Miriam might have assaulted The Rebel - The Yanivs vs. Donald Smith

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If you see a generic female lingering around the sidewalk in the middle of a Yaniv/Miriam breakdown filming and generally just reveling in his misfortune, walk over and say hi.

Shit, at this rate, there's going to be no less than 50 people by this description milling around for every meltdown.
 
I'd like to see 100 people cosplaying as Johnny and Miriam following them around 24 hours a day.

One of them needs a sousaphone. Please, please make that happen. Make it a tribute cosplay, go Bavarian. Drown out Miriam with an accordion, do the tuba song when Jessica walks.

PLEEEEEEEEEASE.
 
Someone just needs to slap the shit out of Miriam at this point. Unfortunately then THEY would get in trouble, but someone needs to remind her that her temper tantrums aren’t acceptable.
They are extremely hilarious to witness though. She's such a freak
 
They're starting to crack under all the negative attention. It's only a matter of time before one or both fucks up badly enough to get put away.
 
I'm holding out hope this ends like it did for Chris-Chan and Barb when they ran over Michael Snyder at the Game Place and the Snorlax ended up assaulting an officer

Wondering what the hippo is thinking right now
 
Twitter update about today's incident
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Twitter update about today's incident
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It's interesting how this string of events has exposed a sort of dichotomy in Jonathan. I'm still firmly of the mindset that he gets off on attention, particularly when people are disgusted by him and the humiliating things he does. You see this when he smirks and giggles like a kid who knows he's pissing off the teacher who can't legally spank him while people like Blaire White rebuke him. But his reactions to people putting a spotlight on him that he isn't expecting beforehand are notably violent (verbally, anyway (for now)).

I know it's common for people like him to hate not being the one in control and act like a total moron when the tables are turned, but it's fascinating to see it play out in real time.

Also lmao like he could break anybody's limbs anyway.
 
It's obvious in the Keean vid that Miriam's uppers are false - can't tell about her bottom teeth.

I mention this in case any of you get bitten in the next few days. Don't be frightened if, when you pull back, a full crescent of teeth is sticking out of your wound. Just flick the damn thing out. She'll scrabble around on the ground trying to snatch her investment back and you'll have the opportunity to escape.

Y'all are current on tetanus shots, right?
 
I mention this in case any of you get bitten in the next few days. Don't be frightened if, when you pull back, a full crescent of teeth is sticking out of your wound. Just flick the damn thing out. She'll scrabble around on the ground trying to snatch her investment back and you'll have the opportunity to escape.

If a Miriam bites you you don't die. You slowly turn into one.
 
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