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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Molly Ringwald said:
loved working with Gary, but The Stand is one of my least favorite parts of my career at this point. Please understand, no further questions on The Stand.
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Understood, and thanks for replying! For what it's worth, I still have a warm spot for that miniseries. :heart-full:
 
Connor said:
Alright, Mrs. Ringwald. I'll let you off.

So, what brings you to the Kiwi Farms?
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My friend's son talked about this Sonichu character and This Christian Weston Chandler guy who has become a transgender individual. He would talk about the CWCki and the Forums a lot, so I thought I'd check it out.
 
Molly Ringwald said:
My friend's son talked about this Sonichu character and This Christian Weston Chandler guy who has become a transgender individual. He would talk about the CWCki and the Forums a lot, so I thought I'd check it out.
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Yeah, Christian is quite the character. I sincerely apologize for coming across as paranoid or edgy. I have a tendency to be pretty cynical.
 
Molly Ringwald said:
My friend's son talked about this Sonichu character and This Christian Weston Chandler guy who has become a transgender individual. He would talk about the CWCki and the Forums a lot, so I thought I'd check it out.
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That's so cool! Chris-chan truly is the glue that holds us all together.
 
Connor said:
Yeah, Christian is quite the character. I sincerely apologize for coming across as paranoid or edgy. I have a tendency to be pretty cynical.
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That's okay. It's never easy to trust somebody over the Internet. I can't stay mad at a fan.
 
Ms. Ringwald, I thank you so much for the delightful PMs between us. Thank you so much for autographing this album for me! I can't wait to recieve it in the mail!

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Pinhead said:
Ms. Ringwald, I thank you so much for the delightful PMs between us. Thank you so much for autographing this album for me! I can't wait to recieve it in the mail!
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You're quite welcome. This is actually my last autograph for a while, so I'm glad you like it.
 
If anybody needs advice, please message me. I probably won't do it on my Ask Molly page, because I get several thousand submissions, so the Forums will have to do. @Connor, I've read the things on the thread, and I think it's wonderful that you are trying to clean up your act. Anybody who isn't satisfied with their life should improve it.
 
are you gonna tell Molly about the part where you are sexually aroused thinking about how you want to destroy her on a psychological level and how you want her both as a wife and mom
 
Soradawn said:
So what happened to the Redesigning Eva sporkings?
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Next section is taking a while because I'm doing two chapters in one post while trying to find all the places where it matches up to Silence of the Lambs. Plus work comes first!
 
balcolm said:
are you gonna tell Molly about the part where you are sexually aroused thinking about how you want to destroy her on a psychological level and how you want her both as a wife and mom
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Now, now, Ms. Ringwald just got here. No need to scare her away prematurely; I'm sure she'll find out all about a fanboy's depraved fantasies in due time.
 
Sonic Hoo said:
Plot twist: Molly Ringwald is actually null's sockpuppet
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Now hold on there partner, we have no reason to assume such a thing. I for one believe she is the true and honest Molly Ringwald, come to clear up any miscommunication about her possibly having sex with a disgusting pig like Connor. Wouldn't you want to clear up those awful rumors if you were in her position?
 
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