🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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Lola is by far the best Hooligan. "Rootin" for ya little buddy.

Also, she's had an ng tube in the past for while, it's just that she has the rooting reflex much of the time too so she hasn't always needed it. Gwen tends to put Lola on oxygen etc 'off-camera' then acknowledge it later, she would have tubed her again if needed then not posted about it because it wasn't cute.

And we are now trying our damnedest to be grateful for the NG tube -- in all it's hideous, asshole-ish glory -- for being our daughter's saving grace. And we will lean on it in the future whenever the need arises because CLEARLY, that is what is best for our girl.
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Gwen is going to end up in the psych ward when her second potato rolls off to the giant patch in the sky. She's made her entire identity revolve around being a parent to two gross little freaks, and having people online rub her asshole for being 'so brave'. Once she doesn't have those gross little freaks to post pictures of and to trot out and show people, her 'fans' are going to vanish and go find some other nasty genetic nightmare to gawk at. Once all that gets taken away from her, she's going to have nothing to do. What is she going to do, pay attention to fucking Cal? Hell no.
 
I would not put it past her when Lola dies that she contacts those reborn doll makers and asks them for a custom Lola type doll so she can carry it around and be creepy and weird. I only say this because taxidermy on humans can't happen.
 
Bunny said:
I would not put it past her when Lola dies that she contacts those reborn doll makers and asks them for a custom Lola type doll so she can carry it around and be creepy and weird. I only say this because taxidermy on humans can't happen.
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And I'm willing to bet that she'll still pass that doll out as the true and honest lola. After all, the two of them are perfectly interchangeable and I wouldn't know that it's a doll unless you told me.
 
Bunny said:
I would not put it past her when Lola dies that she contacts those reborn doll makers and asks them for a custom Lola type doll so she can carry it around and be creepy and weird. I only say this because taxidermy on humans can't happen.
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Poor Cal. He’ll be carrying the doll at his big-boy college graduation, he’ll have the doll in his wedding pictures, and he’ll have to deal with the fact that he is now the fourth favorite child, behind two corpses and a doll.
 
Hail Kiwi, full of tard cum
The 'tism is wth thee
Blessed art thou amongst Internet spergs
And blessed is the speedy death that you can give this potato human
Amen
 
Candidae said:
I wonder if she's in a coma or something of the sort. It wouldn't exactly be death but still not something Gwen would be quick to discuss. She'd probably hope the potato gets out of it quick so she can get back to business as normal pretending her potato is strong. If the coma lasted longer then she'd probably use it for pity points and create some story that Lola went to visit Claire for a bit. And I guess luckily for her, if Lola did get out of a coma there would be no worrying about noticable brain damage and she could act like nothing was ever that wrong
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How would a coma be any different from the state Lola has been in her whole life?
 
Jamila said:
Gwen announced Claire's death pretty quickly, wasn't it the next day? I don't think she'd be able to hold herself back from posting about it this time around.
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No, I think it took several days. In fact when the actual date she died was stated ppl realized Gwen had a sponsored FB up the day after she died. (it was a scheduled post done previously). If memory serves me, I think Claire has been dead close to three days before the SM announcement.

I don’t see Gwen being in a hurry to make any death notices when Lola passes. In a way making a public announcement is difficult because it hammers home that it’s real.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Gwen is going to end up in the psych ward when her second potato rolls off to the giant patch in the sky. She's made her entire identity revolve around being a parent to two gross little freaks, and having people online rub her asshole for being 'so brave'. Once she doesn't have those gross little freaks to post pictures of and to trot out and show people, her 'fans' are going to vanish and go find some other nasty genetic nightmare to gawk at. Once all that gets taken away from her, she's going to have nothing to do. What is she going to do, pay attention to fucking Cal? Hell no.
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Ironically, it was this type of reaction that Dr. Dobsyn was trying to prevent. When he told Gwen that Claire would likely die before a year, it wasn't to be cruel, but it was because he knew that whether or not she died within the year or lived longer, her condition was almost certainly going to cause her death at a very young age. He wanted Gwen and Scott to be prepared for the inevitable, so that they wouldn't be so emotionally distraught when it finally happened.
Gwen tries to make it seem like Dr. Dobsyn considered Claire's life worthless and that he acted as though she might as well be left to die because he said he wouldn't judge her and Scott if they decided not to place a feeding tube. Yet, he still offered her medical intervention,(which Gwen refused)so it wasn't a matter of him acting like Claire wasn't worth saving. Whether he believed it or not, he still gave Gwen and Scott all the information he had so that they could make an educated decision on whether or not to continue life saving measures for Claire.

In 2013 Claire and Lola were diagnosed with Asparagine Synthetase Deficiency, a condition that gets progressively worse over time and is almost certain to be fatal, either directly or through secondary causes like viruses, aspiration of food. etc.
Yet somehow Gwen managed to live in such denial that when Claire finally died , she was shocked and devastated. She really seemed to think that her spuds would live for a normal lifespan. Now Lola is about to meet her maker; even if she somehow survives this hospitalization, it'll be the next infection or the one after that that kills her. It's inevitable. Yet, once again Gwen is acting as if she never knew her daughters had a fatal condition.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Gwen is going to end up in the psych ward when her second potato rolls off to the giant patch in the sky. She's made her entire identity revolve around being a parent to two gross little freaks, and having people online rub her asshole for being 'so brave'. Once she doesn't have those gross little freaks to post pictures of and to trot out and show people, her 'fans' are going to vanish and go find some other nasty genetic nightmare to gawk at. Once all that gets taken away from her, she's going to have nothing to do. What is she going to do, pay attention to fucking Cal? Hell no.
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Susan Schofield and Margo Palermo haven't ended up in a psych ward, and they're way more likely to end up there than Gwen.

My guess after Lola dies is that she's just going to continue to post about the Hooligans and how she misses them (she's already been doing that with Claire) until she bites the dust herself.
 
Hey at least playtex wont have to keep making discontinued products for the potato because her psycho mom lied for attention and says that “its the only type of bottle shell drink out of”
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HIVidaBoheme said:
The body can still have seizures during a coma, it really wouldn't be different from her baseline state. (:_( Maybe the only difference would be her dead eyes could get glassier, and her rooting reflex gone.
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Damn. (:_(I really was hoping whatever conciousness the gremlin may or may not have could have some idea of not constant seizures and excruciating pain besides the sweet embrace, even if it is a fuckin coma it's probably the tater's only shot. Outside of an IV drip of pure CBD of course :shit-eating:
 
I've been following Gwen and the goblins off and on for a while. I have to wonder what a psychologist would say about this woman. Clearly 99.9% of her personality is wrapped up in being "mommy to two precious sassy babyteens" (poor Cal.) When Lola finally dies, I have to wonder what her reaction is going to be. Mourning her meat puppets for the rest of her life seems like the most likely option, and I don't mean passive mourning. I mean like staying up for 40+ hours straight making slideshows and shitty videos commemorating how BRAVE AND AMAZING her meatloaves were.
 
Meddle92 said:
Hey at least playtex wont have to keep making discontinued products for the potato because her psycho mom lied for attention and says that “its the only type of bottle shell drink out of”
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LOL she looks like a fuckin Whack-A-Mole
I'm ready for Miss Pocky's death. Rest in peace, you strange little helpless girl.

This video is equal parts pathetic and gross - that poor dog gave her a kiss and she rooted its tongue!
Then Gwen's like ohh no not inside her mouth! You don't let a dog kiss a sick kid!
The pathetic zoomies is rather great though. Why was she wearing glasses. Lola got no fuckin idea.
 
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Can you imagine the asspats and sympathy attention she'll get for losing both potatoes within the space of a year? I mean, it has been less than a year for Claire, right? Time and space mean very little in Hartley land. I swear that's the angle Gwen will take to garner and stretch the attention.
 
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