What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[ShittyRecolor]

Precooked food that would take 5 minutes to make is peak autism. Seeing people buy shit like pre-beaten eggs boggles my mind.

Also honorable mention to gummy bears. I love the stuff but it's always embarrassing to buy because it's always marketed towards kids. We need serious adult gummy candy. And no, gummy dicks don't count

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It's okay dude, the original German slogan of Haribo says it makes both children AND adults happy. You can eat your delicious bear-shaped sweets with your pride and dignity intact.

 

[Large]

Paper.

 

[cawk mcnibbler69^%]

Spaghetti-O's are pretty autistic yeah.

One of two of my publicly autistic friends admitted to eating these before any other food as far as I'm aware of.

 

[DildoGaggins]

>When you eat RoundUp ice cream to stick it to drumpfler

Anyway, have some autist drank
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Honestly I love this shit. I have a major boner for Amp and it's relatively similar but has a shitload less sugar.

 

[Trilby]

Eh, you can't really find those anywhere outside of amusement parks, especially Disneyland, anyway.

I can, several gas/food marts just blocks from me have 'em. They sell them out of special freezers like this...

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I can, several gas/food marts just blocks from me have 'em. They sell them out of special freezers like this...

Funny, I just don’t see them much in my area.

 

[Trilby]

Funny, I just don’t see them much in my area.

I didn't expect to as well until recently.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Dino nuggets with ketchup on the side.

Also those weird gummy things from Japan where you make a little cheese burger meal with dust. I think a Slaton did one once.

 

[omori]

Kraft dinner.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here’s an update on the Sour Patch Kids ice cream. It’s actually more like a sherbet. The one I tried was a mixture of lemon sherbet and vanilla ice cream with raspberry swirls and Sour Patch candy. It’s pretty tasty if you’re into fruity ice cream with a hint of sour. It’s still an autistic food though, there’s no denying that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dog meat

 

[Idiotron]

Organic food.
I've read that autistic people are apparently over 7x more likely to buy organic food than other people.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Anything someone chastises you for "ordering wrong".

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Anything featured in one of those bastardized western mukbang videos cause god fucking willing they eat with utensils, proper audio levels on their equipment and don't make you ask yourself "is this was we've become as a race?" if you finish watching.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Adam Ragusea has some useful tips but his meme video "why I season my cutting board and NOT my steak" just sounds autistic and dumb because he actually mainlines this method.

 

[AnOminous]

Adam Ragusea has some useful tips but his meme video "why I season my cutting board and NOT my steak" just sounds autistic and dumb because he actually mainlines this method.

Except you actually are seasoning the steak, just in an autistic way.

 

[omori]

Well done steak.

 

[PL 001]

Well done steak.

Nah. Someone who eats steak well done has zoomed past autistc and right into exceptional.

 

[Slap47]

Adam Ragusea has some useful tips but his meme video "why I season my cutting board and NOT my steak" just sounds autistic and dumb because he actually mainlines this method.

He says "yaas" but his channel is good. He puts an autistic amount of detail into the food that you'd be wise to not follow but its his hobby so whatever.

Good channel... shame he likes to say "yaas" and all that.

Well done steak.

Why are you randomly hating on boomers all of the sudden?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Well done steak.

There are people who conflate human food with dog food, they do indeed exist.