my disdain for the alphabet community and my hobbies.

TBH, I can't use Grindr. It's all just people looking for hookups, at least in my area. I'm all for getting busy, but I genuinely do want a romantic partner at this stage in my life.

Not random dick pics from 40 year old men who, upon closer inspection, are actually married with children.

 

[nekrataal]

TBH, I can't use Grindr. It's all just people looking for hookups, at least in my area. I'm all for getting busy, but I genuinely do want a romantic partner at this stage in my life.

Not random dick pics from 40 year old men who, upon closer inspection, are actually married with children.

All of those gay dating apps are pure garbage. I got tired of it because I just wanted a relationship and they just wanted to fuck. It’s hard to find a meaningful relationship with anyone in a community where shit like that is encouraged.

In my area it’s all just horny 50+ year old men and even the women are kind of boring. I tried some dating service for reptile keepers and it was pretty terrible too.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

All of those gay dating apps are pure garbage. I got tired of it because I just wanted a relationship and they just wanted to fuck. It’s hard to find a meaningful relationship with anyone in a community where shit like that is encouraged.

In my area it’s all just horny 50+ year old men and even the women are kind of boring. I tried some dating service for reptile keepers and it was pretty terrible too.

I'd honestly say to give mixers/public outings a try. It's not exactly the most reliable method, but it's a lot easier to strike up a meaningful conversation with a guy you meet at a convention than a dude you talked to for five minutes on Grindr.

Then again, that's what's 'worked' for me. And by worked, I mean one or two dates and then them getting tired of me not putting out. Gay community is MONDO thirsty sometimes.

 

[skiddlez]

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy